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Post by manstis1804 on Jan 20, 2010 5:46:18 GMT -5
Have Rob Terry cash in his feast or fired case on Mike Teney. Heyyyyy c'mon Tenay was the 'Professor' remember? He knows ALL the Lucha moves, I could see him getting in there and knowing how to counter a Japanese Armdrag with a La Maistrol cradle. Tenay for X-Division Champ!!! |
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Post by ANTLOL on Jan 20, 2010 8:22:55 GMT -5
Special Guest Hosts Hornswoggle DX Kelly Kelly This. Plus: -make AJ Styles lose his title to Orlando Jordan -TNA Knockout's Champ: Brooke Hogan -Hulk Hogan beats Samoa Joe in an "I Quit"-match - Bubba thSpongebub Shithead returns and gets endless segments -Brian Knobbs wins the X-Division Title -TLC match: Ken Anderson Vs. Sid |
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Post by playoldgames on Jan 20, 2010 9:58:23 GMT -5
Hogan gives up booking duties...
... to Kevin Nash.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 11:37:16 GMT -5
Mandatory chemical castration for the fanbase, on the basis that they want to keep their cast from growing too large.
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Post by Chinny Reckon on Jan 20, 2010 13:48:40 GMT -5
Chyna Doll Joanie Laurer shows up in TNA and destroys all the Knockouts with ease and becomes the Knockout Champion, after a few months she leaves TNA while still the champion, the Knockout division is then forgotten about for a few months before a battle royal takes place to crown a new Knockouts Champion, the battle Royal is then won by a new Knockout called Erica…we then find out that Erica is actually Eric Young in drag. I can't be the only one who thinks this would actually be quite cool, can I? I mean, even the Eric Young bit would be no worse than the Deaner angle we've already suffered. Plus it'd get Eric some TV time, which I'm sure he'd be grateful for... |
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Post by neal on Jan 20, 2010 13:57:42 GMT -5
Replace the already bad Mike Tenay with the much worse Lee Marshall, and replace Taz with Corey Machlin.
That was easy.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 20, 2010 14:01:17 GMT -5
Bring back the 6 sided ring.
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 20, 2010 14:14:47 GMT -5
Bubba the Love Sponge has a weekly twenty-minute "State of TNA" interview segment with Hulk Hogan. Hogan provides no new information in any of these segments, other than saying "We're gonna be the number one company in the world, brother!". Sometimes the same segment will air on consecutive shows, presumably hoping that the fans won't notice.
Samoa Joe will be given an ultimatum: if he can't get into what Hogan and Bischoff deem to be "wrestling shape", his contract will be rendered null and void. Unable to meet with their demands, Joe quits TNA and heads north.
Hogan announces the elimination of the Ultimate X Match, deeming it to be childish and silly and "not what wrestling's all about, dude!". Hogan then blows up the X Division title live on pay-per-view and announces that anyone who wrestles the X Division-style will be suspended for one month without pay.
The Nasty Boys beat Matt Morgan and Hernandez for the tag titles. Shortly afterwards, Brian Knobbs breaks his hip. Instead of vacating the belts, the Nasty Boys hold on to them until Knobbs can recover. Meanwhile, the tag team division is mostly forgotten.
Both of the Knockouts titles are eliminated and all the Knockouts that Bischoff deems "not hot enough for TV" are fired. The women that he does keep on the payroll are used as valets, dancers, or as Bischoff's personal on-screen office nookie.
AJ Styles, the man that Hogan once called "one of the best in the world" and "the future of this business", loses the TNA championship when Hogan pins Ric Flair. Neither of them were in the match to begin with.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 20, 2010 14:35:30 GMT -5
Give Mick Foley the "Cute Kip" gimmick, complete with booty shorts.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Jan 20, 2010 19:35:39 GMT -5
New TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Torgo!  |
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 20, 2010 19:50:50 GMT -5
To make the wrestling seem more exciting, standard moves such as a body slam and irish whip will be given new names such as HYPERGALACTIC EXPLOSION and TORPEDO ONSLAUGHT. Commentators will be required to get the new move names over by using the new names as much as possible, including during unrelated matches and segments. That's it,now I want to become a wrestler just so I can name my moves that. |
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Post by Tapout on Jan 20, 2010 20:14:53 GMT -5
The show opens with Steiner holding a long, long scroll of paper he calls his enemies list. He claims he's going to verbally run down everyone in the back, starting with the fat people, moving on down to the Mexicans and Mexico Norths.
Out of nowhere, Jarrett conks Steiner on the noggin with the guitar in an attack booked to be the ultimate heel move.
From there on out, Steiner begins speaking intelligibly with an elegant British accent, and politely compliments everyone. He never says anything critical about anyone ever again.
Jarrett then cuts an impassioned promo about how he's Double J, the Most Evil Bad Guy in the World.
The fans in the Impact Zone react with huge babyface pops.
Dixie comes out, demands that the music be cut, and gives another long, serious, on-camera lecture, this time to the fans in the Impact Zone, letting them know that it's her way, or the highway. She then plugs her Twitter account. A dozen "fans" wearing TNA-branded Polo shirts and caps all sitting next to each other loudly say, "Yes ma'am!" in unison. When the camera turns to them, they all give a thumbs-up and a huge grin at the exact same time. As the camera cuts back away from them, you can clearly see that one of the "fans" was Brooke, who says "Was that OK or did I mess up my lines--?" before the audio cuts out.
Dixie bravely announces she'll air the video of this lecture on TV and also online. She then looks into the camera and states that TNA will return to its regularly scheduled programming, right after she plugs her Twitter account again.
The screen fades back in to a 60-minute no-holds-barred iron man match between Angle and Styles, who left it all in the ring and pulled out all the stops, except that the match is already over and the camera is focused right on Tenay and Tazz, who are clearly reading off a script. Tazz mispronounces the word "indubitably" and Tenay helpfully points out the spelling of the word on the script with his finger before looking up and hastily waving the camera away.
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Post by neal on Jan 21, 2010 0:39:02 GMT -5
New TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Torgo! No no no, you're playing the game wrong. Torgo as the TNA champion would make everything better, and the master will be pleased. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 21, 2010 11:41:06 GMT -5
New TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Torgo! Of course since this is TNA, his entrance theme wouldn't be Torgo's theme. It would be a song that sounds like Torgo's theme, differing by one or two notes... |
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Post by Pounder on Jan 21, 2010 11:55:40 GMT -5
It's odd how the internet bandwaggon starts rolling isn't it.
If the ratings for the next two shows are decent, watch everyone now calling it "Craptastic" do an about face and remark about how good the booking was.
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