Happy Towel Day, Everyone!

Chainsaw T A very BAD man. It is what it is Posts: 90,480	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 2:48:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chainsaw on May 25, 2010 2:48:22 GMT -5 www.towelday.org/ And remember, above all things...Don't Panic.
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Rorschach Conspiracy Theorist Just may be a Skrull himself... Half my heart is missing...RIP Jason "Deadpool" Speiss. Posts: 24,103	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 3:00:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rorschach on May 25, 2010 3:00:35 GMT -5 "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
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Sir Woodrow Global Moderator Remember me Eddie? Posts: 26,471	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 5:56:11 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sir Woodrow on May 25, 2010 5:56:11 GMT -5 I think this day is mostly harmless

Blade Braxton Samurai Cop Posts: 2,493	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Blade Braxton on May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5
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Sir Woodrow Global Moderator Remember me Eddie? Posts: 26,471	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 7:04:11 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sir Woodrow on May 25, 2010 7:04:11 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5 Blade Braxton said: Winner.

Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture Team Venture Mr. Smithers made him the head bee guy Has a table marked "Laser Death Ray Bargain Bin" Posts: 11,967	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 9:13:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on May 25, 2010 9:13:24 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5 Blade Braxton said: I can't decide what's more awesome: That Blade has a JAWS:The Revenge beach towel, or that it's sponsored by Shasta.
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bob Salacious Crumb The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE! started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN Posts: 78,517 Member is Online	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 13:52:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bob on May 25, 2010 13:52:27 GMT -5 I will celebrate Towel Day by taking a shower and afterwards using a towl to dry off
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YellowJacketY2J Slapdash King of Likes YES! YES! YES! Posts: 20,515	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 14:01:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 25, 2010 14:01:47 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5 Blade Braxton said: MUST. HAVE. NOW!
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The poster with no name Don Corleone Love that ass Posts: 1,503	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 25, 2010 14:49:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The poster with no name on May 25, 2010 14:49:33 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 3:00:35 GMT -5 Rorschach said: "Don't forget to bring a towel!" I would set that towel on fire then laugh as he burned to ash. In case your wondering I hate Towlie.
	Nice post man!

Chainsaw T A very BAD man. It is what it is Posts: 90,480	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 26, 2010 1:36:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chainsaw on May 26, 2010 1:36:04 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 6:55:55 GMT -5 Blade Braxton said: You are well prepared to be a Hitchhiker.
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Hawk Hart Bill S. Preston, Esq. Sold his organs. The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be Posts: 15,296	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 26, 2010 1:38:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawk Hart on May 26, 2010 1:38:08 GMT -5 Eh, I don't use towels, they're still cool for cleaning up messes.
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Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 26, 2010 3:04:00 GMT -5

MUST. HAVE. NOW!

You think the towel is great, you should see the Jaws:The Revenge movie poster that came with it. Picture this...

...only with a f'n can of Shasta Cola floating in an striped inner tube in the middle of the ocean, about to be attacked by Jaws.

Seriously.

Mister Pigwell Global Moderator Darkness & Honeycomb & Judy Bagwell Posts: 15,682	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 26, 2010 3:15:43 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Pigwell on May 26, 2010 3:15:43 GMT -5 May 25, 2010 5:56:11 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said: I think this day is mostly harmless That's a vast improvement over the previous description of just "harmless". :-P

ani Guest	Happy Towel Day, Everyone! May 26, 2010 7:46:44 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by ani on May 26, 2010 7:46:44 GMT -5 Paul Bellini must have created this.