**31/10 Raw Caption Thread**

[The Sensei of Niceitude]

Edge: Hey Coach, your the filling in my Manwich




Vince: Well, seeing as the Dudleys aint here no more, come on Coach, say it
Coach: Oh my brother, Testify



Hey JR, where's the porn?



Carlito still didn't understand the rules of "piggyback"



Carlito's dropkick went horribly wrong



Edge's spear goes horribly wrong



Randy: Noogie, noogie, noogie



Vince's new take on "rock, paper, scissors" drew huge ratings



Randy's knows he is about to be humbled



Edge & Randy forget their comedy horse costume



AAE: Are you doubting El Dandy?
Umaga: I don't knoooooooooooooow



JTG: You didn't check you rollie did you mother lover?



Hot dang, I gots me a tv. No more sittin in the dirt at the drive in



Flair: Now listen, we might be old, but we much better than the Village People, Dusthee, take it away
Dusty: Young men......



I'm a little teapot........

[Ace Diamond]

Cena's attempts to do an Air Raid Crash always ended in horrifying failure. The good news is that Coach may one day be able to walk again.

[Zombie Mod]

Edge: who are you? and what are you doing here?




Vince: yes i did just fart...




king: hey jr what did the dish run away with?
or
king: hey jr whats your website adress again?



shelton refused to turn round after seeing the critter eating carlitos head.....



thats the last time carlito is allowd to travel with rvd and orton



your ring may have 6 sides........ we have zero G matches.......



orton: and people complain that i need to be carried between rest holds.



the wwe's version of he-man and the masters of the universe movie was bound to fail after this picture was leaked to the net.



orton: i need a diva's bag..... quick........



orton: hurry i cant hold on much longer...... i need that diva's bag now!



AAE: what stinks out here?
Umaga: it was orton....... he exploded after not being able to find a divas bag......







Flair: we might be old...... we might not have any roid rage left.... but ....... uhhhh..... line?



Cena: i love my new coach size pillow.........

[Ace Diamond]

Edge: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you
HHH: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

[Tea & Crumpets]

Jerry Lawler visits wrestlecrap forums!



Carlito: C'mon I wanna play horsey!



Carlito: Someone get me down from here! What genius thought of putting a rope trap in the midle of the ring!



This was not the right time to turn on the litter-removal suction fans in the ceiling.


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!



the other legends looked on in shock as Flair's senility-prevention cream wore off, leading him into a 30 minute ramble about the war.

[Ace Baretta]

aodpilot said:

Edge: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you
HHH: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

FTW

[8-BitAssassin]

Thousands of WWE fans worldwide and none of them are excited about this booking!



See, I told you the catapult would work! And you thought that toy commercial was stupid...



Y'know, when we said we had two words for ya, we never expected anyone to, y'know, take us up on the offer....



HHH's hatred for steel chairs reaches an unhealthy low...




AAE amd Umaga play "hide the Cuban"

[lildude8218]

Randy was mad because no one told him he had to wear a jacket.



Vince was embarassed that while he was home rehabbing himself that 4 of his biggest stars were all arrested and had their mugshots all over the media.



Jerry Lawler enjoys watching John Cena's private webcam during the show.



Before the Blair Witch kills you, she puts you in the corner.



Girl in the crowd: I'm gonna marry that man someday.



After 90 minutes of HLA in front of millions, both women needed a cigarette.



Edge: Arise Chicken, Arise!

Randy: What the f*** are you doing?



JR: BAH GAWD! Cousin Itt just stabbed Triple H in the back! DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!!



Edge: Come on! You need to stab him with the 7 daggers or he'll take over the world.



Triple H was sad when everyone laughed at his movie idea: The Greenwich Sledgehammer Massacre.



Randy: AHHHHH! Sssssssssss! AHHHHHHHH! Ssssssssssss!



Edge and Orton mock Hunter by making a lowercase h with their own bodies. Either that or Edge likes "ramp head"



What you don't see are Umaga's fingers lightly tickling Estrada's "kiwis"



One stray banana peel ruined their big magic trick.



Shad: Ahhh! *puts his arms around Lawler* Oh my God! Sometimes I think these butterflies are in here! Hahahaha



Shad: Ummm guys....I'm stuck.



Viscera felt up R. Kelly's booty before slamming him.



TOWER OF DOOM!!!!!



Ric: This is the best damned Halloween party EVER!



Joey Styles: My God, his nipple is the size of a Chips Ahoy!



Coach immediately regretted saying "Candyman" 5 times.



This Wednesday on a Very Special Dating Game...



MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!!

[Sajoa Moe]

This was shortly before the scary screaming face popped up on the screen and King wet himself.



"O RLY?"_____________"YA RLY!"



"When you're a Goonie, you're a Goonie for life!"



JTG: Gee whillikers, that Bob Saget sure is a funny fellow!

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Armando A. Estrada - Look, we gotta lot of, como se dice, 'smarks' complaining about your 'woorkrate'. I wanna see TWO Samoan Spikes, amigo. That'll shut those dummies up.

