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Post by Rorschach on Mar 28, 2010 13:47:13 GMT -5
www.dreadcentral.com/news/36643/sharks-3d-heidi-montag-boobs-and-delusions-grandeurIn a recent interview, the aspiring starlet and damn near totally synthetic organism known as Heidi Montag had this to say about her future projects, now that The Hills is no longer filming: “I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town, and I save the day with my 3D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!” Normally, I'd have put this in the horror thread, but I kind of thought that stupidity this monumental deserved a thread of it's own, mainly due to all the facepalms and mockery that is sure to come of it.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Mar 28, 2010 13:49:35 GMT -5
Wait. Heidi Montag can write?
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 28, 2010 13:52:53 GMT -5
Wait. Heidi Montag can write? No. She just drew two huge circles on her Etch a Sketch and told some wandering fool outside of Starbucks on La Hacienda "Lookit this! That's Dolly Parton being the mayor in mah shark movie comedy thingy! Isn't it awesome?" To which the wandering fool shot her a worried glance, asked if her minder knew she was out alone, and phoned the police. |
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Post by BRV on Mar 28, 2010 13:52:56 GMT -5
She's hitting the three key topics to making a great movie:
- Sharks
- Boobs
- 3D
She knows what the movie going public is looking for.
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 28, 2010 14:03:16 GMT -5
I'll wait and see what this SharkBoobs movie is about before I make judgement.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 28, 2010 14:05:40 GMT -5
I haven't seen this movie yet, buttttttttttt.......... My Bloody Valentine 3D had the better 3D boob scene.
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 28, 2010 14:13:33 GMT -5
I haven't seen this movie yet, buttttttttttt.......... My Bloody Valentine 3D had the better 3D boob scene. At least until Piranha 3D comes out. ;D |
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Post by chazraps on Mar 28, 2010 14:14:34 GMT -5
Well I'm sold.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2010 14:23:16 GMT -5
I haven't seen this movie yet, buttttttttttt.......... My Bloody Valentine 3D had the better 3D boob scene. At least until Piranha 3D comes out. ;D Was gonna say the same thing.  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 28, 2010 14:25:36 GMT -5
Sharks, Boobs, and 3D.
Not bad, Heidi, not bad.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 28, 2010 14:28:31 GMT -5
I haven't seen this movie yet, buttttttttttt.......... My Bloody Valentine 3D had the better 3D boob scene. At least until Piranha 3D comes out. ;D True, that is the true 3d experience.  ALso I was thinking about it... and given Heidi's recent surgeries are we sure she can be in 3D without risking her health? |
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 28, 2010 14:29:44 GMT -5
Wait. Heidi Montag can write? No. She just drew two huge circles on her Etch a Sketch . she can draw circles on an etch a sketch?! she *is* more talented then we give her credit for... |
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Post by theryno665 on Mar 28, 2010 14:42:15 GMT -5
It's easy to write this off as stupidity since it's coming from the hot air balloon flame thingy that is Heidi Montag's brain...but it's boobs...in 3D...plus sharks. That automatically makes it better than 95% of the stuff in theaters today and better than roughly 113% of the movies following the 3D craze. At least these boobs will belong to a human woman and not a creepy furry woman.
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Post by Parrish on Mar 28, 2010 14:55:08 GMT -5
Those Hills girls are going to be one monumental train wreck...one after the other. And with every desperate nude scene/sex scene they do in movies, we become the winners.
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 28, 2010 15:10:59 GMT -5
So, they're going ahead with the Jaws remake?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 28, 2010 15:44:04 GMT -5
I don't know what's wrong with y'all, I for one have no problem with 3D boobies all up in yo' grill.
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Post by Insomniac on Mar 28, 2010 15:46:29 GMT -5
I'd pay $20 to see it at an IMAX.
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 28, 2010 15:52:49 GMT -5
So, they're going ahead with the Jaws remake? Oh my God....it all makes sense now. Tracy Morgan....Heidi Montag....all they need is one more person for a lead role and they're set for SOME sort of parody/spoof/remake of JAWS 3D. So if it goes like this: Heidi Montag: Sherriff Summer Boobies Tracy Morgan: (Hanging With) Mister Hooper Who does that leave for Cap'n Quint or Squint or Clint or whatever they'd call him? Casper Van Dien? |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 28, 2010 16:02:12 GMT -5
So, they're going ahead with the Jaws remake? Oh my God....it all makes sense now. Tracy Morgan....Heidi Montag....all they need is one more person for a lead role and they're set for SOME sort of parody/spoof/remake of JAWS 3D. So if it goes like this: Heidi Montag: Sherriff Summer Boobies Tracy Morgan: (Hanging With) Mister Hooper Who does that leave for Cap'n Quint or Squint or Clint or whatever they'd call him? Casper Van Dien? How about, the great Michael Cera? {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 28, 2010 16:12:49 GMT -5
Wait. Heidi Montag can write? It was written in Crayon with some drool on the page. |
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