Worst Meal You've Ever Had?

[Orange]

What's the worst meal that you have ever had to eat, whether you cooked it or not?

Mine would have to be when I was much younger, I tried to make a toasted cheese in the microwave. Didn't work out too well, made the bread all soggy and... yeah wasn't too great

So what's the worst feast you've ever had to feast upon that you wish you hadn't feasted upon.... feast? ;D

[Grendel]

Flank steak that was so overcooked it was like chewing on boot leather.

[darthalexander]

Well, there are a few I can mention but I remember one time going to visit someone and they had made this big supper and one of the things in the meal was baked beans - which I cannot tolerate because I hate the disgusting things - but I had to eat it. So thank god for mashed potatoes because I shoved the beans into that and swallowed it as fast as I could (then drank like a madman).

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

When I was in elementary school, I used to enter the building through the cafeteria because it was the first door I came to. I walked in one morning to a smell similar to burning tires. A few other kids had noticed it as well. Every morning one of the cooks would come around to collect lunch money, and we would always ask what we were having. So naturally, on this day we were more curious than usual.

The answer? "Vegetarian lasagna." Now, I've been friends with some vegetarians, have been around them while they were cooking, and even tried some of their stuff myself, and NONE of it smelled like burning tires, and while their stuff may not have been my favorite meal by any means, it was miles ahead of this stuff. Rubbery cheese over a mystery substance and the blandest noodles (which is kind of saying something, if you think about it) that I've ever experienced.

They never made it again.

[Annette]

Thanksgiving dinner in the hospital - made a TV dinner look like it came from a 5-star restaurant.

[Alucard]

Beef stuffed cabbage.

It smelled awful and tasted awful too.

[Psy]

Two things : One, a former girlfriend of mine invited me to dinner. Her mom made "meat rolls", which were like cinnamon rolls except with ground beef sprinkled on top. They were disgusting, but I choked them down on several occasions.

The other was bad sushi. I got very, very, very sick off of it.

[smokinvokoun]

Several years ago, I went on vacation in London with my aunt. I ordered room service lasagna. It was green and tasted like baby food.....yeah, we never ordered room service for the rest of the trip.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

"It was uhh a fish sandwich"

"Don't tell him anything!"

[Sir Woodrow]

Spaghetti and gravy.

I was verrrry low on funds and it's all I had in the house

[mcmahonfan85]

when on a vacation with my family in Mexico we ate at this restaurant, and we all ordered this thing that was supposed to be a chicken sandwich. what he got was extremely dry chicken wrapped in a seven year old tortilla covered in a mysterious green sauce.

[mcclanahan]

everything I've ever had from a waffle house

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

I'll try pretty much anything once, so knowing my love for sausage ("that's what she said!") and remembering the fact that my mom once told me that I actually enjoyed liver as a child, one day at work I tried balkenbrij, which I was told was "basically a sausage made from liver."

Do yourselves a favor and NEVER EVER EAT THIS!

[theryno665]

Worst meal I've ever had was Curry Beef from one of my favorite Chinese places. It looked like Shrek vomit.

Worst piece of food I've ever eaten was a piece of octopus sushi from a Chinese buffet. I almost never get so disgusted at something that I lose my appetite and/or want to vomit. But this piece of sushi was so horrible, it literally tasted like snot surrounded with rice. So horrible. Honorable mention goes to Chicken Feet, which I got at the same Chinese place that I got the Curry Beef from. It was my first (and so far only) time getting Dim Sum and it looked good in the menu, almost like General Tso's Chicken. But when I got it, it finally hit me "Hey, I ordered chicken feet." There was literally no meat at all to it, nothing but skin, tendon and bone. The skin had the texture of a basketball and it smelled like chemicals.

[nm]

We had this class in 5th grade where we used to make food all the time. It wasn't called home ec, it had some other stupid name. I hated that class. One time we made this "chili" but someone in the class screwed it up. At the end of the class they'd make you eat your groups creation, well I shouldn't say make, but the teacher would get mad and take it as some sort of an insult if you didn't eat it. But it was the most vile f***ing thing i've ever ate. Half of it tasted like water ughhhhhhhhh

[Glitch]

Pretty much any sandwich imitation cheese. One time when we were really impoverished I had no choice but to take a cheese sandwich to school. I remember spitting out the sandwich piece as soon I took a bite. I was starving and thinking "the gods must have a strange sense of humor".

[Ultimo Chocula]

...and such small portions!

[Mozenrath]

I poured salt on my cereal on accident once.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

Not at Home; Boston Market

At HomeL My dad cooked fish once. he didn't tell me he was cooking the whole fish, nor that he was broiling it. to this day i can't eat or smell fish without wanting to vomit.

[Deleted]

Some Fish Filets at a Motel Restauraunt that gave me a stomach virus