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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 3, 2006 11:33:44 GMT -5
 It's the brand new DX Yoga DVD, on sale now.  It was about this time that Coach realized there might be something wrong with those chocolate covered pretzels.  Shawn always liked to show off when he did the YMCA dance.  Here's Nitro botching a, what's it called again? Vince: BAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!  No one expected Nitro to get a trained squid to attack Jeff during the match  Jeff: DAMN IT! I had broccoli in my teeth the WHOLE TIME!  Umaga: Arise chicken! Arise!  Coach was not ready for Kinky Kelly and the new Sexy Stud.  JR: BAH GAWD! TL Hopper has returned to Raw and joined DX!!!  Coach: I love the precious!  Coach: This gold bar is mine! All mine, you understand that? Mine mine mine! You hear me? Get back!  Photographer: Umm Mickie, if we're gonna do this sexy lingerie shoot can you at least pretend like you like her touching you?  Photographer: Now THAT'S more like it!  Carly Simon was having a tough time in her first night on Raw.  The Christopher Street Connection was back and this time they meant business!  Are you sure that's not The Miz?  Looks like Team Jackass slipped The Spirit Squad some laxatives. Petey Williams: I know how you guys feel!  Brian Christopher's new Loose Cannon character would get over fast.  Slaughter stopped him mid-goose step  That's a blatant low blow right there. Take a point away.  Dancing with the Stars really upped their set budget this year.  Edge just realized Lita forgot to wear makeup.  Cena: Come on! Do we really have to do the Hogan/Orndorff ending? I think these fans are tired of us fighting each other.  Little kid: STOP STOP!!!!! He's already dead! *cries* |
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Oct 3, 2006 12:04:28 GMT -5
hey thats not my painting man |
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Dr. T is an alien
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Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 3, 2006 12:09:23 GMT -5
Photographer: Now THAT'S more like it! That just puts so many bad thoughts into my head. |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 3, 2006 12:09:56 GMT -5
"Old men who refuse to give the younger guys the spotlight. Next on Montel Williams." |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 3, 2006 12:16:00 GMT -5
HHH: hey shawn get it right this time, aim below the waist not above it. coach: ...........i got nothing.............. a bored hbk points to where he has an itch while a bored hass rips off snitskys foot lover gimick. nitro ducks the low flying hardy.......... hardy trys anything to stop nitro from biting his arse. Jeff: thats me? i didnt want to be yellow...... what have i been smoki......... oh yeah Umaga: he's mine i will love him and pet him....... his name will be george...... AAE:*off screen* oh god here we go again, the last few jobbers he kept died through lack of food. coach wishes he'd agreed to finlays little guy being the one to surprise him. next time on WWE's funniest bloopers.......... Coach: Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss HHH: see being that close to vince does cause brain damage. HBK: can we keep him? i know ecw did the zombie thing first but, come on a zombie coach....... Coach: I love my brick........ hic....... i think i'm gonna barf...... HHH: all this off one sniff of alcohol...... mickie: no really does it make my arse look big? young teenage boys all over the world suddenly had to go to the bathroom soon after this was taken. Victoria: sorry mickie but this gum is not going to come out, you'll have to get it cut out mickie: awwwww crap........ cross dressers anon, realised it wasnt a good idea to go ahead even thought they had double booked the arena. what do you mean my arse looks big in this........ you horrible b**** *i got nothing for this.* next time on roid rage vs old age....... slaughter shows how they used to deal with cross dressers in his day....... carlito thinking *the iwc will love me for this.* edge and lita walk through the new decontamination unit which the wwe wellness programme introduced Edge: who farted? Cena: why do we have to play extreme poker up here? cena forgets that the himelick need's to be done with both people stood up ***i see lildude watched most of the kevin smith movies recently......*** |
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Post by shiranui on Oct 3, 2006 12:17:07 GMT -5
Hey, who forgot to pay the gravity bill?! So THAT's where Jimmy Jacobs' "Barbaric Berzerker" furry boots went. |
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 3, 2006 13:07:46 GMT -5
The Coach unveils his new gimmick "Jonathan Conehead" Jeff realizes his hair has more colors in it than the belt.... this will not stand. With the wrestler who originally did this gimmick gone, the WWE had to resort to some drastic measures to recreate the "Heiden-rape" angle *Cowbell* |
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Post by anticonscience on Oct 3, 2006 13:20:27 GMT -5
Jeff tries to determine the street value of the belt before selling it for meth |
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 3, 2006 13:25:20 GMT -5
DX would swerve everybody by doing the Val Venis hip swivel. "Coach is 2SWEEEEET!!!" HBK has gotten so used to doing Sweet Chin Music that he can do it in his sleep. Coming up next on the Outdoor Life Network, David catches himself a brilliant painted hardy. "Don't tell me we're turning THIS into a spinner, too!" Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back? Merc has broken into the building and is demanding to know where Trish is. *cue Price Is Right loser horn* HBK: That's right, lick them clean! Mickie: Mrrphurphmmrphphprhmrpph!! Mitch attempts a crotch chop to at least try to appease DX. Nicky: I've been telling you, he's a robot! (pulls open panel on Sarge's head) SEE? YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!! NOBODY BELIEVED ME!! Cena: Wait a minute! Since when does a cage match have alligators? Cena: Try to set the night on...FIIIIIIRRRREE!!!!! |
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on Oct 3, 2006 13:54:35 GMT -5
thats Mikey btw
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Oct 3, 2006 13:56:28 GMT -5
Umaga gives his best pose for his playing piece in the new 'Hungry Hungry Samoan' game. |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 3, 2006 14:18:03 GMT -5
I am a throwaway heel GM! Fear my generic motives! Shawn: And this folks is another way that you can do an uppercase T! Nitro suffered a war flashback and mistook Jeff Hardy for an incoming missile. Jeff: Whoa...it's like a living mirror... Can YOU spot the one who has jock itch right now? The X Games announce plans for the new Extreme Balance Beam competition for the next annual Summer X Games Edge: Hi I'm Bam Margera, and today I'm going to fight a gorilla. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 3, 2006 15:30:55 GMT -5
[quote author=evrbody board=WWE thread=1159893224 post=1159899920 Cena: Try to set the night on...FIIIIIIRRRREE!!!!![/quote] That one actually made me laugh. Good work |
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Post by CrazySting on Oct 3, 2006 15:39:05 GMT -5
"Old men who refuse to give the younger guys the spotlight. Next on Montel Williams." ;D ;D |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 3, 2006 18:14:18 GMT -5
Kenny! Johnny! Blossom! Bubbles! Buttercup! And we are the Powerpuff Girls Spirit Squad! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 3, 2006 18:14:38 GMT -5
Page 3 already? sheesh
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 3, 2006 18:16:06 GMT -5
I blame myself. I seem to kill these threads. |
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Post by doclindgren on Oct 3, 2006 18:24:19 GMT -5
Yay! I'm choking out an old man! |
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Post by Banned Member on Oct 3, 2006 18:26:08 GMT -5
Edge in shock as Lita tells him that her pregnecy test was a blue cross. |
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