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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 11:23:17 GMT -5
19. Your theme music is recycled from some other jobber's.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 6, 2010 12:14:47 GMT -5
20. You try to perform a flying body press on an opponent who's obviously bigger and stronger than you.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Mar 6, 2010 12:34:55 GMT -5
21. You accompany the guest host to the ring
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 6, 2010 12:55:52 GMT -5
22. You just smile and wave at the audience and your entrance theme is generic rock music.
23. Your voice sounds annoying even though you're big, buff and flexible.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Mar 6, 2010 13:10:48 GMT -5
24. Your the first apponent to the new debuting monster heel
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Facepalm
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith...
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Post by Facepalm on Mar 6, 2010 13:28:54 GMT -5
25. You are given a "David Flair" Titantron and nobody notices for the first month
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 6, 2010 13:43:33 GMT -5
26. You got a Conway Pop from your hometown fans and that's the biggest crowd reaction you've ever recieved.
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Facepalm
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith...
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Post by Facepalm on Mar 6, 2010 14:03:41 GMT -5
27. Despite the fact that you're not wearing a yellow mask, the very mention of your name starts a 20-page thread of nothing but Who jokes.
28. The good news is that you have a t-shirt available. The bad news is that it's a Braden Walker one with his name crossed out with a marker pen.
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
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Post by Greer on Mar 6, 2010 18:54:13 GMT -5
29. You are on the recieving end of a Braden Walker knock knock joke
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Facepalm
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith...
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Post by Facepalm on Mar 6, 2010 20:14:07 GMT -5
30. Your finishing move is to lay down on the mat and look at the lights for at least 30 seconds.
31. Every town in the US called Parts Unknown issues a statement denying that you live there.
32. When The Rock used to say "it doesn't matter what your name is" he was absolutely right.
33. When you're eventually fired, you're not wished well in your future endeavors.
34. Mae Young refuses to do a promo where she's supposed to be all over you.
35. Even Michael Cole acknowledges that you've got absolutely no chance of winning a match, not even against the local indy worker they brought in to be squashed by a midcarder.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Mar 6, 2010 22:48:52 GMT -5
You've just been hired by TNA.
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Greer
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Points. Don't. Matter.
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Post by Greer on Mar 6, 2010 23:04:40 GMT -5
You've just been fired by TNA.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2010 23:14:32 GMT -5
38. Michelle McCool feels free to steal your moves.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 7, 2010 0:57:45 GMT -5
39. you have nothing better to do than write blogs about how you think "F--- Haiti"
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