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Post by RealMattKozza91 on Feb 16, 2010 0:02:50 GMT -5
DAMN DAMN DAMN
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Post by Tombi on Feb 16, 2010 0:12:45 GMT -5
So unspeakably horrible that it spun around the Earth enough times to become immensely entertaining. Suppose it helps to be a fan of the actual show, although I doubt that's the only reason.
Jerry Lawler seemed to get more jabs than anyone else, which I enjoyed. Kelly giving birth to a baby with a unibrow, the PG rating being pushed to the limit, a Grandmaster Sexay reference, Great Khali chanting Jerry - all in all at no point did I have the slightest clue what was going on.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 16, 2010 0:14:57 GMT -5
It was a parody of the absurdity of Springer shows. It worked in my eyes.
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Post by AriadosMan on Feb 16, 2010 0:15:29 GMT -5
It was a waste of time, but I've seen much worse.
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Post by RealMattKozza91 on Feb 16, 2010 0:17:48 GMT -5
It was a waste of time, but I've seen much worse. What could be worse?? The McMahon family portrait??
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Post by laughytaffy on Feb 16, 2010 0:18:23 GMT -5
Even that dude who follows The Great Khali everywhere implied that it sucked.
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 16, 2010 0:22:10 GMT -5
This segment was extremely odd. I've never seen a segment with such a mixture of fail & win at the same time. Some of the verbal jabs were tremendous, but the actual segment was such a clusterf***. Take away the jabs and we have ourselves one steaming pile of grade A horse s***. Friedberg & Seltzer's "____ Movie" parodies had better direction and actually made more sense.
Anybody tuning in at THAT particular moment would not have had a single clue as to what the hell was going on. As soon as Kelly Kelly said she was pregnant, I knew we were going to be in for a sure-fire Gooker nominee for 2010. It was extremely difficult to keep up with it all. Who was knocked up? Who was the daddy? Who wasn't a transgender? Who was banging who? Why is Kelly Kelly that easy? Michael Cole actually got laid? It was a lot to take in.
Add in the fact that a "major" development happened earlier in the night and we didn't get one single update, yet we got this.
Rarely does "All of the Above" qualify with such a wide range of poll choices, but dammit I can't make heads or tails of what the hell was happening. I have to vote that. It was seriously one of the worst, yet best, things I've ever seen, with the bad winning out over the short-lived good.
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Feb 16, 2010 0:22:13 GMT -5
That segment made ZZ Top look like a good guest host. I truely believe that was the worst segment in wrestling history and I would rather watch when Mae Young gave birth to a hand followed by the JR bowl surgery sketch over and over again. And I know next week is not going to be any F***ing better with Jewel and whats his name as the guest host. I guarentee you that there will be a singing competition which of coarse Jillian will be in which will be won by Hornswaggle and then there will be a mechanical bull riding scene which Santino will try and "Hilariously" fail and then Hornswaggle will try and be awesome at it.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Feb 16, 2010 0:26:00 GMT -5
2010 Gooker of the Year has its first candidate.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 16, 2010 0:26:44 GMT -5
Worst Segment ever.
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Feb 16, 2010 0:26:55 GMT -5
That segment made ZZ Top look like a good guest host. I truely believe that was the worst segment in wrestling history and I would rather watch when Mae Young gave birth to a hand followed by the JR bowl surgery sketch over and over again. And I know next week is not going to be any F***ing better with Jewel and whats his name as the guest host. I guarentee you that there will be a singing competition which of coarse Jillian will be in which will be won by Hornswaggle and then there will be a mechanical bull riding scene which Santino will try and "Hilariously" fail and then Hornswaggle will try and be awesome at it. That actually made me feel alot better to get that out the only way better is screaming at the top of my lungs at raw which is what I normally do
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 16, 2010 0:29:15 GMT -5
A random thought: On the one hand, I think it's awesome that Mae Young is still active and performing (and clearly having the time of her life) in her mid-80s, but on the other hand, pretty much every segment she's been in for the last several years has been absolutely horrible.
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Feb 16, 2010 0:31:22 GMT -5
A random thought: On the one hand, I think it's awesome that Mae Young is still active and performing (and clearly having the time of her life) in her mid-80s, but on the other hand, pretty much every segment she's been in for the last several years has been absolutely horrible. Yes they have been really bad but at least they had some kind of order and this was just a big clusterf**k.
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Post by losthead on Feb 16, 2010 0:34:12 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly and Eve overacting and laughing was the breaking point for me, but I didn't change the channel.
It was maybe the worst segment ever
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Post by AriadosMan on Feb 16, 2010 0:44:40 GMT -5
It was a waste of time, but I've seen much worse. What could be worse?? The McMahon family portrait?? Chavo vs Hornswaggle or any of the ZZ Top episode or Katie Vick or Hulk Hogan and Bubba showing up or Mae Young giving birth to hand This wasn't really THAT bad in the grand scheme of things.
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Post by Celgress on Feb 16, 2010 0:46:56 GMT -5
Just, just, awful
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Post by MGH on Feb 16, 2010 0:49:14 GMT -5
Easy early contender for 2010 Gooker, and one of the worst pro wrestling segments I've seen in a long time.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Feb 16, 2010 0:53:28 GMT -5
AT LEAST YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE IT LIVE AND IN PERSON, LIKE I DID
...but seriously, it wasn't all terrible. I got a few good laughs. They've certainly done worse things.
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Post by Cretinous Humanoid on Feb 16, 2010 1:04:15 GMT -5
It was some what entertaining, good for a laugh or two. My wife actually stopped what she was doing to watch the segment and she thought it was amusing. Definitely one of the better guest host segments, which of course isn't saying much.
It could have been worse, they could have used the time on a Bourne or Primo match.
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Post by randomranter on Feb 16, 2010 1:07:28 GMT -5
I didn't find it to be all that bad, actually. What you saw in the ring was just a typical episode of Springer's show, and I thought they did an excellent job of parodying his show, the WWE, and kayfabe in general.
And some of those jokes were priceless. The jabs at Lawler going for much younger women, to the jokes about his son, and every freak of nature being the father of Kelly's baby. I actually enjoyed the segment for once. Seems like I'm the only one.
I will admit, though, that Lawler opening his mouth and 'explaining' things just ruined it. There was no need for that.
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