Done with women

[Professor Chaos]

I'm sick of dating them. I've been in a rut of one date which never leads to a second one for years it seems. Seems to go well, they say they wanna go out again and to call or text them, then when I do I get no response. Occassionally I'll get lucky with a one night stand but usually it just entails of wasting money at a nice restaurant blowing my money on overpriced food. After a bad experience last weekend ended up going into a strip club and got wasted. Don't remember much of anything about it but apparently ended up in the VIP room passed out and got my ATM card raped for 1500 bucks until thankfully the bank blocked the transactions. I'm begininng to completely despise the whole female race and want to put a sledgehammer through the wall. And no I'm not ugly or a bum, I look pretty good I always hear, make good money, live on my own... just guess I suck with women. Not like I always date the out of my league type either recently I dated 2 unemployed 30 year old single moms that still live with their parents and got the same treatment. Not that I'd want a future with someone like that anyways but when even they're not interested it's enough to make you go insane.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Good. Frees up more women for me to fail with.

Enjoy the dudes.

[Orange]

;D

It sounds like you've gotten screwed over Professor, they're hard to deal with that's for sure, they're crazy. Sorry to hear all that man.

[Professor Chaos]

Mar 18, 2010 3:23:30 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Good. Frees up more women for me to fail with.

Enjoy the dudes.

F that... I'd be a priest first.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mar 18, 2010 3:25:29 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Mar 18, 2010 3:23:30 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Good. Frees up more women for me to fail with.

Enjoy the dudes.

F that... I'd be a priest first.

I wasn't very helpful, was I?

Sorry.

The only other advice I know is.

"Because we get horny and don't have the sense to say no"

[Super Duper Dragunov]

Mar 18, 2010 3:25:29 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Mar 18, 2010 3:23:30 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Good. Frees up more women for me to fail with.

Enjoy the dudes.

F that... I'd be a priest first.

hmmm.....i gotta say it's not all the girlzz here.....

i would like to call into question the words:

Blowing my money
Overpriced Food
Strip Club
VIP Room
Don't Remember Much
1500 Dollars
Passed Out
Single Moms living with parents
Unemployed Single 38 year old moms living with parents

and lastly the words

suck with women.

if i were Vince Mcmahon i would say Professor Chaos screwed Professor Chaos.

But i imagine it's a bit deeper than that, i will say in closing that Butters has had WAY more success with women than Professor Chaos.

so maybe do the opposite of what you normally do.

quit your job.
be homeless.
don't go to strip clubs.
date less leechy women.

trust me, not that you wanna know, but i'm gonna share anyway, it's works for us on the other team that would for you into the priesthood. it's not the gender, it's the type within it.

you gravitate or attract a certain type in the end. and in the end it never works. i had the same crap happen to me, and stopped dating for over a year because of it. i was tired of putting myself out there just to get screwed.

i realized that PHi was screwing PHi.

if you can't change the outcome, change the game.

[Janitor From Mars]

Women are not worth the waste of breath you are putting into them. Get your priorities straightened out and they'll notice. It works and it's more fun to let them chase you than to actually get you (kinda like chasing a title belt).

[Deleted]

Mar 18, 2010 4:07:21 GMT -5 Janitor From Mars said:

Women are not worth the waste of breath you are putting into them. Get your priorities straightened out and they'll notice. It works and it's more fun to let them chase you than to actually get you (kinda like chasing a title belt).

Yeah lets try not to be insulting or sexist here or anything

[Baixo Astral]

Don't go to Soviet Russia, then... there, women are done with you.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

What are you doing worrying about women Chaos? Shouldn't you be worried about ruling the world, and taking out The Coon?

[YellowJacketY2J]

Mar 18, 2010 5:28:19 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

What are you doing worrying about women Chaos? Shouldn't you be worried about ruling the world, and taking out The Coon?

Ever since he's seen bush, he can't stop thinking about it.

[The Booty Disciple]

Ya know, not all women are like that.

I'm not one for strip clubs (I can have far more fun with certain DVDs in the privacy of my own home, thank you very much), but if that's your way to deal with feeling rejected...erm...yeah, you're a way from getting it right.

Keep in mind, men aren't exactly the bastions of sanity either. I don't think it's a gender issue, but more, an issue with the girls you attract and (please don't take this personally, I have the same problems sometimes...often) your own self image issues.

Just sayin'.

[Deleted]

Mar 18, 2010 4:07:21 GMT -5 Janitor From Mars said:

Women are not worth the waste of breath you are putting into them. Get your priorities straightened out and they'll notice. It works and it's more fun to let them chase you than to actually get you (kinda like chasing a title belt).

[i.Sarita.com]

Yeah, ever think that the problem is YOU? Just because you're "Not ugly", have money, and whatnot, it doesn't mean every girl on the planet should want you.

I'm not the greatest looking guy of all time, nor do I rake in the big bucks, but I regularly date good looking girls who DO want to keep going out with me...and how you may ask? Because of the way I talk to them and treat them.

Women are not all the same.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

So you wine them and dine them and then get upset when they don't put out?

Gah.

Yeah, you're doing something wrong. It's not about trying to impress them.

Maybe you have a cocky vibe about your own worth or something? Maybe that derails them from wanting to get to know you better?

Besides, you say you're a successful man in all other areas -- why are you paying for dinner and all that fancy stuff? Why don't you go out and have a good time, and leave the wad of cash at home.

Plus, if you wish to spend 1500 dollars on a whim, you can give it to me... and I'll kick you in the nuts and save you the 10 hours of trouble that you would have gone through.

[Viva]

Butters. is professor chaos' human form. I'm confused. Same poster?

[Mister Pigwell]

Dammit Butters what have I told you about creating alts to give yourself advice?

[The Booty Disciple]

Women are not the issue here. Nor is Professor Chaos the entire issue. I also think it's wise to remember, not every woman is going to be impressed by cash and treating her to a nice meal. Butters, you had it right.

Try starting with a simple compliment. It's amazing how that works. Walking up to a pretty lady (and go for ladies, not girls) and saying something simple like "You look great tonight." goes a lot farther than trying to wine and dine them. In my experience at least (and this is strictly my experience...of course, your mileage will vary), a simple compliment and NOT making it look like you're after something seem to go a lot further.

If she looks you up after that (and they will), then it's time to take them to a nice meal, without any expectations in the bedroom. It turns out, there's more to a relationship than sex.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Mar 18, 2010 15:30:11 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Dammit Butters what have I told you about creating alts to give yourself advice?

Oh, hamburgers.

[Throwback]

Tip for a first date: Do something with the girl that she has never done before. Make sure she has a good time. She'll remember you and want to go on a second date to see what else may happen. Ask more questions about her than you talk about yourself. People (not just girls) LOVE to talk about themselves. Especially if you make them feel what they do is important and hard to do.