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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 16:53:58 GMT -5
Tie-breaker: Joe with a ole kick
Kiyoshi stops joe's assault with a rake of the eyes and hits a dropkick. Kiyoshi now stomps and kicks Joe. He chokes him in the ropes. when Petey tries to get involved. Kiyoshi dropkick him off the apron. Sags gets the ringsteps and slams them down on Petey's leg.
Tenay: Good grief! Taz: Petey's leg might be broke.
Kiyoshi goes for a suplex, but Joe fights him off. Front suplex by Joe. Joe walks towards jiyoshi, but Kiyoshi dropkicks the knee. Sags comes in with the steps but Joe fights off Kiyoshi and takes it to Sags. Joe has the steps which hey uses to knock Sags out of the ring. Joe plays the steps in the middle of the ring and Okada tries to intefer with a chair. Joe ducks a chairshot and Okada gets Kiyoshi instead. Joe throws Okada out. Muscle Buster onto the steps! 1-2-3!
Val: here is your winner, Samoa joe!
West: What crazy way to kick off Victory Road! joe gets the victiry but this match was insane. Taz: Somebody gotta check on Petey, his leg may be broke!
Sarita and Kong appear in the back, sporting matching gold and silver ring attire and headbands, as well as matching diamond encrusted sunglasses.
Hola! Thunder and Lightning here as always, to liven up the show! So now we‘re at the part of the show where we, the greatest women‘s tag team ever, goes out, conquers the competition, and wins the gold. Right?
WRONG!
Wrong?
Kong nods.
But… Kong, baby, we‘re the most dominant team in the biz! How can we not win this thing?
Sarita, last I checked, you were gettin’ yourself pinned by LACEY VON ERICH of all people. Way I see it, if you can’t beat her, we don’t stand a chance.
Now wait a minute! Kong. Mah sistah! C‘mon!
So Lacey pinned me. So what? Didn‘t you lose to one of those cheerleaders that used to run around here?
Now that was pretty dumb, female cheerleaders in wrestling. Who‘s dumb idea was that?
But I digress, my point is that anyone can have an off night. But tonight, it‘s game time! No excuses, no running, no quit! We win this one and bring home the gold! Are you with me, Kong?
Kong glares at Sarita, then holds up her hand. Sarita jumps up and gives her a high five.
That‘s the spirit!
Crazy Chicas. Team Plastic Cleavage. Team Plastic Cleavage II.
Sarita raises her glasses.
Look out.
A storm is coming.
Sarita lowers her glasses.
A Thunder and Lightning storm.
*Off-screen* YEAH!!!!
Sarita and Kong look around, confused, then shrug and head for the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 16:56:54 GMT -5
Val: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a Fatal Four Way match for the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Championship!
Val: Introducing the challengers, first, they team of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, the Beautiful People!
Tenay: The Beautiful People uncharacteristically quiet as of late. West: I don't mind as long as we still get to look at them. Taz: Well if they win here I don't think they'll stay quiet for long.
Val: Introducing team number 2, Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks, the Lacey and Traci Connection.
West: Do you really see these two as Knockout tag champions? Tenay: Well they have been on somewhat of a roll, beating two former Knockout tag champs and the current tag champs.
Val: Next, Sarita and Awesome Kong, Tunder and Lightning!
Tenay: The former tag champs who lost the belts at Slammiversary, looking to regain the gold. TazThe quickness of Sarita comebined with the strength pof Kong makes for a tricky propsition.
Val: And finally Hamada and Taylor Wilde, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Wilde Violence!
Tenay: The tag champions have it all to do here. Taz: We'll they're in a bad spot. they don't have to be pinned or submitted to lose their belts.
WCTNA Knockout Tag Titles Wilde Violence v Beautiful People v Thunder and Lightning v Traci and Lacey Connection 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2010 16:58:57 GMT -5
Kong with a lariat to Hamada.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 16:59:03 GMT -5
Sarita with a rana to Hamada!
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Post by The Tank on Jul 11, 2010 16:59:50 GMT -5
Sarita hits a Flippy Thingy.
...........yes, that's actually a move.
