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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 24, 2006 15:26:37 GMT -5
 Federline: Look at this tattoo! I wanted a 13 but they drew a 31!  Here's shots from the pilot episode of K-Fed's Playhouse.  Whitney Houston suddenly wished she was still with Bobby Brown.  Cena wants to know why he gets white spots all over his fingernail.  K-Fed: It's just too.....SWEEETTTTT  Medallion made with 100% Godiva Chocolate.  Before some Scott Baio haters ripped that sign apart that sign said "Chachi Town"  A blind Melina felt Mickie's face and assumed it was a pony and rode her around the ring.  When Mickie's bottom dentures flew out Melina was truly shocked.  Evil-Lyn vowed to get revenge on He-Man!  Carlito: I immediately regret this decision.  Looks like dissention in the ranks of the Hair Bear Bunch.  Lillian Garcia was too busy staring at Cena's package to notice the slap.  This can only lead to a Johnny Nitro and Kevin Federline vs John Cena and Jared Leto match at New Year's Revolution.  K-Fed stapled Cena's hand to the announce table. He's Hardcore! He's Hardcore!  Federline: Pull this pebble from my hand young hip-hopper.  Kenny hits The Warrior's Way on Mikey!  This reminds me of the time when Sonny Siaki said that he was the best Flying Elvis of them all.....  Zombie Cheerleaders were no match for The American Dream.  Jay: Dude, that's the coolest bong I've ever seen Silent Bob.  Umaga: What the hell? Two hits of that ish and he's knocked on his ass? Is that the Chronic?  Rainier Wolfcastle: And the Oscar goes to.....Armando Alejandro Estrada in "Man Getting Hit By Football"  This is what Sabu will look like in another 30 years.  I guess Don Vito decided to keep the soul patch...  Kenny never knew that Space Mountain reeked of urine and Vicks VapoRub.  The Dance-a-thon was entering the 37th hour.  These Jedis couldn't believe it when they saw the spirits of Dory Funk Sr., Lou Thesz, and The Renegade?!??  Randy had heard of Road Head but never Match Head....  ERIC BISCHOFF IS THE HIGHER POWER!  ELO! ELO! ELO! ELO! |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 24, 2006 16:04:09 GMT -5
k-fed: I AM MR BRITTANY SPEARS AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME....... or i'll cry and she'll come out and make you all sorry.... booker: at least i'm being paid to dress like this, whats your excuse? sharmel, booker and k-fed all show how most of the i.w.c. feel when cena's music starts. cena: can some one please tell me where the hell i am, this belt hypnotised me and now i cant remember a damned thing. K-Fed: bbbrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttnnneeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy........ they're booing me again.......... this is going on ebay in about a month the camera man got bored during the cena/booker-kfed showdown he decided to do some life shots to bulk his bio for when he leaves the wwe. and this is for looking down my top when i got into the ring........ when melina's hair decided that it wanted to go somewhere melina had no choice but to follow melina spotted an ex boyfriend in the crowd she went nuts carlito: he'll never find me up here......... carlito & hardy: damn his hair is worse than mine....... even Lillian Garcia was annoyed that k-fed got to slap cena before she did. the raw stupid face pulling contest was delared a draw after cena refused to turn round to the camera. cena's brain imploded after k-fed sang a few lines. look i dont really have your nose, it was a joke...... mikey shows the rest of the spirit squad how strong his lungs are by being able to keep kenny in the air with just one breath kenny: and never borrow my top and claim it as yours again..... the diva dance off got off to the worst possible start eugine the movie nerd......... coming to a cinema near you soon...... a wwe film. umaga: again ........quick while he's not ready......... this time aim for his head........ after hearing k-fed earlier in the show a.a.e just couldnt control his bowels any longer nostalgia time......... or ok i admit it i gave eugene the t-shirt gun...... i thought he would actually know how to reload it and shoot it ric flair in about 6 years away from the ring kenny: *sniffs* awwwwww damn it granddad couldnt you have waited until after the match....... next time on when old people attack....... pictured in 10 years time, the dx retirement tour trips: hey what smells like cheese? bischoff: i wonder how vince will try to humiliate me this time...... nope i got nothing for this one....... |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 24, 2006 16:12:20 GMT -5
You got me runnin goin out of my mind,
You got me thinkin that I'm wastin my time.
