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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 23, 2010 0:00:27 GMT -5
That bullriding thing with the Divas tonight was horrible. All those girls had no idea how to ride a mechanical bull. They're suppose to gyrate their bodies on the thing, roll them like a wave. Instead they were just rocking their torsos back and forth. They all looked clumsy and uncoordinated.
Here, watch this scene:
You see what Debra Winger did there? That was a 1000 times hotter than anything the Divas did tonight (and a lot more impression athletic wise). Why didn't anyone think to show those girls "Urban Cowboy" before they did that segment!? The only thing that saved that segment was Big Show getting his fat ass thrown off. But, it could have been a great segment all around with the Divas wowing the men folk and then Big Show giving everyone a laugh.
Dammit, WWE. You can't just throw good looking women at something and expect it to be hot. Sexy ain't a look. It's an attitude.
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Post by RatedRKoffee on Feb 23, 2010 0:07:50 GMT -5
WWE making hot half naked women boring as heck since 2002.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 23, 2010 0:09:52 GMT -5
WWE making hot half naked women boring as heck since 2002. Exactly! It amazes me that this one company has managed to make something I enjoy so much so f***ing boring. |
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Post by Mayonnaise on Feb 23, 2010 0:10:55 GMT -5
I thought Eve looked damn good on that bull.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 23, 2010 0:13:16 GMT -5
I thought Eve looked damn good on that bull. She looked fine until she started rocking back and forth. That just took me right out of it. |
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Post by Jason on Feb 23, 2010 0:14:56 GMT -5
I disagree because thankfully, the hotness of Eve saved the segment. DAMN, did anybody see how tan she was?  |
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Post by perpetualn00b on Feb 23, 2010 0:24:25 GMT -5
WWE making hot half naked women boring as heck since 2002. They've been doing this for much longer then that. |
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Feb 23, 2010 0:28:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but THAT was Gookerworthy.
Then again, I'm hardly the expert on the females. It was just so dam stupid.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 23, 2010 0:28:26 GMT -5
I thought Eve looked damn good on that bull. I disagree because thankfully, the hotness of Eve saved the segment. DAMN, did anybody see how tan she was? I'm afraid I'm going to need visual evidence of this in order to confirm it's validity.  |
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Post by Jason on Feb 23, 2010 0:42:47 GMT -5
I thought Eve looked damn good on that bull. I disagree because thankfully, the hotness of Eve saved the segment. DAMN, did anybody see how tan she was? I'm afraid I'm going to need visual evidence of this in order to confirm it's validity.  |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 23, 2010 0:47:42 GMT -5
Never woulda thought when I woke up this morning there'd be a way to tie in Urban Cowboy and Raw.
Edit: Always thought the Debra Winger scene was hot as well.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 23, 2010 0:52:10 GMT -5
I'm afraid I'm going to need visual evidence of this in order to confirm it's validity. Sweet Sara Lee I've never wanted to be a mechanical bull more than I do right now!  |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 23, 2010 0:53:48 GMT -5
Sweet Sara Lee I've never wanted to be a mechanical bull more than I do right now! I dunno if Eve'd be your Pasiphae though. |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 23, 2010 0:56:46 GMT -5
Never woulda thought when I woke up this morning there'd be a way to tie in Urban Cowboy and Raw. Edit: Always thought the Debra Winger scene was hot as well. Much like William Shatner doing a spoken-word version of "The Real Slim Shady," a rap song, I found a way. |
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Post by Ragnal on Feb 23, 2010 1:01:27 GMT -5
It was worth Big Show getting hit by the bull.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Feb 23, 2010 1:03:56 GMT -5
Eve looked fantastic the rest though I agree with.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 23, 2010 1:03:57 GMT -5
They need Debra Winger as a guest host.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 23, 2010 1:10:13 GMT -5
Sweet Sara Lee I've never wanted to be a mechanical bull more than I do right now! I dunno if Eve'd be your Pasiphae though. I had to look that up. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 23, 2010 2:21:47 GMT -5
That bullriding thing with the Divas tonight was horrible. All those girls had no idea how to ride a mechanical bull. They're suppose to gyrate their bodies on the thing, roll them like a wave. Instead they were just rocking their torsos back and forth. They all looked clumsy and uncoordinated. Here, watch this scene: You see what Debra Winger did there? That was a 1000 times hotter than anything the Divas did tonight (and a lot more impression athletic wise). Why didn't anyone think to show those girls "Urban Cowboy" before they did that segment!? The only thing that saved that segment was Big Show getting his fat ass thrown off. But, it could have been a great segment all around with the Divas wowing the men folk and then Big Show giving everyone a laugh. Dammit, WWE. You can't just throw good looking women at something and expect it to be hot. Sexy ain't a look. It's an attitude. Yeah it's not like one is TAPED so they can do it over to get it that slutty. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 23, 2010 11:12:48 GMT -5
They don't understand.
Give the WWE ANY kind of previously used premise or pop culture reference and they will f*** it up.
It's what they do best.
If there was no wrestling going on and this were like a poorly crafted variety show or soap opera, this thing would've been canceled promptly.
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