Book Jeff Hardy's Return (Speculation)

[Orange]

This thread may have been done before so if so I apologize, but I thought it'd be interesting to see some people's ideas on how to throw Hardy back into the shuffle. Of course assuming that he comes back that is...

Edge beats Jericho at WM, while Christian wins MITB and keeps the case for a few weeks. Then, after a Smackdown main event against somebody that Edge loses to, have Christian cash in the case, winning the World Championship. Then next week on Smackdown it is announced Christian will be facing a mystery opponent for the title at the next PPV. After a bunch of promo videos it is finally revealed the Smackdown before the PPV that Christian will be facing Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy then loses to Christian, thus leaving the door open for a feud between Edge, Hardy, and Christian

So how would you book Hardy's return?

[D2: Sweet & Sour Edition]

CM Punk kicks him in the face. Hardy is never heard from again.

[rnrk supports BLM]

Get the tag belts onto the Straight Edge Society, have Punk and Matt start feuding for whatever reason, SES beats him down a couple times, Jeff comes out of the crowd in street clothes to make the save, Punk cuts a promo on the Hardys the week after, Jeff is convinced to return to the squared circle, Hardy Boyz vs. SES at the next PPV, Hardys become tag champs.

And stay there for a while, because no matter how much merch he sells, Jeff oughtn't to be trusted anywhere near the main event for a long time.

[RealMattKozza91]

Shouldn't this be in the TNA thread?

[Thank You Shawn]

Stay in TNA.

[Metalheadbanger Man]

For some reason on RAW they have an 8-man Hell In A Cell match with Primo, Chavo Guerrero, Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder, Hornswoggle, Chris Masters and Yoshi Tatsu.

The match ends via no contest after Hornswoggle sprays everyone with a squirtgun. Everyone sells it like death as Hornswoggle tries to climb to the top of the Cell, but gets stuck. Suddenly, everyone stops selling and beat each other up again.

Suddenly, Jeff Hardy appears in the crowd, and they go ballistic! He runs to the cell, climbs up, throws Hornswoggle off of it, and sits there staring at the crowd.

Eventually he comes down, sings a live version of his TNA theme song, and is never heard from again. Meanwhile, Hornswoggle has a series of wacky skits in the weeks following this, where he is in a hospital full of midgets.