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
You wanna push only your closest friends.
Im tellin you its going to be the end,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down.
What happend to the HHH I knew,
Burying people's all you ever do,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Youre always talkin bout your crazy nights,
But Shawn won't listen he don't think it's right.
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down.
Youre lookin good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days I'm gonna beat your ass
Dont hold me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
You got me shakin got me runnin away
You get me crawlin up to you everyday,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 24, 2006 16:15:40 GMT -5
"Ow! Lockjaw! Ow ow!" King Booker: Perhaps thou shalt wear a stately robe like mine. It doth cover the fact that I do not bathe. KING FLAAAAAAAVVVVV!!! One! Singular sensation! Every little step you taaaaaaake! "This is how I used to practice kissing before I met Britney." Hopefully that's a pic of Federline attempting to hang himself. The Chi McBride Fan Club goes to new lengths to promote themselves. Mickie didn't know that Melina stuck her hand up her butt before the match. Melina soon finds out that singing Cher songs is what drives Mickie over the edge. Rock the cradle of love... Rock the cradle of love... Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 24, 2006 16:18:06 GMT -5
For the last time: I am the REAL ORIGINAL Multiple Man, the rest of you are just copies! I created you, and I can destroy you just as easily! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 24, 2006 16:18:16 GMT -5
You got me runnin goin out of my mind,
You got me thinkin that I'm wastin my time.
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
You wanna push only your closest friends.
Im tellin you its going to be the end,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down.
What happend to the HHH I knew,
Burying people's all you ever do,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Youre always talkin bout your crazy nights,
But Shawn won't listen he don't think it's right.
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down,trrripsss
Dont hold me down.
Youre lookin good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days I'm gonna beat your ass
Dont hold me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down.
You got me shakin got me runnin away
You get me crawlin up to you everyday,
Dont hold me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont hold me down. This is a thing of beauty. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 24, 2006 16:19:50 GMT -5
 Here, Melina contemplates why exactly she has to come out with Johnny Nitro Melina's new finisher, "The 'Tit-ler' Crossface"! ;D Mickie & Melina's audition for the siamese twin role in the "Freaks" remake didn't go so well. Melina does not approve of these captions. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 24, 2006 17:47:13 GMT -5
it only took 2 hours for this to drop to page 2, for shame  |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 24, 2006 21:53:19 GMT -5
Dusty get the money, see, Dusty get the honeys, G! |
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Post by frickinsweet on Oct 24, 2006 23:14:13 GMT -5
And the winner of "So You Think You Can Dance?" is.... Cena counts how many fans are cheering for him. "I gotz mad game to get this bling. I'm the best Claw Game playa in da arcade yo." "HOLD STILL!" Melina struggles to give Mickie her heartworm medicine. Melina falls victim to The Boogeygirl. "Loan me three fitty." (singing) Here she is...Miss Chicago! Armando learns that "don't take two when one will do" also applies to Viagra pills. Gangrel has really let himself go since we last saw him. (singing) LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! If Viscera was standing on the right, it would spell "YAYO". |
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DM91
Trap-Jaw
SignatureMania XXX
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by DM91 on Oct 25, 2006 4:01:15 GMT -5
Plus Equals my vote for the worst WWE photoshop I ever did see. Clearly distracted whilst being interviewed by Maria. Screw whats-his-face from E.T. my alien made my bike fly AND be invisible! K-Fed: Your seat, sir. Cena: What? I'm blinded by sheer wrestling genius. I can't see. Ok, maybe THIS is the worst WWE photoshop ever. Dusty was always the god of Dance Dance Revolution. ... and for the record, I know nothing about K-Fed (except he's married to someone else who's actually the celeb), but with a name like that I'm suprised he hasn't won the IC title yet. |
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Post by verticalbase on Oct 25, 2006 16:10:05 GMT -5
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