Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 25, 2010 13:58:07 GMT -5
three blind farmers were standing under a grain bin, in the rain, waiting for the bus to come. one farmer sniffed the air and said, "This is a grain bin."
the second farmer then reached above his head, ran his hand along the bin, rubbed the dust between his fingers and said, "No, I believe this is a grain bin."
the third farmer said, "No, you're both wrong, this bus doesn't stop til we get to the library."
which blind farmer had just lost his farm, which blind farmer had a nagging wife and which blind farmer was going deaf?
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Post by Millie D on Mar 25, 2010 14:21:03 GMT -5
for the life of me i don't know!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Young Game on Mar 25, 2010 14:28:39 GMT -5
Ummm....oh boy.
Let's see.
ONE OF THE FARMERS WASN'T A NICKEL!
That's not right, is it?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 25, 2010 14:34:03 GMT -5
Here's a better question: why on Earth is there a bus stop under a grain bin?
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Post by Orange on Mar 25, 2010 14:34:12 GMT -5
three blind farmers were standing under a grain bin, in the rain, waiting for the bus to come. one farmer sniffed the air and said, "This is a grain bin." the second farmer then reached above his head, ran his hand along the bin, rubbed the dust between his fingers and said, "No, I believe this is a grain bin." the third farmer said, "No, you're both wrong, this bus doesn't stop til we get to the library." which blind farmer had just lost his farm, which blind farmer had a nagging wife and which blind farmer was going deaf? Ok I'll say the first farmer has lost his farm, the second farmer has a nagging wife, and the third is going deaf. And if that fails then all of them aren't blind and they're making it all up!  |
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 25, 2010 14:41:21 GMT -5
I was hoping this about Batman Forever.
"Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?"
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 25, 2010 14:57:08 GMT -5
More seriously, I first thought the third farmer was going deaf because his reply was unrelated to the discussion, but after giving it a bit of thought, I believe it makes more sense that the second one is going deaf as he clearly didn't hear that the first one said that this is a grain bin, or else he wouldn't correct him about something they agree on now, would he? The third one has the nagging wife. He's not waiting for the bus, he just wants to be away from his wife, and is signaling to the other two that they're wasting their time waiting for a bus that won't stop. The first one has lost his farm, because... well, there's only him left. |
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Post by ani on Mar 25, 2010 15:32:10 GMT -5
three blind farmers were standing under a grain bin, in the rain, waiting for the bus to come. one farmer sniffed the air and said, "This is a grain bin." the second farmer then reached above his head, ran his hand along the bin, rubbed the dust between his fingers and said, "No, I believe this is a grain bin." the third farmer said, "No, you're both wrong, this bus doesn't stop til we get to the library." which blind farmer had just lost his farm, which blind farmer had a nagging wife and which blind farmer was going deaf? The first farmer lost his farm because he knows what a grain bin is and is reminiscing on the fact that he's lost what he knows. The second farmer has a nagging wife because he's disagreeing. The third is obvious. |
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Post by Dr. Rosenrosen on Mar 25, 2010 16:31:28 GMT -5
;D
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Post by bibboid on Mar 25, 2010 17:32:16 GMT -5
three blind farmers were standing under a grain bin, in the rain, waiting for the bus to come. one farmer sniffed the air and said, "This is a grain bin." the second farmer then reached above his head, ran his hand along the bin, rubbed the dust between his fingers and said, "No, I believe this is a grain bin." the third farmer said, "No, you're both wrong, this bus doesn't stop til we get to the library." which blind farmer had just lost his farm, which blind farmer had a nagging wife and which blind farmer was going deaf? The first blind farmer was not sniffing the air, he was sniffling back tears because he just lost his farm. The second farmer is going deaf because he didn't hear what the first farmer said. And the third farmer has a nagging wife as is evidenced by the fact that HE NEVER LISTENS TO A WORD ANYONE ELSE EVER SAYS....EVER!! |
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Post by Insomniac on Mar 25, 2010 18:15:06 GMT -5
I was hoping this about Batman Forever. "Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?" What has yellow skin and writes? |
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 25, 2010 18:53:37 GMT -5
I was hoping this about Batman Forever. "Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?" What has yellow skin and writes? A ballpoint banana? |
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Post by Insomniac on Mar 25, 2010 19:11:18 GMT -5
What has yellow skin and writes? A ballpoint banana? Correct. What people are always in a hurry? |
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 25, 2010 19:12:00 GMT -5
Russians?
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Post by Insomniac on Mar 25, 2010 19:16:13 GMT -5
Exactly. Which means someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck.
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Post by Young Game on Mar 25, 2010 19:21:00 GMT -5
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Mar 25, 2010 19:21:39 GMT -5
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 25, 2010 19:27:59 GMT -5
A Canary with a Machine gun?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2010 19:29:54 GMT -5
Exactly. Which means someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck. |
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Mar 25, 2010 19:33:16 GMT -5
A Canary with a Machine gun? Judges? ... Close enough, it's a sparrow with a machine gun. |
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