So, you get stoned off Lucky Charms?

[The Tank]

Damn......I eat a bowl of Lucky Charms like.......daily.

Shouldn't I be dead?

[Magician under the moonlight]

These damn Lucky charms! They cause so much problems.

[Citizen Grimm]

I just had a bowl of them and I'm fine.

This can only mean that Hornswaggle put drugs in the ones on Raw.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Mar 1, 2010 23:36:13 GMT -5 Citizen Grimm said:

I just had a bowl of them and I'm fine.

This can only mean that Hornswaggle put drugs in the ones on Raw.

He's such a rascal.

[Krimzon]

I can't believe the message this sent to kids. It's okay to alter your reality with whatever you can find! Good things and shenangians will ensue! Where the hell was CM Punk!?

[Doctor Of Style]

No, you get stoned, and then eat Lucky Charms. Maybe that little bastard spiked the green clovers in his box, I wouldn't put it past him...

[thatguybayne]

Also, apparently if someone films you while you're stoned they while get an insight into your tripout.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Well, they were those new swirled Lucky Charms. So, I guess they're swirled with LSD?

[King Devitt]

Mar 1, 2010 23:43:31 GMT -5 @thatguybayne said:

Also, apparently if someone films you while you're stoned they while get an insight into your tripout.

which apparently is a lot of hazy moves and spinning in circles over and over.

[moonlight]

In a few years they will be all be eating BRAN.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

CM Punk will save us from drugs, alcohol, and Lucky Charms.

[H-Fist]

Mar 1, 2010 23:50:25 GMT -5 Hulkshi Tanahashi said:

Well, they were those new swirled Lucky Charms. So, I guess they're swirled with LSD?

The new yellow-and-orange hourglass marshmallow "has the power to Stop Time * Speed Up Time * Reverse Time" Pure THC and food coloring.

And don't get me started on the red balloons. Everyone knows that they're balloons full of heroin.

And the Yellow "skeleton key" marshmallow? According to Wikipedia,

When liquid is added to the cereal, the sugar inside the marshmallow dissolves and the shape of a skeleton key "appears" as if "by magic". The new tagline for this is "Unlock the door with milk!"

My eye. With the introduction of Chocolate Lucky Charms, it is painfully obvious that these "keys" are merely the key to a lifetime of crack cocaine addiction.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

Psssh. Everyone knows Lucky Charms are just a gateway to the really hard stuff.

Count Chocula. That stuff will really mess you up dude.

Remember kids, if someone offers you cereal, JUST SAY NO!

[default]

I'm eating KIX right now. Does that make me straight edge?

[casualobserver]

This is your brain...



This is your brain on Lucky Charms...



Any questions?

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

We must harness this power, sell it on the streets, we'll be rich

[Jonathan Michaels]

So you eat Lucky Charms to get high . . .

Then you hit the Cocoa Krispies.

BTW Are we all in agreement that C+C were the best guest hosts in a good while?

[The Tank]

Mar 2, 2010 0:26:02 GMT -5 "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed said:

Psssh. Everyone knows Lucky Charms are just a gateway to the really hard stuff.

Count Chocula. That stuff will really mess you up dude.

Remember kids, if someone offers you cereal, JUST SAY NO!

So, the Monster Cereals are the hard drugs.........

...suddenly, WrestleCrap Radio makes a LOT more sense.

[lildude8218]

I'm not if everyone is being serious about this or not and if they missed the part where they said Chong was having a diabetic episode basically.

[Lancers]

As a recreational diabetic, I was outraged over these skits. I mean, did anybody think of Wilford Brimley in all of this? That man hasn't had a bowl of Lucky Charms since 1972. And another thing, a talking chicken with headphones who seems to be assuming the role of floor director? Seriously? I have a hard time believing that chicken graduated college and has had 3-5 years experience prior to getting that gig.