Umaga - Sounds like a plan.

[Ace Baretta]

King4Eva: lol i'll pretend you said 18

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

acebaretta said:

King4Eva: lol i'll pretend you said 18

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[The Nature Girl]

King: Why yes, MAF54, you *do* make me horny.

[Deleted]

Apparently, this is the evolutionary chain of the casual Friday outfit throughout the years.




Fans: "Coach has got a wood-yyyy! Coach has got a wood-yyyy!"



Lawler's still submitting votes for the Stacy Keibler-Torrie Wilson lingerie match from No Mercy 2001 as the best match that year.



Fan: "Hey! When did Virgil come back?"



In honor of All Hallow's Eve, Carlito wrestles the Invisible Man and hits him with a picture-perfect moonsault.



Nice boot-cut pants. Did you pick them up at a '70s flea market?



Randy: "This is where the power lies!"



Due to his embarrassing loss, the aforementioned Invisible Man takes a con-chair-to from Edge & Triple H.



Orton slowly morphs into John Cena right before our eyes.



Edge: "Randy, we're not backstage yet. Get up."



Old-School Fan: "Hey, when did the Grand Wizard rise from the dead and get better clothes?"



JTG: "Todd, you still work here?"



Lesson #3: "If you plan on jackin' a plasma TV, make sure you have a getaway car."



Ric: "We got a call from Jared, and he said whoever can lose the most weight with the Subway diet gets to team with me at Cyber Sunday. Whoo!"
Dusty: "Hold on, Ric, you're part of the contest too."
Ric: "Whoo-said?"

[Rocky Van Heineken]

I smell new photoshop fad.

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rockygotfingered said:

I smell new photoshop fad.

Guess we'll have to come up with some black boxes to block out the dirty bits.

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

Randy has gotten good at double teaming guys




:::Next week on "Dateline: How to Catch a Predator" Wrestling commentator Jerry Lawler meets his match when he goes one on one with host Chris Hanson:::

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Welcome to the most boring wrestling promo of all time!!!!




Vince: Hey Coach, want to join a special "club"?
Coach: Do I have any choice?
Vince: No.



Vince: See, kissing my ass wasn't so bad.
Coach: I feel dirty.



Vince: Now you can vote on which one of these four men gets to be the father of Stephanie's next kid!



When the camera went away, Jerry Lawler went back to looking at porn.



Hey Shelton, you got something on your back!



Now you got something on your face.



Carlito: Help! I'm stuck.



Everytime Johnny Nitro got drunk he tried to jump into imaginary pools.



Jeff Hardy: I can't wait to face Carlito this Sunday. I mean, Gee! I wonder who am I going to face at Cyber Sunday.



Apparently, Maria sucks at leap frog.



Lita: Let's just lie here for a few minutes.
Maria: Why?
Lita: Shush! No talking.



Maria: Thanks! My back feels much better!
Lita: No problem.



Lita: Come to my hotel room tonight, and you can lay on top of me.
Maria: I feel uncomfortable.
Lita: Shush! No talking.



Apparently, Triple H's crotch can make people float in mid-air!



Triple H figured the best way to stop Edge and Randy Orton's attack was to play dead and crap himself.



Triple H: You're not as good as a criropractor as Lita is.
Edge: SHUT UP!!!!



Randy: Hold still; you got something on you're forehead.
Triple H: Thanks.
Randy: No problem.



Triple H has another sledgehammer he wants to show you.



There can be only one!!!! Highlander!!!!



Now, Randy decided to play dead and crap himself.



Randy: I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Edge: Shush! No talking.



AAE: That Pink Floyd sure does put on a great concert!
Umaga: OOOH! Lasers!



Jim Duggan: You got something on your chest.
Umaga: It's a tatoo!



Shad: I'm taking this, Hootie Hoo!!



JTG: FREE TV!!!!



Shad: Why do I always have to lift the TVs?



As JTG was being bodyslammed, he noticed a sticker on Viscera's shirt that said "Lose Weight Now! Ask Me How!"



Vince: That is the third time people have gotten stuck in mid-air! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!



Flair: Tonight! Some lucky lady gets to ride Space Mountain FOUR TIMES! WOOOO!!!!



Flair: Who farted?
Sgt. Slaughter: Wasn't me!
Dusty: Must have been Piper.
Piper: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!



Big Show spotted a burger and said, "NIIIICCCCE!!!!"



King Booker: I see a dragon in the fourth row! GET ME MY SWORD!!!!



Coach: I still feel dirty!



John Cena: Time to eat your lima beans.
Coach: NOOOO!!!!



For once, someone could not actually see Cena.



Cena: I guess this is number 4.
Coach: You mean, I'm stuck!
Cean: It should wear off in a few minutes!



John Cena has stolen the Iron Sheik's gimmick.



Cena: Whatcha gonna do when The Marine runs wild on you!!!!

['Foretold' Joker]

EDGE: You know Eric, your kind of short!

or

RANDY (Thinking): I feel so out of place, I knew I should have brought a jacket.





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