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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 17:58:04 GMT -5
Val: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the WCTNA Knockout Championship. In this contest, if Alissa Flash loses her career is over.
Val: Introducing the challenger, from San Francisco, California, Alissa Flash!
Tenay: Alissa has it all to lose her. She loses and her career, her life blood, while be over. Taz: Daffney is found of saying that took Taylor's mind, she took tara's blood and now she's gonna take Alissa's soul by ending her career. West: She may take all three from Alissa here.
Val: And her opponent, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Knockout champiopn, Daffney!
Tenay: Daffney playing her usual mind games to mess with Alissa her. Taz: But is she in Alissa's head. That;s the question.
Daffney v Alissa Flash 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 17:59:27 GMT -5
Daffney with a scoop slam
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 11, 2010 18:03:14 GMT -5
Alissa with the Flash of Brilliance.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 18:08:44 GMT -5
Daffney with a boot
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 18:18:26 GMT -5
Alissa takes it to Daffney with forearms. A whip into the ropes and a powerslam from Alissa. Daffeny rolls ot the outside. Daffney gets the Knockout title and goes to leave.
Tenay: She wanted this match, now she's leaving? Taz: Daffney is a lot of things but I didn't think she was a coward.
Alissa catches up with Daffney and clubs her down. Alissa throws Daffney into the ring. Alissa picks up the Knockout title but the referee warns her so she leaves it on the apron. Alissa goes to Daffney but Daffney drops her face first into the turnbuckle. Daffney goes under the ring and gets the toolbox.
Tenay: Oh come on, not the damn toolbox again. West: You'd think they'd check under the ring by now.
Daffney tries to bring the toolbox in but the ref stops her. Whil he's getting rid of the toolbox, Daffney grabs the Knockout title and nails Alissa right between the eyes. She tosses the titel away as the ref comes turns round. 1-2-3!
Val: here is your winner and STILL WCTNA Knockout Champion, Daffney!
Tenay: Daffney retains but more than that Alissa is gone. Taz: She gave her all but Daffney had to resort to using the title as a weapon. West: There's a message in that. Daffney now gets the toolbox again. She swings at Alissa but Alissa ducks and fires back. Alissa grabs the toolbox and nails Daffney with it.
Tenay: Daffney gets a taste of her own medicene.
Alissa wlaks up the ramp, turning back to raise her arms in one last salute to the iMPACTZone before leaving.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Kurt Angle. Tonight, you team with Mick Foley to face Matt Morgan and Raven. How do you feel heading into this match?
A week ago, Raven cost me my match against Matt Morgan and last night, my win was only by a DQ. Well, I'm Kurt Angle, the best wrestler in the world and I don't settle for cheap wins or interference. Morgan's been a thorn in my side for about two months now and I never could stand Raven after first laying my eyes on him in 1996 so give me any excuse to kick his ass and I'll take it. There is a war going on in WCTNA. Me and Mick Foley fight the good fight whereas our opponents as well as Eric Bischoff represent all that is wrong with this company. Tonight, I intend to rid WCTNA of these faults once and for all. As for when this is is over, you can bet I'll be going after my world title again.
Any concerns about Mick's physical condition and how that might play a factor?
Mick will be the first to admit he's not in the best shape of his life but as far as I'm concerned, he's here and ready for a battle. Not a lot more I could ask for in a partner. We've discussed our game plan and if everything goes accordingly, I see no reason why we can't come out on top. Morgan has tremendous talent but I truly believe I am better than him and Mick is more hardcore than Raven will ever be. They can play all the mind games they like but at the end of the day, it comes down to what gets done in that ring and I can do it pretty damn well. However, I won't get too cocky just yet. Instead, let me just say that if something does go off track, Mick's got us covered in more ways than one. If you thought has last surprise was out there, wait until you see this one.
Can you give us any hints?
Don't worry, you'll know soon enough.
Any final words?
Morgan, Raven, even Bischoff. Tonight, you all learn the error of your ways, whether I snap your ankle in the middle of the ring or I hunt you down backstage and beat the living daylights out of you. Oh, it's real. It's damn real.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 18:23:14 GMT -5
JKO walks out, carrying a mic.
Ladies and gentlemen, the WCTNA Legends Champion, The Great Bobby Lashley!
The crowd boos as Lashley, clad in a Heffner-esque robe, appears on the video screen.
Ladies and gentlemen, in case you were not aware, I am Bobby Lashley, YOUR Legends Champion!
Bobby smiles and gives a cheesy thumbs up to the camera.
