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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2010 16:52:51 GMT -5
I couldn't live without my beard. I've had it since I was 15 in different variations. I grew an awesome beard last year when I didn't touch the thing for like... 10 months. It was 7 inches long when I trimmed it down again.
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Post by Throwback on May 25, 2010 21:15:36 GMT -5
You don't try. You just do it. But yeah, if mine looked like that after 4 days I'd give up.
By 4 days real men have a good inch or 2 of growth.
(the above statement doesn't reflect my actually feelings. But being being a full fledged member of the beard club for the last 13 years. It's part of my duty to insult anyone who has trouble growing one.) If any other members find out I didn't fulfill my duties. I could get my membership revoked and have to start the 5 step program all over again.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 28, 2010 23:03:14 GMT -5
You don't try. You just do it. But yeah, if mine looked like that after 4 days I'd give up. By 4 days real men have a good inch or 2 of growth. (the above statement doesn't reflect my actually feelings. But being being a full fledged member of the beard club for the last 13 years. It's part of my duty to insult anyone who has trouble growing one.) If any other members find out I didn't fulfill my duties. I could get my membership revoked and have to start the 5 step program all over again. Yeah, my facial hair follicles are pussies. I'm still not growing a whole lot. Speaking of, though...new pics finally! And two, since I skipped a day.
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Post by default on May 28, 2010 23:39:10 GMT -5
Good luck. I wish I could grow one as I hate shaving. But as of now, I get patches on my cheeks, so I have to shave them. My sideburns, mustache, flavor-saver and chin patch have grown in nicely since I was like 18-19. I guess I should be lucky though, namely with the 'stache. Most of my friend's can't grow a full mustache and if I quit buzzing mine back down with clippers, in about three or four months I have a fu manchu long enough that I can touch the hair ends on each side together. But again, no beard irks me. Especially since my uncle was around 40 when his grew out past patches and I'm 26 right now.
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Post by Alucard on May 28, 2010 23:43:06 GMT -5
Dear Toni: You are starting to look like me during Winter 2007...2008?
Sincerely,
Josh.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 28, 2010 23:52:05 GMT -5
yeah i have the same problem. havent grown at a consistent rate yet. i havent shaved in 2 weeks, and ill i got is a little stubble, im only 19, but i now plenty of people my age that do have facial hair. Well what I have learned is this. You are young at 19. The best way to get it to grow I learned from my dad is you need to shave a few times. The more do that. When it starts growing it will becomes thicker. If you have the little stubbles that been there for days now. Shave it and they will grow back. The shaving makes it thicker and it will start becoming more consistent.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 28, 2010 23:52:29 GMT -5
Comb your hair dammit!
Seriously though you'll have that beard in no time.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 29, 2010 2:10:06 GMT -5
Comb your hair dammit! Seriously though you'll have that beard in no time. I'm such a f***in' hippie. Yeah, my hair usually looks neater, but it's been a busy day.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on May 29, 2010 2:16:49 GMT -5
Toni, each picture makes it some how look like you have less facial hair. I think you may be broken. I hope you kept your receipt.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 29, 2010 2:50:41 GMT -5
Toni, each picture makes it some how look like you have less facial hair. I think you may be broken. I hope you kept your receipt. I knew something seemed a bit off when I bought me.
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 29, 2010 3:28:17 GMT -5
Comb your hair dammit! Seriously though you'll have that beard in no time. I'm such a f***in' hippie. Yeah, my hair usually looks neater, but it's been a busy day. To be fair people say I look like I don't comb my hair when I pull it back to work. Ef em man. You look exactly like this person I was in rehab with though and that's kind of erie.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 29, 2010 6:23:48 GMT -5
Damn... the blue fairy turned Dude into a real little boy!
Also, is it just me or did you lose weight? You look much thinner from the face than I remembered.
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on May 29, 2010 7:51:51 GMT -5
If I don't shave for say a mth or 2, I end up looking like a poor man's version of Bruiser Brody with my beard haha
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 29, 2010 8:59:42 GMT -5
Damn... the blue fairy turned Dude into a real little boy! Also, is it just me or did you lose weight? You look much thinner from the face than I remembered. Honestly, I have no idea. I can never keep track anymore. But thank you, nonetheless. I'M A REAL BOY. Also, Dear Josh: Yeah I think it was 08, but I could be wrong. Either way, thanks.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 2, 2010 18:25:56 GMT -5
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jun 2, 2010 18:48:50 GMT -5
Ooooh, you got hobo wisps on your cheeks. It'll start to thicken up quicker now in my experience.
Then again I would have to shave twice daily to be clean shaven...
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jun 2, 2010 19:02:43 GMT -5
Be careful, bro.
The beard just might take over your life...like in this cautionary tale of woe,
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Post by Ghostorm on Jun 2, 2010 20:07:52 GMT -5
Here is my humble offering! This is my Fall/Winter beard that ive grown for the past 10 years or so.......
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jun 2, 2010 20:27:47 GMT -5
So yo have the hood up because you actually comb the beard over your head?
I had a beard for a few years. Sadly Swede's come in 2 varieties "Viking Beard" and "transparent". I am going to have to die in glorious battle to honor my viking heritage, the beard is anemic.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 3, 2010 10:36:14 GMT -5
So yo have the hood up because you actually comb the beard over your head? I had a beard for a few years. Sadly Swede's come in 2 varieties "Viking Beard" and "transparent". I am going to have to die in glorious battle to honor my viking heritage, the beard is anemic. Do it, my friend. Go out in a blaze of glory. With a big f***ing axe.
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