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Post by manicuno on Feb 2, 2010 20:00:16 GMT -5
What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?
Stop, I'm straight, Edge.
Bahahahahah.
Okay, your turn.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Feb 2, 2010 20:01:05 GMT -5
What's the first thing that mick foley does when he goes to the supermarket?
He goes for the Cheap Pop
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Post by The Tank on Feb 2, 2010 20:01:35 GMT -5
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Feb 2, 2010 20:27:47 GMT -5
What is Sheamus' favorite kind of pop?
Conway Pop
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 2, 2010 21:01:19 GMT -5
What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up? Stop, I'm straight, Edge. Bahahahahah. Okay, your turn. Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP |
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2010 21:04:13 GMT -5
I read this on the board a while back, but I don't remember who posted it first.
Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are walking down the street pushing their baby in a stroller when Stephanie's arms get tired.
"Hunter," she asks, "will you push the baby?"
"No," replied Triple H. "He's too small and he can't pop a crowd."
;D
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Post by cartern923 on Feb 2, 2010 21:18:19 GMT -5
What do you call every Triple H match?
A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Feb 2, 2010 21:19:21 GMT -5
So Tommy Dreamer and The Rock are in the supermarket
Rock:"You want sausage or bacon?"
Tommy:"Well.........."
Rock:"It doesn't matter what you want!"
Tommy:"Well I was gonna take 'um both anyways"
Cue the fail horn
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Feb 2, 2010 21:24:56 GMT -5
What do you get when you mix Dusty Rhodes and Vader? Tommy Dreamer. Get it? GET IT?!  OK, that was mean. I'll leave now  |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 2, 2010 21:43:40 GMT -5
So Tommy Dreamer and The Rock are in the supermarket Rock:"You want sausage or bacon?" Tommy:"Well.........." Rock:"It doesn't matter what you want!" Tommy:"Well I was gonna take 'um both anyways" Cue the fail horn Because he's hardcore or because he's fat? |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 2, 2010 21:46:35 GMT -5
This one was popular before 2007.
Q: Why was Chris Benoit kicked out of the gas station?
A: Because he was carrying matches.
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Feb 2, 2010 21:50:35 GMT -5
Why did Tommy Dreamer leave WWE...
...Because between Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kane, and Mickie James there was not enough food in catering for Tommy Dreamer's liking.
Edit: Matt Hardy is also fond of the catering.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2010 21:54:14 GMT -5
Why did Tommy Dreamer leave WWE... ...Because between Mark Henry, The Big Show, Kane, and Mickie James there was not enough food in catering for Tommy Dreamer's liking. Don't forget Matt Hardy. |
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Feb 2, 2010 21:59:08 GMT -5
Why does Matt Hardy hold the back of his head?
Because Matt Hardy will not cry!!!
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Feb 2, 2010 22:09:54 GMT -5
What would Shockmaster's theme be if he joined the WWE? "Break the walls doooowwwwwwwn!"  |
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The Possum
Unicron
JBL stands for "Just Beat a Lizard".
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Post by The Possum on Feb 2, 2010 22:46:32 GMT -5
I read all of these in the last wrestling jokes thread. Some of my favorites:
What do you get when you cross Kamala with Val Venis?
Randy Savage.
What did Booker T say when he asked Superfly to build him a pool?
Can you dig it, Snuka?
How many Vince McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Feb 2, 2010 22:57:58 GMT -5
So Tommy Dreamer and The Rock are in the supermarket Rock:"You want sausage or bacon?" Tommy:"Well.........." Rock:"It doesn't matter what you want!" Tommy:"Well I was gonna take 'um both anyways" Cue the fail horn Because he's hardcore or because he's fat? I read this on the board a while back, but I don't remember who posted it first. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are walking down the street pushing their baby in a stroller when Stephanie's arms get tired. "Hunter," she asks, "will you push the baby?" "No," replied Triple H. "He's too small and he can't pop a crowd." ;D I enjoyed these the most so far. (And a great thread idea by the way.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father who the newcomer carrying a belt into the ring was during a recent WWE event. The boy's father responded that it was the latest product of HHH's politics. The little boy replied: "What a Shame-us." (Also, the boy had a weird lisp.) |
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Feb 2, 2010 23:04:12 GMT -5
Waiter: Do youv want this 30 oz steak or this quadruple chilli cheesburger.
Tommy Dreamer: I'll take em both. I'm Fatcore!
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Ghostorm
Mephisto
Wheres Appa? What did you do to my Bison?
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Post by Ghostorm on Feb 2, 2010 23:22:28 GMT -5
Q. What did C.M. Punk tell Adam Copeland?
A. Lita says "hi"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2010 0:28:54 GMT -5
Q. What is CM Punks favorite movie
A. Heat
A man has a sleeping problem. He asks CM Punk how can I Go to Sleep? CM Punk gave him the Go to Sleep
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