And tonight, I will show once and for all why leaving my employ was the biggest mistake of Hernandez‘s life! You had it made, boy! You could‘ve rode the coattails of the biggest name in the history of professional wrestling, and earned a sizable paycheck in the process!
The feed suddenly cuts out, earning a big cheer from the crowd.
The crowd boos as Bobby Lashley walks out, still wearing the Hugh Heffner robe, mic in hand.
But you decided you wanted to go off on your own! And now…
Now you‘re gonna pay the price!
Lashley opens the robe, showing off a new pair of ring trunks, red with the word “GREAT” printed in blue across the crotch.
*In a sarcastic, mocking tone* You say your name is Hernandez, and you want to be the Legends Champion.
The crowd boos as Lashley holds up the Legends belt, a smirk on his face.
Well I say your name is Hernandez and…
BITE ME!!!
The Great Bobby Lashley is ready. Send out my opponent!
Val: the following contest is set for one fall and is for the WCTNA Legends Championship. Introducing first, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing 252 pounds, Bobby Lashley!
Val: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing 285 pounds, Hernandez!
Bobby Lashley v Hernandez 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 18:25:13 GMT -5
Lashley with a Spear!
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 18:27:13 GMT -5
Lashley with the Dominator
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 18:38:26 GMT -5
Lashley hits Hernandez with rights but hernadez drives Lashley into the corner. Hernadez fires back with rights of his own until Lashley ctacthes him and hiost a FUll Nelson Slam. T-Bone suplex by Lashley. Lashley goes for the spear but Hernandez counters it with an urnage. JKO then jumps up on the apron. Hernandez hits JKO off the apron before turning into a spear from Lashley. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner and STILL WCTNA Legends Champion, Bobby Lashley!
Lashley holds up the belt as JKO hands him the mic.
So…
You say your name is Hernandez, and you thought you had a chance.
Well, I say your name is Hernandez and you just got BEAT by the GREAT Bobby Lashley!
Lashley stands over Hernandez and holds up the belt again as the crowd boos.
Tenay: Lashley retains thanks to the distraction of JKO. West: Hey, Lashley dominated him. Taz: You got a funny definition of dominated.
Raven is seen rocking back and forth in the bowels of the arena.
Memories.
Flashbacks to previous moments of life’s long twisting road.
Memories of pain.
Anguish.
Memories of Terry Funk, running around the ring, screaming in agony, as his very flesh is seared by the flames.
Memories JT Smith cracking his head on the arena floor as the bloodthirsty crowd screams for more.
Memories of Mikey Whipwreck. Terrified. Begging for a way out. Only to be dragged to the ring against his will.
Mick Foley, those are just some of the memories that I know haunt you in your sleep.
How about this one?
You, Mick.
Laying motionless on the floor as Jim Ross begs for an end to the match. But then, you get up. You climb up the cell once again.
And get tossed through the roof to the ring below.
Or how about this one?
You taking chairshot after chairshot from The Rock, as your family looks on in horror, crying, screaming, trying to cover there eyes from the sight.
Taylor Wilde. Snapping. Becoming what she tried to fight against.
Tara, drenched in blood, as she’s carted out of the building on a stretcher, while all you can do is watch from the back.
Has it been worth it, Mick?
Just like a soldier who’s seen war, these memories will never leave you. They will haunt you until the day they bury your dead, rotting carcass in the cold, hard ground.
Has it all been worth it?
Quoth the Raven.
Nevermore.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 18:44:12 GMT -5
Hey PN, sorry to be whiny, but what happened to post-match bit for Lashley-Hernandez?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 18:47:16 GMT -5
Val: The Following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, WCTNA Managment Director, "Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley!
Tenay: Seems to me that Raven is trying to get inside Foley's head. Taz: Well Raven is the master of playing mind games but Mick knows that better than anyone.
Val: His partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Angle kinda got dragged into this thing but he is here and he is ready. Taz: You can't ask for a better partner than and Olympic Gold medal winner.
Val: their oppnents, first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighin 330 pounds, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
West: How about this man? Tenay: How about this man what? West: As a partner, keep up.
Val: And his partner, from the Bowery, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!
Tenay: Raven and Mick Foley have had a long storied history but we have never seen a Mick Foley/Raven match. Taz: We will tonight.
