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Post by Pooh Carlson on Mar 23, 2010 21:58:58 GMT -5
My mom bought shark meat from Kmart once ... yeah.
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y2j12
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Post by y2j12 on Mar 23, 2010 22:15:39 GMT -5
Chicken wings at hooters these things were soaking in grease and oil was just dripping off them, ate 2 of them, paid and left
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Mar 23, 2010 23:53:48 GMT -5
S.o.s (s*** on a shingle) meat in county jail. it was some kind of god awful "beef" in a cream sauce. I cant even describe the taste or texture because I've never eaten anything else like it. Best I can come up with is Beef Stroganoff, minus the noodles, and made with 3 day old taco bell ground beef. They serve it for breakfast every Sunday. Of all the awful food they give you in that place, that was by far the worst.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Mar 24, 2010 0:08:36 GMT -5
A Chinese restaurant called Hong Kong. Eating their chicken, was like chewing a piece of gum.
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 24, 2010 0:12:41 GMT -5
Chicken wings at hooters these things were soaking in grease and oil was just dripping off them, ate 2 of them, paid and left I've had that same experience at that place. You....uh....you definitely shouldn't go there for the food, it seems.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 24, 2010 0:25:07 GMT -5
A failed combination of scrambled eggs and mushrooms I made a few months ago. It tasted like egg, and it tasted like mushroom, and it was oily, watery, and crunchy at the same time. Plus it tasted like kaka.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 24, 2010 1:28:37 GMT -5
I ordered a steak at Brann's Steakhouse & Grill (which is a local chain of steakhouses here in western Michigan). I ordered it medium rare, and the thing came out wayyy overdone and drier than beef jerky. Plus, they burnt the macaroni and cheese. THEY BURNT MACARONI AND CHEESE. The manager offered us gift certificates for a future visit. We figured "Why not? Free meal." THEY OVERCOOKED THE STEAK AGAIN! Morons. I've never had a good meal there, but that one visit was definitely badder than bad.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Mar 24, 2010 2:31:01 GMT -5
Chipotle pizza. I'm normally open to new types of food(hell, I'll gladly eat chitterlings even though full well know what they are) but chipotle pizza has to be the worst thing I ever tasted in my entire life. I was almost sick to my stomach and just thinking about it right now makes me sick to my stomach.
Corn and beans do NOT belong on a pizza!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 24, 2010 5:19:46 GMT -5
Thanksgiving dinner in the hospital Bedpan leakin' merlot filtered through a dead guys spleen Candy stripers givin' me the coldest shoulder on earth Cold chipped beef and boiled water Dessert looks just like a used towel I'm a man caught in the middle of the middle Thanksgivin' Dinner in the hospital
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 16:48:37 GMT -5
My mom bought shark meat from Kmart once ... yeah. Heh. I seriously love shark meat. Sadly I can't find it any longer...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 16:58:23 GMT -5
Pumpkin Soup...I want to puke just thinking about it
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Mar 24, 2010 17:03:27 GMT -5
Phat Tai at Harrah's in St. Louis.
The duck was good. But the rest was bad. We actually ordered room service a couple hours later because it was so bad.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 24, 2010 17:24:51 GMT -5
S.o.s (s*** on a shingle) meat in county jail. it was some kind of god awful "beef" in a cream sauce. I cant even describe the taste or texture because I've never eaten anything else like it. Best I can come up with is Beef Stroganoff, minus the noodles, and made with 3 day old taco bell ground beef. They serve it for breakfast every Sunday. Of all the awful food they give you in that place, that was by far the worst. Probably chipped beef and cream over toast, then. That's the only SOS I recall hearing about on a regular basis.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Mar 24, 2010 18:54:22 GMT -5
Bedpan leakin' merlot filtered through a dead guys spleen Candy stripers givin' me the coldest shoulder on earth Cold chipped beef and boiled water Dessert looks just like a used towel I'm a man caught in the middle of the middle Thanksgivin' Dinner in the hospital Awesome. You win the internet. Or cookies, or whatever the hell the fad is these days.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Mar 25, 2010 9:36:02 GMT -5
Bedpan leakin' merlot filtered through a dead guys spleen Candy stripers givin' me the coldest shoulder on earth Cold chipped beef and boiled water Dessert looks just like a used towel I'm a man caught in the middle of the middle Thanksgivin' Dinner in the hospital Awesome. You win the internet. Or cookies, or whatever the hell the fad is these days. I'd like to say thank you for this internets - I can use it to finally crack open this pesky walnut.
