Worst Movie You Have EVER Seen?

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

I know we've had bad movie threads on here before, but I don't think I've seen any that ask for the worst one EVER in quite a while, if ever. Remember this isn't talking about Bennifer movies or the Haley Berry Cat Woman movie, but things that make Manos look good by comparison.

Anyways, I think I will go with "Skydivers" (1963), a cinematic atrocity that even the fellows over at MST3K had a tough time to make entertaining. In fact one of the few good things that came from it, is that guy who always wanted some coffee and all the MST3K related jokes that came from it.

[Jiren]

Skinned Deep

Just deplorable

[forgottensinpwf]

Cool World.

[mysterydriver]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0371920/

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

The main character is playing a game called "Infiltration" with his girlfriend. No, not like that, you silly silly. It's where you try to jump the border without any ID on you. But, when you get caught, nothing bad can happen, right? You just lose, apologize, and go back across the border...right? No. Duh. Morons.

They get thrown in jail and tortured and wah, wah, wah. He escapes and they send their Terminator Dog after him.

Honestly, you say the words "Terminator Dog" and it doesn't sound like it could be THAT bad...but it is truly the worst movie I've ever seen.

[Deleted]

Not even the darkest, deepest, hottest fires of Hell could burn this movie alive. GAH! I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.

[Bo Rida]

Norbit, it had one slightly amusing moment but everything else was painful, however I was on a coach while watching it and couldn't escape which may effect my opinion on it.

[Soultastic]

A night in Chyna

I still need therapy because of that one.

[Allie Kitsune]

The
Master
of
Disguise.

JEEBUS CREEBUS that was awful, and nobody will ever be able to convince me otherwise.

[Kevin Hamilton]

The Room; but it's awesome anyway.

[Rorschach]

Five Across the Eyes.

Never before, and never since have I ever experience such a strong urge to physically HARM the people responsible for making a film...I was so enraged at this movie that I almost broke my player ripping the disc out of it.


Amateur in every sense of the word, and just utterly, utterly horrible. Not to mention the cinema verite' camera, and the utter FAIL that is the fact that the lazy, inbred, half stupid filmmakers couldn't be bothered with fixing a huge glaring error in their plot....I am serious, and this is no hyperbole....I've seen PUBLIC ACCESS FILMMAKING that is leagues better than the horses*** that someone smeared on a DVD and called Five Across the Eyes.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Funny Games. Michael Haneke's chilling tale of how much better than you and all horror fans he is and how people who like fictional violence are pretty much equal to child murderers.

Oh and, you think I'm exaggertaing to be funny (no pun intended)? The movie really implies that, as the killers often speak directly to the viewers as if we were part of their team.

And I almost forgot, it has the cheapest twist in cinema history.

I know there are countless movies that are much worse from a technical point of view (after all, Funny Games has great photography and acting), but this one really wins the spot of worst movie I've ever seen because it's a movie made entirely because the director thinks he's better than the public and can't get over the fact that people like what he doesn't, which is the saddest, most pathetic reason to make a movie.
Watching this piece of crap is like watching a 1 hour and 48 minutes long YouTube comment.

[Rorschach]

May 31, 2010 14:37:56 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

Funny Games. Michael Haneke's chilling tale of how much better than you and all horror fans he is and how people who like fictional violence are pretty much equal to child murderers.

Oh and, you think I'm exaggertaing to be funny (no pun intended)? The movie really implies that, as the killers often speak directly to the viewers as if we were part of their team.

And I almost forgot, it has the cheapest twist in cinema history.

I know there are countless movies that are much worse from a technical point of view (after all, Funny Games has great photography and acting), but this one really wins the spot of worst movie I've ever seen because it's a movie made entirely because the director thinks he's better than the public and can't get over the fact that people like what he doesn't.

Yeah, there's breaking the fourth wall, and then there's kicking the damn thing down and taking a dump on the rubble. People get on Tarantino's case for being masturbatory and self indulgent....but he's got nothing on Haneke.

[bob]

does this couny movies you cuoldn't finish because they were so bad because if it does this is it for me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poultrygeist

if it's something I finished it's Robot Monster

[Deleted]

Jeepers Creepers 2. I should've known better after the first one, but... ugh. Terrible in every sense of the word.

[Free Hat]

A Canadian indy film called "Snapped." Terrible in every sense of the word.

[Young Game]

- Hell To The Naw - Just a terrible urban "Hood Comedy" that really goes nowhere and does nothing. I got this for free at Game Stop, and I still feel ripped off. I want my money back!

- SNUFF - Awful. If you've seen it, you know what I speak of. If not, consider yourself lucky.

[Lick Ness Monster]

May 31, 2010 14:21:16 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

Norbit, it had one slightly amusing moment but everything else was painful, however I was on a coach while watching it and couldn't escape which may effect my opinion on it.

Yeah, that's definitely up there for me as well. There's truly nothing more painful than an unfunny comedy...which brings me to my pick, Disaster Movie. All of the Friedberg/Seltzer suckfests are beyond bad, but this is truly they're writing style (and I use that word VERY loosely) on steroids. Hey, look at all the celebrity impersonations!

Also gotta agree on everything that's been said about Funny Games thus far, although it's not my #1 least favorite ever.

[woodface]

Battlefield Earth - not a single positive thing can be sound about the film. If you try to find something positive, you will fail.

Alone in the Dark - a percentage of a percentage better because at least SOMETHING (Tara Reid) looked cute. Still a film that gives Battlefield Earth a run for its money though.

[Fiddleford H. McGucket]

May 31, 2010 14:37:56 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

Funny Games. Michael Haneke's chilling tale of how much better than you and all horror fans he is and how people who like fictional violence are pretty much equal to child murderers.

Oh and, you think I'm exaggertaing to be funny (no pun intended)? The movie really implies that, as the killers often speak directly to the viewers as if we were part of their team.

And I almost forgot, it has the cheapest twist in cinema history.

I know there are countless movies that are much worse from a technical point of view (after all, Funny Games has great photography and acting), but this one really wins the spot of worst movie I've ever seen because it's a movie made entirely because the director thinks he's better than the public and can't get over the fact that people like what he doesn't, which is the saddest, most pathetic reason to make a movie.
Watching this piece of crap is like watching a 1 hour and 48 minutes long YouTube comment.

I'd assume you're referring to the original?

I saw the remake a while ago, I'm going to have agree on the cheapness of the final "Twist/Mind Screw" and the real "f*** You-ish" nature of the film in general.

As far as the Worst Film i've ever seen...... It has to do with Context. I went to See a theatrical Re-Release of a Remastered edition of The Wizard of Oz.....one of my favorite movies, and walked out. Someone in thier infinite wisdom at the theater or higher up had decided to edit the film post-release and cut out "If I Only Had a Brain" to fit the film to the alotted time.

Now I understand it's the theater's right to edit the film mildly to save for time, but to completely cut out a song, in a movie that I'd gather that almost EVERYONE in the theater had seen before and were going to see simply to get that "Theater Experience" for what is justifiably called a cinematic classic is unforgivable.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

May 31, 2010 14:48:07 GMT -5 @aaronmaiden said:

Jeepers Creepers 2. I should've known better after the first one, but... ugh. Terrible in every sense of the word.

I acutally preferred it to the first one.

Anyway, if you mean "bad" as just being utterly lame and not entertaining, I'll just pick Disaster Movie, probably the laziest satire film ever.

But as far as a bad movie from a technical standpoint, I'll say "The Apple"- it's bats*** crazy, but enough for me to get some enjoyment out of it.