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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 5, 2009 16:55:14 GMT -5
Think the old one finally died down, so here's a reawakening.
Randy Orton: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Rhodes. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Cody Rhodes: If you did it sir?
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Post by bradshawrules on Nov 5, 2009 16:59:10 GMT -5
Santino: Me fail English? That's unpossible
Randy Orton to Cody and Ted: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally beat up his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “Wife.”
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 5, 2009 17:04:05 GMT -5
Pat Patterson: Anything to declare?
René Duprée: I declare that you have the most beautiful brown eyes.
Pat Patterson: Why I do believe you're smuggling, A heart as big as all outdoors. Now get in my *censored* you big lug.
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Post by Tapout on Nov 5, 2009 17:07:20 GMT -5
Teddy: Oh, "Big" Dave. Don't start asking for title shots again. It's so heelish. Remember when you were wrestling the Undertaker for what seemed like a lifetime because you thought he dug up your garden?
"Big" Dave Batista: Well, something did!
Teddy: I don't want you asking for any more title shots tonight.
"Big" Dave Batista: OK, have it your own way, Teddy. I'll be back in a minute. I'm just...going outside. To...ask...for a title...shot. D'OH!
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Nov 5, 2009 17:21:45 GMT -5
I have to post the photo or else you wouldn't get the quote.  Nitro: The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! |
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 5, 2009 17:40:50 GMT -5
Fan confronting jake roberts
Fan: Look, THIS (Holds up wwf magazine cover from the 80s) is Jake Roberts, you just look like a big fat mental patient
Jake: Youd be surprised how often people say that
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2009 17:49:32 GMT -5
I have to post the photo or else you wouldn't get the quote. Nitro: The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! And the slight implications of this picture tie into the following...sort of. Nitro: "There's NOTHING to feel ashamed of here! Women have a right to a night out...right, Joey?" Mercury: "Sure, Johnny." *whipping sound* |
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Post by Jimmy on Nov 5, 2009 17:53:00 GMT -5
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" "NOTHING AT ALL!""NOTHING AT ALL!" |
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Nov 5, 2009 17:58:04 GMT -5
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" "NOTHING AT ALL!""NOTHING AT ALL!"Joey: Stupid sexy Nitro... |
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U may h8 rebecca black, but she luvs u!gronemeyerJakeGronie
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Nov 5, 2009 21:55:35 GMT -5
Cody: No tv and no pants makes Cody something something.
Melina: Go Crazy?
Cody: Don't mind if I do........
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I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Nov 5, 2009 22:07:35 GMT -5
Still on 2000...
Vince: Now Batista, trown this pudding at him!*points to Kurt Angle sitting on the table,eating next to booker T*
Batista: But he is Kurt!He is a former Major Champion and won a medal with a broken freacking neck!
Vince: Do it!
Batista:*trowns at kurt angle*
Angle: Aaagh! i have been hit!im vulnerable for a finisher!
Vince: niice...*gives batista a title shot*
Batista: YUHUU!*trowns another one at Booker T*
Vince: What you doing?! Thats Booker T!*goes helps Booker T while looks angry to Batista*
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Post by Tapout on Nov 6, 2009 2:36:39 GMT -5
Mysterio: (examining his black eye in the mirror) Gracias a Dios, dawg! Maaaan, I think Dave has like, finally gone home for the day, baby! Dawg, now I can make my escape, dawg! Dawg!
(Mysterio slides a mirror under his dressing room door to see if the coast is clear. A smiling "Big" Dave Batista's reflection suddenly appears in the mirror)
"Big" Dave Batista: Hi Rey! Hey man, you want your title shot now?
Mysterio: Uh...naw, dawg! I'm like, making it myself, baby!
(Mysterio pulls out a plastic novelty title belt and starts making clattering noises)
Mysterio: Hear that, dawg? The title shots are imminent, baby! Yeah man, uh...no need to come in. You can, like, cease your ingress, dawg!
(Later, "Big" Dave returns to Mysterio's dressing room)
Mysterio: Yo Dave, like, stay back, dawg. Like, approach no further, baby. Title match has already been made. I whined to Teddy Long myself.
"Big" Dave Batista: Well Rey, can I at least drive you home, man? It's 5:00, baby.
Mysterio: ...Naw, dawg! I mean, I thought, like, I would like, chauffeur myself this evening. Yeah, that's what I thought, baby. Like, how hard could it be, dawg? Dawg, I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which, the deceleratrix, right dawg? Dawg!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 18:21:20 GMT -5
Jericho: I've got to find a new tag partner who won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the wrestler evaluations for the word 'Incompetent'... [He does so. Computer shows there are 129 names] 129 names? Better be more specific: "lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, bad workrates..." [Computer again reports 129 matches found.] Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Big Show.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 18:28:29 GMT -5
Rebecca Michaels: That was Vince McMahon on the phone Shawn. He says if you don't bother coming to work on Sunday, don't bother coming to work on Monday.
Shawn Michaels: WOO HOO! FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 8, 2009 20:07:33 GMT -5
Vince: I don't need a morals, for I own the WWE
Linda:Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
CM Punk:Raw? No, let the Nobles and the Chavos of this world waste their wretched lives in
that testicle-shrivelling torture chamber.
CM Punk: Batista can't be champion He's the worst wrestler in the worst workrate group!
Vince:Punk, being champion is easy! You just grow to be 6'5 and shoot yourself full of steriods!
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Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 8, 2009 20:14:26 GMT -5
Punk: I think my first title run went pretty bad. Maybe I'll turn heel to freshen up my character.
Cena: Punk, if people don't like you, you don't try to improve. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the WWE way!
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 8, 2009 21:58:54 GMT -5
(from a bootleg tape called "Drunk Bob Backlund0"
"What do you mean i cant take off my bowtie? Im perspiring here you plebian!"
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Post by casualobserver on Nov 8, 2009 22:34:16 GMT -5
Jericho: I've got to find a new tag partner who won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the wrestler evaluations for the word 'Incompetent'... [He does so. Computer shows there are 129 names] 129 names? Better be more specific: "lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, bad workrates..." [Computer again reports 129 matches found.] Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Big Show. Too brilliant to be no-sold! As for my entry... Linda: How do you do it, Vince? How do you silence that little voice that says "Think"? Vince: You mean Shane? |
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 9, 2009 1:11:44 GMT -5
HHH walks up to Shawn Michaels
HBK: Hey hunter, did you lose weight or something
HHH: Look Closer Shawn
HBK: Oh i see, youve turned your entire body gold and you're the largest man in the world now
(cut to vinces office)
HHH: Out of the chair old man, im taking over now
Vince: All hail King Hunter
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Post by casualobserver on Nov 11, 2009 0:46:23 GMT -5
(Steph is interviewing candidates for the writing team.)
Steph: What kind of writing experience do you have?
Candidate: I dunno. Making nerds cry?
Steph: Perfect! You can be our booker for RAW.
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