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Post by Psicosis Auto Theft on Mar 26, 2010 1:38:28 GMT -5
While on my Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure-like road trip of the USA last August I was in Chicago(had a terrible time here, won't return, sorry Chi-Town), I went in to this greasy spoon eatery. The two guys working there acted like stereotypical Italian mobsters. I ordered an item called Gizzard thinking that it was culturally something unique only to the United States. Can't imagine anyone anywhere eating much of this. I think it was chicken or duck neck bone or something. Very rubbery and to top it off it was made WAY too spicy. I feel fortunate that I ordered it for take out. There's no way I could have finished it in the restaurant. Just so I didn't feel wasteful I opened up the styrofoam box the gizzard was in and I set it across the street from where some homeless people were sitting around. I didn't feel like I was being helpful. Don't get the gizzard!
Also not a meal but worth a mention(or do I mean a warning). Myself and an ex-girlfriend back in the late 90's ordered a number of things for take out at an Indian restuarant in east Toronto. We knew what we were ordering for the appitizers and main course so I asked the counter person what he would suggest for dessert. He said try Paan (pronounced like pawn). It must be popular because other people were lined up for it I thought to myself. This Paan was a green leathery leaf with some creamy gel on it. The ex-girlfriend and myself went home and ate our meal. When we went for our dessert the moment we bite into it we both shot it out of our mouth instantly. It tasted like if you combined tooth-paste with dish detergent liquid. What a way to ruin a dinner. It must be an enquired taste. Still I'll avoid the paan.
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Post by The Line on Mar 26, 2010 10:56:30 GMT -5
Some of these meals sound terrible. But, not to sound like an asshole, some of these, if they truly are the WORST meals you've ever had, ever, I wanna come spend some time with you, because the great food you eat must be downright gourmet.
Anyway, as for me, one time I tried to roast a mandarin orange over a campfire. Was pretty f***ing terrible.
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 26, 2010 12:09:24 GMT -5
the morning after an ROH show in november, i went out to breakfast with two of my guys friends to this place called Zats.
it's open 24 hours a day. serves all meals at every hour. edge has eaten there, which is why we went, because one of my friends wanted to show me edge's picture on the wall of fame they have. tons of wrestlers.
anyways.
the moment i walked in, i could feel the grease clogging my pores. so i was like, instantly turned off. then we had to order our food, so i'm like "eff it, i'll just have pancakes." cause i always crave pancakes after an ROH show.
i see them cook eggs on this giant grill, flip the eggs, serve the eggs. scrape off where the eggs were, and poured pancake mix on it. i cannot stand the sight of eggs, let alone the smell, and now my pancakes are being served on top of egg grease? gross.
choked down one of three pancakes. some of my friends omelet was on my plate. so gross. excused myself to the bathroom, threw up. sat down, and just drank my chocolate milk.
so. effing. disgusting.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 26, 2010 13:40:38 GMT -5
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 26, 2010 17:59:25 GMT -5
One of the worst things I've ever drank was a sip of some Better Value tea. My brother is addicted to tea and he ran out of it on derby day. Broshep had to corner store instead of Kroger because the streets were blocked off. My brother spat the tea out five seconds after he drank it and yelled F____ swill. Then he handed the cup to me, so I could taste the tea. That tea was so damn bad, I froze for over a minute, and then I spat for two minutes. The stuff was equal parts stale, brackish, and just plain putrid. I should have known better because I eat some Better Value cheese that tasted like plastic three years earlier.
If you like baked goods that taste and smell like scented candles from the dollar stored, go get some Spunkmire pumpkin muffins. Sad thing is, my mom wolfed them down when my brother and I pawned the muffins off on her.
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