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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Apr 5, 2010 10:10:35 GMT -5
I called one of my friends "Mom" once. He's a guy. Finally, I remember in Music class, I wanna say like 2nd or 3rd grade, we had to line up and return our books before walking out the door. I had to fart and was holding it in until we were outside and hopefully I could let it out without anyone hearing. Unfortunately my shoes were untied and I tripped over them and I farted once I hit the ground. hahha this is epic. i think farting is the hardest thing to control. like seriously.
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Post by vashondude on Apr 5, 2010 11:49:22 GMT -5
One time I was on a date and I ran into someone I knew from college. I went to introduce my date to this person only to forget the name of the person I was dating .
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Apr 5, 2010 15:09:22 GMT -5
Yes, that's me.
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Post by FrankGotch on Apr 5, 2010 15:47:14 GMT -5
Playing baseball in high school I tried to stretch a double into a triple and got throw out by a mile. Its kinda weird that I still think about that play since we still won the game, and I really didn't hurt the team in anyway. I went on to play baseball in college, and everything worked out, yet that one play still haunts me.
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Apr 8, 2010 17:58:58 GMT -5
Every time I open my mouth. I'm an idiot.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2010 18:08:32 GMT -5
I was dating this girl, and was over at her place. Her whole family was there, and I went downstairs with her stepdad and brother in law. We were down there playing pool, and fro whatever reason I couldn't hit a thing that day. So her stepdad said I should try a left handed pool cue. I responded all astonished "They make those." They both bust out laughing, and I got it a second later. I felt so stupid. Hell I still feel stupid about it.
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Post by Jason on Apr 8, 2010 18:37:16 GMT -5
I was dating this girl, and was over at her place. Her whole family was there, and I went downstairs with her stepdad and brother in law. We were down there playing pool, and fro whatever reason I couldn't hit a thing that day. So her stepdad said I should try a left handed pool cue. I responded all astonished "They make those." They both bust out laughing, and I got it a second later. I felt so stupid. Hell I still feel stupid about it. Haha I remember you posting that on here, epic story ;D
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Apr 8, 2010 19:11:00 GMT -5
It would be easier for me if there was a thread called "Times where you didn't embarrass yourself!"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 8, 2010 19:35:31 GMT -5
I think my worst was when I had just started high school, we had to do a rap about how Tupac had died (still dunno why). So me and my partner go on in our white school shirts, jeans, sideways baseball caps & Shades & recite the most awkward sounding rap ever. The worst part was I stole the chorus from Metalingus & that was the part I had to sing. I watched the tape a few weeks back and watching this chubby little kid singing Metalingus in a overly deep voice to a generic beat is just awful. The worst part is my other friend was a HUGE Edgehead and recognised it and was in fits of laughter the whole time. I felt real gangsta then but it looks SOOOO nerdy now.
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Post by Display Name on Apr 8, 2010 20:05:08 GMT -5
8th grade P.E. class.It was right after lunch(pizza day) and we had some state sit-up test.I believe it was how many you can do within a minute and it was just the teacher and her helper(a fellow student),who was holding my feet down.I must have done about 25 sit-ups and EVERY TIME i went to sit up,i farted.it was sooo embarassing,i just let out a nervous chuckle after each fart.I can still see their faces,trying to hold in their laughs.looking back,i wish i would have just stopped doing the sit-up's,haha.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 8, 2010 22:46:35 GMT -5
I was at lunch freshman year in high school. I had gone to the salad bar, and the salad bar came with a plate and then a tray to carry your plate. After you were done eating you were supposed to take your tray and put in on the stack of trays for staff to wash. Because the salad bar was first come first serve and there were much fewer plates than trays you kinda had to put plates somewhere where they would fit. I tried to balance my plate on top of some other ones balanced on a tray and a stack of plates fell and broke. I caught a mean look from the Commons adviser and in shock I did this kind of standing jump clap thing. That got a lot of attention, but mostly because I looked like a dork.
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