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Post by RealMattKozza91 on Mar 6, 2010 2:45:43 GMT -5
1. Rey Mysterio's daughter gets more TV time then Jimmy Wang Yang in a entire year.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 6, 2010 2:51:38 GMT -5
2. You have a sing off with Zack Ryder on ECW.
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Post by BorneAgain on Mar 6, 2010 2:53:33 GMT -5
3. You're Rob Conway.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Mar 6, 2010 2:57:56 GMT -5
4. When commercial break is over, you are already in the ring and u're just then being announced
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Mar 6, 2010 2:59:24 GMT -5
4. When commercial break is over, you are already in the ring and u're just then being announced 5. You don't even get announced...just a name graphic. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 3:05:27 GMT -5
By WWE standards....
6. You're a Latino and not named Eddie (sorry, Primo, has to be your ring name).
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 6, 2010 3:08:10 GMT -5
By WWE standards.... 6. You're a Latino and not named Eddie (sorry, Primo, has to be your ring name). This is the level of respect that the WWE has for the Colon family. When Carlito was first coming in and they were developing his character someone (Michael Hayes I think) said "Can you spic it up?" and Vince said "Yeah can you spic it up?" Totaly ignoring that is considered a racial slur. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 3:15:26 GMT -5
7. You get no reaction from the crowd
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Dennis Miller? More Like Dennis FILLER amirite?
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Post by Subrick on Mar 6, 2010 3:22:53 GMT -5
8. You're under the age of 35 and not named CM Punk
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Post by Orange on Mar 6, 2010 3:27:34 GMT -5
9. You can't get a push over a leprechaun  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 6, 2010 3:28:00 GMT -5
10. You misspell the title of the thread.  Actual One: 10. Vickie Guerrero can't get you heat. |
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Dennis Miller? More Like Dennis FILLER amirite?
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Post by Subrick on Mar 6, 2010 3:51:11 GMT -5
11. You are in an on-screen relationship with Vickie Guerrero and aren't named Edge
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Mar 6, 2010 4:07:57 GMT -5
12. Vince casually asks you if there is an "a" in "endeavours".
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 6, 2010 4:10:12 GMT -5
13. You get demoted from GM to Babysitter.
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Post by Lara on Mar 6, 2010 9:18:09 GMT -5
14. Evan Bourne beats you on television.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 6, 2010 9:37:52 GMT -5
15. You appear in a backstage segment talking to someone higher up the card than you, and then disappear when somebody more important enters the scene.
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Post by Facepalm on Mar 6, 2010 9:41:25 GMT -5
16. The IWC names a silent crowd reaction after you...
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Post by Lara on Mar 6, 2010 9:41:30 GMT -5
16. Your ring gear makes you look like Liberace on steroids.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 9:50:05 GMT -5
12. Vince casually asks you if there is an "a" in "endeavours". Vince would look at your word balloon and say, "I see we put a 'u' in endeavours. Take a good long look at it, buddy! You just misspelled your way into the cheese line!" A reason you know you're a useless talent: You're a certain male member of the roster and always brought in because your pecs are bigger than any set of Diva boobs on the roster not named Serena. (And your pecs bounce!) |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 11:17:37 GMT -5
17. Not even a killer beard will give you a chance.
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