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Post by sunwukong on May 3, 2010 10:44:13 GMT -5
"I seen that monkey spankin' it at 'da zoo!"
I really heard this once.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on May 3, 2010 10:57:58 GMT -5
"You're only as old as you/the woman you feel."
I've been getting that one all friggin week considering it's my 29th birthday tomorrow (Tuesday). Really smartass? In that case I'm 4.7 f***ing million, put me in the f***ing guinness book of records cause Mel Brooks ain't got s*** on me
I'm sorry to rant but God that one just winds me up
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MAGGLE
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Post by MAGGLE on May 3, 2010 10:58:46 GMT -5
Whatever
I....hate it
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Post by elmstreetkid on May 3, 2010 11:34:32 GMT -5
Not a phrase, just an annoying buzzword. Snark/snarky - sarcastic jerks don't need any more validation for their high school cynicism than they already get from themselves.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 3, 2010 11:36:37 GMT -5
"Everybody is a critic."
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Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on May 3, 2010 13:05:30 GMT -5
Adding 'gate' to the end of whatever scandal is in the news. It was WATERGATE HOTEL. WATERGATE IS ONE WORD! If you were being really anal with the application, it would be 'Hotel' after the scandal. Oh and I always pronounce NES and SNES as one word, I think that may be a British thing (this the cue for all other Brits to say I'm wrong). |
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Post by Orange on May 3, 2010 13:09:26 GMT -5
Not a phrase, just an annoying buzzword. Snark/snarky - sarcastic jerks don't need any more validation for their high school cynicism than they already get from themselves. I blame Dane Cook for bringing "snarky" to attention, I had never even heard the word until I heard him say it (CAN NOT post the video here, but it's from his MSG gig I believe.) |
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 3, 2010 13:32:51 GMT -5
"This thread beings and ends with..."
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in the name of love before you break my heart
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Post by vashondude on May 3, 2010 14:58:39 GMT -5
"If you're cute, I'm single"
"You know what I'm saying?"
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2010 15:50:33 GMT -5
Not really a phrase, but anytime some says, broseph, bromosexual, bromance, etc.
It was cute at first but please stop now.
And as for "I could care less", it wouldn't seem so bad if people would actually say it right.
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Post by Cyno on May 3, 2010 19:25:40 GMT -5
"Could care less."
IT'S COULDN'T CARE LESS YOU f***ING IDIOT! IF YOU COULD CARE LESS, THEN YOU CLEARLY CARE SOMEWHAT RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT THE RIGHT PHRASE TO DESCRIBE YOUR APATHY!
Whew. Sorry about that. That's my biggest English pet peeve ever.
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on May 3, 2010 19:34:30 GMT -5
FAIL
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on May 3, 2010 22:42:44 GMT -5
"Your call is important to us."
If so, why did I have to press 15 random numbers to get through the automated system that couldn't help me with my problem, just to go on hold for 20 minutes before finally getting to talk to someone who can help?
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on May 3, 2010 23:05:11 GMT -5
"All Day" like of someone is a fan of somethin, and they say, "Blah Blah all day"
Wha does that mean? they don't sleep?
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 3, 2010 23:07:11 GMT -5
"Cool Story, Bro" also, not a phrase, but an intentional misspelling. "Sammich". IT MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER  |
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on May 4, 2010 0:37:11 GMT -5
'I'm just being honest'
9 times out of 10 it's someone's way of being an utter asshole and trying to get away with it
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Post by elmstreetkid on May 4, 2010 1:14:09 GMT -5
"Emo" in places where things clearly aren't emo. "Spider-Man 3 was so emo, how he wore all black and had his hair in his face!" He also played JAZZ piano and strutted around town like its Saturday Night Fever. Also, Spider-Man was ANGST-RIDDEN before emo was even invented. Just an example. Holy God, thank you. Speaking as someone who followed the ACTUAL emo scene for years before the mass media pushed it off a cliff, there's very little that irritates me more than mistaken definitions of emo. Every American should be issued a copy of Nothing Feels Good by Andy Greenwald just so they can learn enough to shut up. You'd think teenage angst was a concept created in the late 90s by Vagrant Records the way some people talk. (Apparently no one's heard a death disc from the 60s before. Or read a Stan Lee Spider-Man issue.) |
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on May 4, 2010 4:43:00 GMT -5
New one from Twitter trending topics. Today is apparantly International Star Wars Day because of....
"May the Fourth be with you"
Really? REALLY?
In the immortal words of Lewis Black "Kiss my d***!"
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Post by Mozenrath on May 4, 2010 5:02:48 GMT -5
"Cut them off at the pass." Cut them off at the pass? I *hate* that cliche! Unless you are literally cutting them off at the pass. Unless you are playing Fire Emblem or some RTS, I doubt that is the case, though. For me, it's "could care less". Well, I am glad you care at least a little. A few others: "Umm" to begin a typed sentence, usually to patronize someone. "Like ___ on steroids". "____ stopped being relevent...." Often the mark of someone who is egocentric and utterly lacking in perspective. I've heard people say this about Dane Cook, among others. Considering Dane Cook still regularly performs in huge venues, I would say he's awfully relevant. "____is the worst band ever". Actually, I'm betting they aren't. If they even got noticed, I would bet cash that other, inferior bands were likely overlooked in favor of them. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 4, 2010 5:10:11 GMT -5
"Oh lighten up, dude, it's dark humor!"
The refuge of assholes and bad comedians who want everyone to find their needlessly offensive statements awesome because if you don't, that means you're butthurt and narrow-minded. Hey, guess what? When you take dark humor, but you don't put any actual humor, you just get pointless, offensive BS. Saying it's dark humor doesn't automatically make it funny, and it doesn't make you less of a prick. If you want your offensive jokes to be acceptable, make them, you know, humorous.
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