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 17:03:36 GMT -5
Kong with a torture rack
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jul 11, 2010 17:06:10 GMT -5
Yeah...I suppose now is as good a time as any to say that I'm dropping Hamada, since I really don't have anything for her. I'll try to keep Anderson, but he hasn't been booked the last few weeks, so I haven't had much to do there.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:13:28 GMT -5
As it comes to Traci and Taylor. Taylor slams Traci then goes corner. velvet trips Taylor as she goes up to top rope and Angelina tags herself in as Traci tags out and Lacey finds herself in the ring with Angelina love. Lacey goes wide eyed and throws her arms around Angelina. Angelina smiles and raises Lacey's arm. She then clotheslines Lacey. Angelina drops an elbow. She drops another but misses. Lacey, seemingly in shock, rolls to the T7L corner and tags Kong. Angelian tgas out to velvet but Velvte doesn't want to get in the ring. kong takes out Lacey and Traci. Taylor comes at her but is caught and slammed. Hamda comes in but is hit with a backfist Kong gts a hoild of velvet and pulls her in. Awesome Bomb to Velvet. 1-2-3!
Val: Her are your winners and NEW WCTNA Knockout Tag tema Champions, Thunder and Lightning!
Tenay: Thunder and Lightning regain the gold. Taz: And Wilde Violence weren't even involved in the decision. West: That's the risk of the fatal Four Way.
Up next at Victory Road, the X Division title is on the line and with me now is the curent champion, Jay Lethal who is facing Alex Shelley. Jay, any comments before you go out there?
For one month now, I've tried to follow the example set by the likes of Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels. I want to show to the entire world that the X Division Championship is professional wrestling and it doesn't get any better than this. People often asume Alex is only a tag team guy but I know how well he can get it done on his own and I also know Chris Sabin is likely to be watching his back. That's the thing about the Guns. Sabin's been champion, what is it? Three, four times? Shelley hasn't tasted this gold yet and I'm pretty sure he's hungry so I have to do everything in my power to keep it around my waist when the night is done. I am determined to raise the prestige of this title and Shelley is just the first step in a long line of people who want to be in my position. It's up to me to stop them.
Luckly for me, I've got Alex scouted. He thinks that the Sliced Bread #2 will be my downfall. Well, I know he learnt it from Brian Kendrick and I knock him off last night. Yeah, there's probably a Spanky joke to be made in there somewhere but that's beyond the point. If you even think of trying it, I won't hesitate to bust out the Sliced Bread #3. A move so devastating, I've only ever used it once before and that caused the arena to almost implode. Don't push me tonight Alex, you won't be able to handle the consequences. I will leave Victory Road, still the X Division Champion of the World and there is nothing Detroit can do about it. Dig it!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:17:09 GMT -5
*The Motor City Machine Guns are backstage with... Jimmy Hart?*
Hey there Daddy-O's! It's me, the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart, with The Motor City Machine Guns! Alex Shelley, tonight you have a big task ahead of you Daddy. You have to go one-on-one with Jay Lethal for the X-Division Title. Given that this is your chance at your first singles title here in WCTNA, I just gotta ask Daddy-O, how are you feeling?
Wait, where's Christy? She always interviewes us.
Something about her in a wheelchair for a week. Apparently she can't walk.
*Sabin smiles at this, which causes Shelley to shake his head.*
Well Jimmy, I've got mixed feelings on this match. See, there's no qquestion that I deserve this match. I mean, who else would Jay Letha go against? D-Ray 3000? Shark Boy? No, you want to be the best, you fight the best. And newsflash Jay: Alex Shelley is one-half of the best.
And once this arm heals, we're going for those tag belts.
True. And seeing as how our competition is either High Flight of Beer Money, I'm not too worried. However, with me holding the X-Division Title, you could go after the Legends Belt. Think about it. You as the Legends Champ, me as the X-Division Champ, and both of us wearing the Tag Team belts. It's pretty awesome.
Interesting... I like it.
Part One starts tonight pal. See, the awesomeness of Alex Shelley not only cancels out the suck that is Jay Lethal, but actually makes him worth watching. Anyone can win a King of the Mountain match, all you have to do is climb a ladder. But winning a ladder match and actually beating your opponent are two different things. You have to make me stay down for three seconds Jay. You have to force me to tap out. That's your goal tonight. And if I have anything to say about it, I'll barely be on my back for two. And as for you getting a submission win on me? Try finding a submission I don't know a counter to. Look at tapes from decades past in hopes of finding some obscure submission I'm not prepared for. You bring your best tonight Jay, or you hand me that belt as soon as the bell rings.
Guys, let's be honest here, shall we? I need this win. I need my first singles title here in WCTNA. I've dominated tha tag division with Chris. We could go there right now, with a month off of teaming together, and still win those belts. Tonight, it's not about teaming with Chris. It's about you and me Jay, staring at each other from across the ring. You have something I want brother, and I'm not leaving Victory Road without gold around my waist. Tonight isn't about whether or not Jay Lethal continues his reign as X-Division Champion. It's about how long you'll survive against me..
