Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jan 19, 2010 17:33:54 GMT -5
I mean make it even more confusing and crappy, REALLY!!! I know that's a real challenge though.
Russo-ize to the max!!!!!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 19, 2010 17:51:04 GMT -5
Special Guest Hosts
Hornswoggle
DX
Kelly Kelly
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neil
AC Slater
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Post by neil on Jan 19, 2010 17:52:12 GMT -5
Have Rob Terry cash in his feast or fired case on Mike Teney.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 19, 2010 17:56:01 GMT -5
All of Hogans flunkies become champions.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 19, 2010 17:58:04 GMT -5
TNA World Champion = Hulk Hogan X Division Champion = Nick Hogan KO Champion = Brooke Hogan Tag Team Champions = Hulk & Nick Hogan KO Tag Team Champions = Brooke and Brooke's friend/Hulk's 20 something year-old girlfriend Global Title = Hulk Hogan undercover as a foreign wrestler
Each Hogan gets a singles and a tag title. Except for Hulk, he gets 2 singles titles.
Enjoy TNA. CROSS THE LINE!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 19, 2010 18:03:11 GMT -5
"And since we've decided that the only way to get our stars-"
"You mean ex-WWE guys?"
"Security, take him outside."
*Security drags the unfortunate fan outside.*
"Now, as I was saying-"
*Gunshots are heard from outside.*
"The only way to get OUR STARS over is if you cheer for who we tell you to. Sound good?"
"But don't we get to choose who gets over and who doesn't?"
"Security..."
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deeks
Trap-Jaw
Posts: 264
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Post by deeks on Jan 19, 2010 18:10:40 GMT -5
Special Guest Hosts Hornswoggle DX Kelly Kelly /thread.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 19, 2010 18:12:52 GMT -5
The Nasty Boys switch to Naked Mideon gimmicks.
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Post by PaperStreetBrigade on Jan 19, 2010 18:18:01 GMT -5
Three Sided Ring!
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Post by sntb on Jan 19, 2010 18:32:45 GMT -5
After an implied incest storyline with Hulk, Brooke Hogan becomes pregnant with Stomper's lovechild, leading to Stomper feuding with Brian Knobs over custody of the child until eventually Brooke gives birth to a hand, which immediately explodes.
When the dust finally settles from the explosion... the Impact Zone has become the WSX Bunker.
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Post by coalminersglove on Jan 19, 2010 18:39:06 GMT -5
Bubba the Love Sponge becomes the X-Division champ.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Jan 19, 2010 18:59:29 GMT -5
Give AJ Styles an evil clown gimmick and make Dink his sidekick
Have Impact live at Chuckie Cheese and promote the hell out of it like Chuckie Cheese is the biggest deal in the world
The fans at ringside are replaced with various farm animals
The loser of each match gets slimed ala "You Can't Do That on Television"
X-Division matches are replaced with debates on global economics
All wrestler intro music is replaced with polka music
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Post by mattyc on Jan 19, 2010 19:18:35 GMT -5
Brooke Hogan is stalked by a masked man for weeks, the stalker eventually reveals he is Diamond Dallas Page, this leads to a match on PPV between Brooke Hogan and DDP which Brooke easily wins.
Clipz ‘The Barber man’ Leslie arrives in TNA, he beats Samoa Joe by putting him to sleep with the sleeper hold. He then cuts off his hair.
Roddy Piper arrives in TNA and revives his feud with Hulk Hogan for the 100th time.
Vince Russo becomes an on screen character and feuds with Hogan and Bischoff, Expect at least one shoot insider promo from Russo on every edition of Impact.
Syxx Pac turns on Hall and Nash, He then shows up the next week with BG James and Kip James in a new stable called the X-treme Degenerates.
Chyna Doll Joanie Laurer shows up in TNA and destroys all the Knockouts with ease and becomes the Knockout Champion, after a few months she leaves TNA while still the champion, the Knockout division is then forgotten about for a few months before a battle royal takes place to crown a new Knockouts Champion, the battle Royal is then won by a new Knockout called Erica…we then find out that Erica is actually Eric Young in drag.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Jan 19, 2010 19:19:05 GMT -5
-Giving AJ Styles a narcolepsy gimmick,
-Kurt a tiny tim gimmick,
-Kong jobs to brooke hogan,
-Someone trying to kill Hulk and they have who killed Hulk storyline,
-Bubba the Love Sponge: TNA champ;
-TNA buys out ROH and repackages every wrestler on the ROH roster as a "The Sack" where all of the roster dresses in white suits and jobs to the trio of Nasties and Brutus the Barber
-Hire Chuck Palumbo and reform Billy and Chuck with a third man.............Daniels
-AByss could marry Christy Hemme and they could have "little Abyss's",that's right MIDGETS
-they could reform NWO b-team and have them feud with e-x,reformed with road-dog,x-pac,orlando jordan,and val venis
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on Jan 19, 2010 19:22:51 GMT -5
Give AJ Styles an evil clown gimmick and make Dink his sidekick Have Impact live at Chuckie Cheese and promote the hell out of it like Chuckie Cheese is the biggest deal in the world The fans at ringside are replaced with various farm animals The loser of each match gets slimed ala "You Can't Do That on Television" X-Division matches are replaced with debates on global economics All wrestler intro music is replaced with polka music I think you missed the point of this thread. We're supposed to be thinking of ways to make TNA worse, not thinking of ways to make it absolutely awesome.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Jan 19, 2010 20:14:50 GMT -5
New weekly backstage segment where Samoa Joe eats baby puppies and kittens
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 19, 2010 20:25:44 GMT -5
Everyone's interviews are no required to contain the words "brother", "dude", and "Jack" in every sentence. And all wrestlers must wear red and yellow.
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Post by shaken on Jan 19, 2010 21:21:06 GMT -5
Just give 'em a minute.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2010 22:14:10 GMT -5
To make the wrestling seem more exciting, standard moves such as a body slam and irish whip will be given new names such as HYPERGALACTIC EXPLOSION and TORPEDO ONSLAUGHT. Commentators will be required to get the new move names over by using the new names as much as possible, including during unrelated matches and segments.
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WWHHHD
Unicron
Break it down for a 5 second pose!
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Post by WWHHHD on Jan 19, 2010 22:34:28 GMT -5
Give them 3 hours, and showcase only the wrestlers from the WWE that nobody cares about. While not using the talent that the fans actuallty want to see.
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