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Post by Orange on May 4, 2010 6:10:40 GMT -5
Yeah why not? Make up your own Rodney Dangerfield jokes or put a couple words in and have somebody else finish them  "I tell ya I get no respect, the other day I'm walkin' down the street, a homeless guy gave me change." |
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Post by thesam07 on May 4, 2010 10:56:44 GMT -5
"I used to work at a pet store, people kept coming in and asking how big I'd get."
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Post by captaineasychord on May 4, 2010 11:58:42 GMT -5
The first time my wife and I made love, when it was over she asked me "Are you gay?"
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 4, 2010 13:18:24 GMT -5
When my wife and I make love, she insists we have the lights off. That I don't mind, it's the hiding that seems so cruel.
That's actually a Jonathan Katz joke, it seems right.
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Post by Orange on May 4, 2010 16:30:02 GMT -5
"I tell ya once I went into a strip club, and they threw money at me to get me to leave"
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on May 4, 2010 16:43:42 GMT -5
i tell ya, my wife is so kinky, she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car...and she let me watch!
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Post by saintturgeon on May 4, 2010 17:14:00 GMT -5
i tell ya, my wife is so kinky, she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car...and she let me watch! "This guy has more bread than a prison meatloaf" On an unrelated note where did you get that Tom Servo? |
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Vampiro138 on May 4, 2010 22:03:39 GMT -5
i tell ya, my wife is so kinky, she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car...and she let me watch! "This guy has more bread than a prison meatloaf" On an unrelated note where did you get that Tom Servo? i built that tom servo a week ago "let me tell ya, things are rough all over....prostitutes have to start giving away toasters!" |
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2010 9:53:20 GMT -5
"It ain't easy being me. I told my son, 'Someday you'll have kids of your own!' He said, 'So will you!' "
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on May 5, 2010 11:43:44 GMT -5
Me and my wife have an agreement. We only smoke after sex. I've been on the same pack since 1979. My wife is up to 3 packs a day ...
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on May 5, 2010 12:23:36 GMT -5
My daughter has a nickname ... Federal Express. Whenever she goes over to some guy's apartment, she absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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Post by General Adam on May 5, 2010 12:43:40 GMT -5
I once had sex with a hooker and I was so bad she gave me back my money.
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Post by Lazy peon on May 5, 2010 12:46:09 GMT -5
My wife donates to the homeless, I donate to the topless!
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