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:20:04 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA X Division Championship!
Val: Introducing the challenger, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!
Tenay: For the past few weeks Alex Shelley has been making a solo run and it culminates with a shot at the X Divsison title tonight. Taz: Well Sabin's injury opened a door and Shelley has ran with it.
Val: And his opponent, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: The defending champion in confident mood here tonight. Taz: Well he normally is. Dig it! West: Don't ever do that again.
Jay Lethal v Alex Shelley 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 17:21:07 GMT -5
Lethal with the Lethal Injection!
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Post by The Tank on Jul 11, 2010 17:23:10 GMT -5
Alex Shelley with several kicks followed by a snap Hurricarana.
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 17:23:23 GMT -5
Lethal with a double axe handle
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 11, 2010 17:25:49 GMT -5
Shelley with a Cradle Shock
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:29:22 GMT -5
Where's mikey? He needs to break the tie!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:36:42 GMT -5
Tie-breaker: Lethal with a Lethalplex
Lethal goes for a suplex but Shelley counters out into a dropkick to the knee. Shelley charges Lethal who counters into a neckbreaker. Lethal goes for a dragon suplex but Shelley kicks at the knee then whips the leg. Shellye lifts Lethal up and hits an inverted atomic drop. Shelley goes up for a splash but Lethal gets the knees up. Lethal then rolls Shelley up. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner and STILL WCTNA X Divison champion, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: Lethal retains in a hard fought contest. Taz: This could have gone either way but Lethal just able to get the better of Shelley.
*AJ Styles finds Abyss backstage*
Chris, what's going on man?
I'm sorry about what happened last night. I just got a little crazy. It won't happen again.
You're sorry? You're sorry?!
Yeah, I...
Snap out of it man. Who the hell is this? Because you aure aren't the Abyss I know. What happened to the old Abyss? The Abyss that had everyone on the roster running scared? The Abyss that used to beat the crap out of me? I miss that Abyss! What happened to him?
I'm still here!
No you're not! You know why I wanted you to get the next title shot? Because you're better than this. You're a two time world champion. Me and you used to be tag champions and now you're like this.
Sorry.
Don't apologise. I was once where you are now. I was broken, a shell of a man. But then Ric Fliar took me under his wing. He gave me a confidence shot. And now I'm world champion.
Well I think...
You don't think, you just do it. Go out there, beat Dinero. It's that simple. Then they can start printing up the posters for Destination X because it's gonna be headlined by Styles v Abyss!
Yeah!
Being a monster is not about glass and thumbtacks, it's not about being crazy, it's about the drive and determination.You want to be champion?
More than anything.
Well go out there and get it done!
*Abyss storms off*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:40:06 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Taz: Well, here comes the Pope Tenay: Dinero thinks he should have a world title match here tonight. West: And he should.
Val: And his opponent, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
West: In what universe should Abyss get a shot ahead of the Pope? Tenay: AJ is just trying to give Abyss his self belief back, that fire. Taz: He'll be worthy of a shot if he wins this match.
Abyss v D'Angelo Dinero 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 17:41:16 GMT -5
Pope with the Pope Mobile!
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 17:44:21 GMT -5
Pope with Popes Blessing!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:52:56 GMT -5
Dinero works over Abyss' leg. After another kick to the leg. Dinero goes up to the second rope. Abyss catches him in the goozle but another kick to the knee gets Dinero out of it. Dinero comes off the ropes but Abyss lifts him up in position for the Shock Treatment. Dinero gets out of it by pulling Abyss' mask out of place. As Abyss adjusts his mask, Dinero grabs him from behind. Dinero hits the move formerly the DDE! 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, D'Angelo Dinero!
West: Come on, he has to get a title shot now! Tenay: Well I can't argue with that. Taz: Yeah, Dinero in strong position now.
*Daffney is backstage sitting in a darkened area, the only sources of the light are the candles that surround her, singing softly to herself*
This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end
So it's come to this. In just a few short minutes Alissa, I will end your career. Your soul, your very life blood. It's all all be over. Perhaps I'll make a ribbon of your pain in a figure eight, knowing the infinity sign it makes means your gone forever, gone forever.
But then what? It's dangerous to get what you want. What will I do after you're gone? Torture some other soul, spill more blood and break more bones? Drink in their pain? But where would the hardcore fun come from?
What a fool I am. How can I dilute this ecstatic time with fears about the future? I'll always have the memories. To journey into my mind palace and relive it over and over again. Anytime I like I can fade away and relive my prize.
Ring around the rosie. A pocket full of posies A tissue A tissue We all Fall Down
HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
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