This is quite possibly the stupidest thing

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You know those As Seen on TV things? This one makes me cry, it's so horrible.
www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/asseenontv_hat_ood_red.html
The ones that get me are the beefcake guy on the treadmill, and the guy who looks like he's driving.

[darthalexander]

This looks like an Onion ad. Well, I'm not surprised this exists, but I'd feel like a jackass wearing it.

[ani]

Always wanted to look like a guy reviewing an NFL instant replay.

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May 26, 2010 15:08:42 GMT -5 darthalexander said:

This looks like an Onion ad. Well, I'm not surprised this exists, but I'd feel like a jackass wearing it.

Pretty much the only place you could wear it and it wouldn't be a hazard is at home, riding in a car, or on a plane. And the car and the plane are debatable, because any time you wear it in public, someone's probably going to kick your ass.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

That's perfect for when I want to watch porn in a crowded area. Now all need is the crotch hood to shield everyone from when I'm manipulating myself.