"Are you on drugs Mr. Gambini?"

[Agent P]

"Drugs? No, I don't take drugs your honor."

"I don't like your attitude."

"Pfft, what else is new?"

"I'm holding you in contempt of court!"

"Well there's a f***ing surprise."

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

"Mr. Gambini, didn't I tell you that the next time you appear in my court that you dress appropriately?"

"You were serious about that?"

[skinner]

The judge is such a mean old b*stard. ;D

Joe Pesci FTW

[Young Game]

Love this movie!

[Insomniac]

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Thank you.

[Dean-o]

I love this movie. No matter how many times I watch it, I still laugh out loud at many parts.

I love when he screams out his new fake name and knocks over the chess pieces with his arm, f***ing over the Judge's long running game. Classic movie!

[skinner]

Lookin thru the pics his fiancee has taken...

"Oh f***, here`s the case cracker, me in the shower!"

[HMARK Center]

Watching Joe Pesci verbally spar with Herman Munster was a live-changing moment for me.

[Ben Wyatt]

Mar 29, 2010 23:08:16 GMT -5 Insomniac said:

Everything that guy just said is bulls***.

Thank you.

That line always kills me.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

"How do I know that's not just a hundred wrapped around a bunch of ones?"

[mcmahonfan85]

one of my favorite parts, when Stan thinks Vinny's come to make him his bitch:


(warning: language)

[Ducky Momo]

One of my favorite movies of all time. ;D

Vinny: I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he would testify. No discovery of any tests he's conducted or reports he's prepared. And as the court is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of all witness who will testify, particularly those who will give scientific evidence, so that we can properly prepare for cross-examination, as well as give the defense an opportunity to have his reports reviewed by a defense expert, who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions.

Judge: Mr. Gambini?

Vinny: Yes, sir?

Judge: That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.

Vinny: Thank you, sir.

Judge: Overruled.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f***in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f*** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

I consider this movie to be a underrated classic comedy. I know Tomei won the Oscar for her role, but that's only mentioned as a joke. It doesn't get the props it deserves for being a great comedy. I'd rank it as at worst one of the 15 funniest movies of all time.

[Grendel]

Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?

Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.



Great little movie. I was pleasantly surprised when I rented this years ago and found out just how funny it is.

[Dragonfly]

My grandmother loved that movie. Towards the end, it was one of the few things she could watch that weren't game shows or Shirley Temple movies. We couldn't never figure out why though.