Kurt Angle & Mick Foley v Matt Morgan & Raven 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 18:47:57 GMT -5
Angle with a belly to belly on Morgan
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 18:51:13 GMT -5
Hey PN, sorry to be whiny, but what happened to post-match bit for Lashley-Hernandez? It's there, look. It was there the whole time, I didn't just add it in or anything.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 18:53:10 GMT -5
Raven with the Raven-Effect! And I see, PN. Damn eyes acting up on me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 19:18:13 GMT -5
Tiebreaker: Raven with a boot. (sorry mikey but I know what I'm doing)
Soon into the match, Mick Foley is taken out by Morgan leaving Angle to go alone. Clothesline to Morgan from Angle. Raven comes in and gets a clothesline too. Germen to Morgan and one for Raven. Angle throws Raven to the outside but gets knocked down by a clothesline from Morgan. Outside Foley goes after Raven. Foley slams Raven into the barricade and throws him into the front row. In the ring, Morgan goes for the Hellavator but Angle counters into the Angle Slam. 1-2-suddenly Bischoff is at ringside and he pulls the ref out of the ring. Foley argues with Bischoff as Raven comes back in and hits a Raven Effect on Angle behind the refs back. Foley decks Bischoff as the ref turns his attention back to the ring. 1-2-kickout! Angle tags in Foley as Morgan tags Raven. Rights by Foley send Raven into the croner, following by a running knee. Foley pulls out Mr Socko as raven gets up. Mandible Claw! Bischof distracts the ref again and Morgan comes in and hits the Carbon Footprint on Foley. Raven pins Foley. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, Matt Morgan and Raven!
Tenay: Damn Bischoff cost Angle and Foley the match. Taz: Now what are they doing?
Bischoff goes under the ring and pulls out Foley's barbed wire baseball bat. Bischoff tosses it to Raven, who nails Foley with a shot to the stomnach and one to the back. Morgan hits the Hellevator on Angle as he tries to intervene.
Tenay: You;re not telling me Bischoff didn't plan this! West: Maybe he didn't how do you know. Taz: Well someone has to do something.
Tenay: Wait! Is that? Taz: It is! It's Tommy Dreamer! Tenay: Raven's longtime nemesis coming to the ring!
Dreamer rushes to the ring, steel chair in hand. Dreamer dusks a swing from the "barbie" and levels Raven with the chair. Angle comes back and hits the Angle Slam on Morgan as Foley clotheslines Bischoff outside.
Tenay: I don't believe this! Tommy Dreamer is in WCTNA! Taz: As an old friend of mine would say, business has just picked up.
Mick Foley, Tommy Dreamer and Kurt Angle stand tall in the ring as we cut to the back.
Please welcome the defending WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam.
That's a pretty good intro but you forgot the team name.
High Flight in the house.
Ok then, High Flight, what do you have to say heading into your title match against Beer Money?
This past month has just been back and forth between our two teams. We've had their numbers, they've had ours. Anybody would think we can't get enough of them but despite all our addictions be it money, drinking or "smoking", we all crave one thing more than anything else. These WCTNA tag team titles.
And anybody that's had something for a brief while knows that when it gets snatch away from you, you can't wait to hold it again. That's what happened to Beer Money at Slammiversary but tonight, we can't rely on being in the right place, at the right time. All that's happened up to none means nothing if we don't leave with the gold and they've probably got the same exact attitude. Boys, we wouldn't have it any other way. Give us your best tonight because when it's over, regardless of who comes out on top, we're putting this thing to rest.
So, wait, if Beer Money defeated you for the titles tonight, am I correct in understanding you won't cash in your rematch clause?
That pretty much sums it up but as far as we're concerned, we don't plan to lose this titles for quite a while to come. Even if we do, we both agreed that we'd take this where we could and if it could go no furthur, we'd go our seperate ways. After all, I think we can both say we want to be world champion again one day. Right now is just a case of focusing on the current picture.
And if this is our last flight, you can be sure we'll go out on a high. Until then, we'll continue to defend these titles with honor and respect for any opponents that come our way. Beer Money are the first offical test tonight and if we can get past them, this can probably work for when we need it to. You can never quite no what to expect when we're around but if Storm and Roode are smart, they'll give us the match of a life time. Come on, dude. As for you, catch ya on Impact.
Erm, yeah, sure. Back to ringside.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 19:19:02 GMT -5
Sorry about that. Unforseen circumstance.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2010 19:23:17 GMT -5
Val: The following conest is scheduled for one fall and it is foir the WCTNA World Tag team Championship.
Val: Introducing the challengers, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Val: And their opponents, at a comnbined weight of 442 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
High Flight v Beer Money 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2010 19:28:30 GMT -5
Hardy with Whisper in the Wind, followed by the splitlegged moonsault from RVD!
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Post by comahan on Jul 11, 2010 19:32:13 GMT -5
RVD w/ Rolling Thunder
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 11, 2010 19:36:47 GMT -5
Hardy with the After Effect.
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