The Possum
Unicron
JBL stands for "Just Beat a Lizard".
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Post by The Possum on Feb 3, 2010 0:32:29 GMT -5
What do you call Sean Waltman on Sunday night?
X-Pac Heat
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Feb 3, 2010 1:07:29 GMT -5
What is the difference between Sheamus and David Arquette?
One is a complete disgrace to the World Title. The other is David Arquette.
What did Tommy Dreamer say after reading the menu?
I'll take it.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Feb 3, 2010 1:10:47 GMT -5
What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's plane landed?
"HERE COMES THE PLANE!"
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
Posts: 4,770
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 3, 2010 1:40:48 GMT -5
Q:Why is Mike Knox usually cold.
A: He has no heat.
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Post by Schattenjager on Feb 3, 2010 2:30:07 GMT -5
What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's plane landed? "HERE COMES THE PLANE!" Oh, not fo' nuthin'!
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Post by bitteroldman on Feb 3, 2010 10:28:55 GMT -5
Khali, Scotty Goldman and Santino are traveling together in a limo, when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. It's late and they notice a nearby farmhouse so they decide to see if the farmer can put them up for the night. The farmer answers the door, listens to their story and then tell them that he has 2 spare rooms they can use but one of them will have to sleep in the barn.
Khali volunteers to rest in the barn so Goldman and Santino each take a room. A short time later there's a knock on the door and it's Khali. He cant stay in the barn because he is a Hindu and it would be sacrilegious for him to sleep with a cow. Goldman then decides he'll sleep in the barn; Santino and Khaki each take a room. A short time later there's another knock on the door and it's Goldman. He can't stay in the barn because there is a pig in the barn and it would be sacrilegious for a Jew to sleep with a pig, Santino then says thet he will sleep in the barn so Khali and Goldman each take a room. Not much time passes and you here pounding at the front door so loud that it wakes the entire household. The farmer comes downstairs, opens the door and its the cow and the pig
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Feb 3, 2010 11:01:28 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan.
Even the Hogan toilet seat covers sell better than him.
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Feb 3, 2010 11:19:59 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan. Even the Hogan toilet seat covers sell better than him. Hogan would never cover a toilet seat.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 3, 2010 11:44:27 GMT -5
I read this on the board a while back, but I don't remember who posted it first. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are walking down the street pushing their baby in a stroller when Stephanie's arms get tired. "Hunter," she asks, "will you push the baby?" "No," replied Triple H. "He's too small and he can't pop a crowd." ;D Nice.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Feb 3, 2010 12:26:29 GMT -5
Favorite wrestling jokes I've ever heard.
What does Brock Lesnar hit on his computer? F5
What's the difference between Rob Conway and Lita?
When Conway comes up,no one gets a clap!
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Feb 3, 2010 12:36:29 GMT -5
What does Triple H say to Stephanie when he pulls out Monopoly? It's time to play the game!
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Post by mcknightmaer on Feb 3, 2010 12:41:11 GMT -5
What's the difference between Rob Conway and Lita?
When Conway comes up,no one gets a clap! (lol my favorite so far)
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Feb 3, 2010 12:45:32 GMT -5
Why did God send Kofi Kingston to hell?
Because he was causing trouble in paradise.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Feb 3, 2010 12:51:47 GMT -5
Why is Jeff the Hardy Brother with the colored hair?
Because Matt Hardy WILL NOT DYE!!!
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Post by playoldgames on Feb 3, 2010 13:01:45 GMT -5
You CM Punk?
No, but John Cena.
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Post by Betty White on Feb 3, 2010 13:35:28 GMT -5
What did I see when I watched a John Cena match?
I Cena boner.
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Boomaga
Team Rocket
Evolve or Die.
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Post by Boomaga on Feb 3, 2010 14:00:18 GMT -5
In a dark Hotel Room at 4:30 in the morning, CM Punk asks all of his roomates what he should call his new finisher and they all yell "GO TO SLEEP!"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 3, 2010 14:15:32 GMT -5
Why is Jeff the Hardy Brother with the colored hair? Because Matt Hardy WILL NOT DYE!!! .....I am SO pissed off that I didn't think of this. This joke is brilliant.
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Feb 3, 2010 14:18:33 GMT -5
The Rock recently got a role in a new movie as a mime. Here was a conversation that occurred the other day.
Director: Dwayne, what's wrong with you today? We've had to take 15 takes on this one scene alone. The Rock: Well, I don't know, I guess I'm not focused today. Director: It's easy! All you have to do is know your role, and shut your mouth!
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Feb 3, 2010 14:30:33 GMT -5
A man was walking down the street when he ran into his friend working on his garden.
He said: Dude, love that new plant. It's really neat, man. Kind of wondering why you got a cactus. Jack, you should show it to your friend Mick. Fo Li would probably like it too!
That just happened!!
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