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Post by Alucard on May 31, 2010 17:05:58 GMT -5
I don't like flying insects, if you open the door no matter how briefly during the summer, somethin' will get in the house. A mosquito, a fly, or...both. And I can't sleep at night with something buzzing around my room. I can't say I blame them, I'd wanna get out of absurd Texas heat too, but still. They gotta die. I decided the billion year old flyswatter wasn't cutting it anymore, so I ordered two electric battery powered flyswatters. I shall smite them with lightning, and they will know me as god. This is gonna be awesome. Mwahahaha!
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Post by The poster with no name on May 31, 2010 17:08:24 GMT -5
Someone is laaaaazzzzyyyy .
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Post by Alucard on May 31, 2010 17:14:28 GMT -5
Someone is laaaaazzzzyyyy . Psssh. I'm not taking the lazy way out. I'm taking the AWESOME way out!
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Yami Daimao
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Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 31, 2010 17:14:56 GMT -5
Someone is laaaaazzzzyyyy . Pick up the pace, fatty!
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Post by pennywise on May 31, 2010 17:15:36 GMT -5
Don't you mean bug-zappers? Or are there actually electric fly-swatters?
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Post by Alucard on May 31, 2010 17:17:34 GMT -5
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Post by Feyrhausen on May 31, 2010 19:46:15 GMT -5
Those are awesome. Try zapping yourself.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2010 20:17:43 GMT -5
I had no idea these existed. This is awesome.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on May 31, 2010 21:01:50 GMT -5
These are great. I once made a massive fly start smoking when I used my friends one.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 31, 2010 21:15:37 GMT -5
I used one of these last week. It's friggin' awesome to use when attacking Wasps too.
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Post by Alucard on May 31, 2010 22:06:56 GMT -5
I used one of these last week. It's friggin' awesome to use when attacking Wasps too. ATTACK THEM I WILL! ;D (especially if they are somehow in my house.)
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Post by hypnoticgenes on May 31, 2010 22:11:44 GMT -5
Two questions:
Does it record swings, hits and kills?
And can you link it to the internet to see how you rank nationally?
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Post by Mayonnaise on May 31, 2010 22:16:51 GMT -5
Two questions: Does it record swings, hits and kills? And can you link it to the internet to see how you rank nationally? Dammit! I was coming to make that reference.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 31, 2010 22:20:21 GMT -5
Two questions: Does it record swings, hits and kills? And can you link it to the internet to see how you rank nationally? Achievement Unlocked : Two wasps killed with one swat.
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Post by Alucard on May 31, 2010 22:27:27 GMT -5
Oh man. That'd be amazing.
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Post by Alucard on Jun 3, 2010 16:22:30 GMT -5
UPDATE:
It works.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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