Times where you embarrassed yourself!

[Jason]

I remember a few years ago in school, we were playing a game with the teacher about the Simpsons. And I think one of the questions that came up was "What's Bart Simpson's dad called?" and I screamed out "HOWARD!" it was an huge fail on my part and the whole class (including the Teacher) laughed really loud.

Share yours.

[Orange]

4th grade, got a fudge bar on a hot day that I decided a didn't want to eat right then, and I would rather play 4-square. So I stuck in my pocket and...... yeeeeahh you know where i'm going with this

[Pervy Stone Cold]

I had a seizure in front of the class once, I was okay, but not something that you want to happen right by where the teacher is lecturing.

[Stephanie McMahon Fan]

there was one time.

It's a religious i must say first.

Well, younger children were suppose to kiss their older half on the hand as a form of respect.
For muslims, you would know it as "Salam" or the handshake.

So, i was at this event and i totally did the opposite and ALMOST "salam" the younger kid.

I felt so ashamed.

[Wolfaga]

Got dressed for a community project I had a few months back, I walked across the town centre of Croydon and met my friend, said Hi and went in the Tram to Wimbledon and walked through there, got to the place and before we started I'd play Basketball with some of my other friends, it was only when one of them said I had a massive rip down my jeans where I felt "oh crap?!?! this must of just happened", THEN later on the mate I saw earlier said I had that said rip ever since I walked outta my house and tried to explain I had it (which didn't work because I had headphones on)

So basically I've walked through two towns and waited on a tram for a couple of minutes and hundreds of people had seen my ass

BAD TIMES ):

[Annette]

I do this routinely because I speak, THEN think.

Like the time I was at work and yelled to the back of the theatre to my coworker that I "do a better blowjob" than he does (we use a snow blower to blow all of the popcorn, cups, etc. to the front of the stage, then sweep it all up - we call it 'blowing the house'), forgetting that there was still people up front. There was a moment of silence, then about 15 people started laughing.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Any time I've tried to impress a woman are all tied for first.

[Yami Daimao]

I accidentally called a teacher "mom" once.

[Sigma: Current SRW Champ!]

Pick a day I did a radio show. More than likely I made some faux-pas

[Magician under the moonlight]

Just last summer, I had a cold and I was taking the subway to get home. i tried to hold my nose to prevent sneezing since it was starting to drip and I had no Kleenex, However, the urge to let i go just kept increasing. So as I approach my station, I sneezed and tis whole slime snot just camre into my hand in front of 20 people. Just embarrassing.

[Nacho STAYS Hyped]

Apr 4, 2010 22:32:49 GMT -5 Yami Daimao said:

I accidentally called a teacher "mom" once.

I called one of my friends "Mom" once.

He's a guy.

[Gummydavidson]

When i got really drunk i went up to a group of girls and said to them that I was a virgin and asked them if that turned them on

[Jason]

Apr 4, 2010 23:35:55 GMT -5 Gummydavidson said:

When i got really drunk i went up to a group of girls and said to them that I was a virgin and asked them if that turned them on

... and did it? ;D

Jk, that's hilarious!

[Bobeddy]

Well there was the time in Irish class where I was asked who my favourite actor was. Now bear in mind, I could've picked ANYONE, any actor. But at that moment, my mind went completely blank except for one name. I tried and tried and tried, but right then I just couldn't think of anyone else.

So after about 5 seconds of deathly silence during which I'm standing mouth agape, I finally use the only answer I can think of.


David Duchovny.


The room is then split into laughter and looks of confusion. I then had to spend the next two minutes trying to explain David Duchovny's acting achievements. Which isn't exactly easy to do in English let alone Irish.

[smokinvokoun]

Back in high school, I had to stay at school late at night for play practice. I was at the front enterance of my school waiting for my dad to pick me up. It was snowing and I couldn't see the cars well. Then I see this dark van drive up to the front and I walk up to it and I go to open the door....only to find out that it wasn't my dad's van but an old woman's. I was so embarrassed and I scared the old woman in the car.

[ash]

A few years ago I was doing an indy wrestling show, and I was part of a group called Team Kayfabe, Anyways that show we were holding Kayfabe Idol, it was a contest where we had some other wrestlers on the roster perform for us ie sing, dance or tell jokes and then we decided on the winner and they got to join our group. Anyways I was a judge along with 4 other wrestlers and after each performance we all gave our opinions on their performances. Well all was going well until the last performer went and it was my turn to say something about them, well my mind went blank and all I could think of was the old pop tarts commercial where the pop tart is dancing and the guy yells BAMMMM!!. So of course I yelled out BAMMM and everyone kind of went silent and then started laughing haha.

[Stephanie McMahon Fan]

Apr 5, 2010 3:58:24 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

Back in high school, I had to stay at school late at night for play practice. I was at the front enterance of my school waiting for my dad to pick me up. It was snowing and I couldn't see the cars well. Then I see this dark van drive up to the front and I walk up to it and I go to open the door....only to find out that it wasn't my dad's van but an old woman's. I was so embarrassed and I scared the old woman in the car.

LOL this is funny. Hope the woman isnt dead.

[Kris Kobain]

At a hotel with a friend and we were in the fitness cente/ I was standing sideways on the treadmill and had my arms out like I was skateboarding. I lost my balance and flew up in the air and landed on the treadmill and just let it push me to the floor.
Not only did my friend see it but there was a camera in there so the people at the desk could see it too.

[Gummydavidson]

Apr 4, 2010 23:49:29 GMT -5 Jason said:

Apr 4, 2010 23:35:55 GMT -5 Gummydavidson said:

When i got really drunk i went up to a group of girls and said to them that I was a virgin and asked them if that turned them on

... and did it? ;D

Jk, that's hilarious!

I Wish!!

[theryno665]

Apr 4, 2010 23:23:16 GMT -5 Nacho STAYS Hyped said:

Apr 4, 2010 22:32:49 GMT -5 Yami Daimao said:

I accidentally called a teacher "mom" once.

I called one of my friends "Mom" once.

He's a guy.

I remember a friend at one of my old jobs calling a customer "mom" when asking to help her out with her groceries. Plus, that reminded me of one time at church when I was little. I was running out of Sunday School and went to hug my dad...only it wasn't him. It was someone else from church who looked very much like him. Luckily he was a friend of the family so it wasn't like I was hugging a complete stranger but it was still kinda awkward.

Also, the OP reminded me of a spelling test I took Freshman year of high school. The word was "subtle" and a student asked if there was a silent letter in the word. The teacher said "Could be" so I yelled out "It's a B!" as a joke. But even though I'm usually an awesome speller, I didn't think that was right and ended up spelling it "suttle" on my own test. Dumb.

Finally, I remember in Music class, I wanna say like 2nd or 3rd grade, we had to line up and return our books before walking out the door. I had to fart and was holding it in until we were outside and hopefully I could let it out without anyone hearing. Unfortunately my shoes were untied and I tripped over them and I farted once I hit the ground.