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Post by Alucard on Apr 12, 2010 14:25:45 GMT -5
This really wasn't remotely relevant to WWE Current so I put it in off topic.
I had a dream that, I guess I was a kid again (it was in first person so who knows, lots of weird anachronisms going on) and I was in some huge department store, wandering through the toy aisle.
And they had walls upon walls of WWF and WCW Monday Night Wars era action figures, from the New Generation to Attitude years and WCW to WCW's dying days. I was like a kid in a candy store, loving all of what I was seeing.
And then I picked up a two pack of Rey Mysterio and Chris Benoit. Except it wasn't Chris Benoit according to the name sticker...it looked like him, it had to be him, but his name read "Hack Renoir".
WWE censored my dream! Man, those guys are good. I'm surprised all the logos weren't blurred out and such too.
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Post by Orange on Apr 12, 2010 14:57:32 GMT -5
Maybe the logos were! Are you sure they didn't read as "FWW TOYS! THE MOST EXCITING IN THE UNIVERSE!!" ;D
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 12, 2010 14:59:59 GMT -5
Maybe the logos were! Are you sure they didn't read as "FWW TOYS! THE MOST EXCITING IN THE UNIVERSE!!" ;D Don't you mean the FWW Universe?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2010 15:01:59 GMT -5
Just reminded me of a line on Futurama.
Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?" Fry: "Well sure, but not in our dreams! Only on tv and radio...and in magazines...and movies. And at ball games, on buses, and milk cartons, and t-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree."
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 12, 2010 15:40:40 GMT -5
Who are you to doubt the legendary Hack Renoir?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 12, 2010 15:43:58 GMT -5
Or his legendary feud with Jeff Harvey?
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Post by Thrillho on Apr 12, 2010 15:55:51 GMT -5
You think that's bad? WCW are censoring my dreams. Every time anything un-family-friendly happens in my dreams, a huge Batman-style "BONK!" or "THWACK!" flashes up in my mind.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 12, 2010 15:57:20 GMT -5
I had a dream where I was in a store and saw a gold WWE Classic Superstars figure, it was Shawn Stasiak.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 12, 2010 15:57:35 GMT -5
You think that's bad? WCW are censoring my dreams. Every time anything un-family-friendly happens in my dreams, a huge Batman-style "BONK!" or "THWACK!" flashes up in my mind. That sounds rough. I personally remember Hack Renoir's famous match with Bret "The Hitman" Clark. And when he was a member of the legendary IV Horsemen. With Rick Flare, Don Molenke (thanks Kitsune ;D), Barn Anderson, and...never mind that s***, here comes Mango!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 12, 2010 16:51:39 GMT -5
You think that's bad? WCW are censoring my dreams. Every time anything un-family-friendly happens in my dreams, a huge Batman-style "BONK!" or "THWACK!" flashes up in my mind. That sounds rough. I personally remember Hack Renoir's famous match with Bret "The Hitman" Clark. And when he was a member of the legendary IV Horsemen. With Rick Flare, Don Molenke (thanks Kitsune ;D), Barn Anderson, and...never mind that s***, here comes Mango!
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Post by Alucard on Apr 12, 2010 21:58:35 GMT -5
That sounds rough. I personally remember Hack Renoir's famous match with Bret "The Hitman" Clark. And when he was a member of the legendary IV Horsemen. With Rick Flare, Don Molenke (thanks Kitsune ;D), Barn Anderson, and...never mind that s***, here comes Mango! You're doing it...right ;D
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Post by bob on Apr 12, 2010 22:29:54 GMT -5
the legend of Hack Renoir!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 12, 2010 22:35:11 GMT -5
I have to admit, Hack Renoir is an awesome name.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 12, 2010 22:40:13 GMT -5
You think that's bad? WCW are censoring my dreams. Every time anything un-family-friendly happens in my dreams, a huge Batman-style "BONK!" or "THWACK!" flashes up in my mind. That sounds rough. I personally remember Hack Renoir's famous match with Bret "The Hitman" Clark. And when he was a member of the legendary IV Horsemen. With Rick Flare, Don Molenke (thanks Kitsune ;D), Barn Anderson, and...never mind that s***, here comes Mango! I thought it was Bongo, and his little dog pepsi.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 12, 2010 22:53:29 GMT -5
Hack Renoir is here, and he's really vexed!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 12, 2010 23:01:51 GMT -5
Hack Renoir is here, and he's really vexed! Hack Renoir is here and he's sorta befuddled..
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Post by bob on Apr 12, 2010 23:12:56 GMT -5
Hack Renoir is good but he's no Donnie Rocket
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Post by default on Apr 12, 2010 23:14:53 GMT -5
That sounds rough. I personally remember Hack Renoir's famous match with Bret "The Hitman" Clark. And when he was a member of the legendary IV Horsemen. With Rick Flare, Don Molenke (thanks Kitsune ;D), Barn Anderson, and...never mind that s***, here comes Mango! I thought it was Bongo, and his little dog pepsi. I preferred the stable when they had Pryin' Billman.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Apr 12, 2010 23:52:57 GMT -5
Hack Renoir is good but he's no Donnie Rocket Donnie Rocket could made Hack Renoir tap out in 24 seconds! I've seen him do it before, but it was at a house show, and it was not taped.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 13, 2010 0:02:43 GMT -5
I loved his theme song "Whenever" performed by Canada's own Kim Mitchell!
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