** 25/9 RAW CAPTION THREAD **

[The Sensei of Niceitude]

RAW CAPTION TIME




RAW IS KARIOKE




Kane: Did you just fart Nitro?
Nitro: No....




Umaga: To be honest, I do think that Gordon Brown would make a good Prime Minister and take New Labour back from their current left of middling polices into a sterner, centre party that will aide in their winning of the next general election



Dudes, look, I'm old man surfing!



Walk like an Egyptian



Vis: I don't need a bigger bra



Jeff showing Shelton how white boys play Twister



Anti Gravity machine really is playing up



EB: Coach, look into my eyes and tell me you love me
Coach: /Brother Love I LURRRRVVVEEE YOU /Brother Love



King Booker: /in faux English accent Sir Fit, smash the granny out of this ruffians knackers

Finlay: Get the bloody Guiness in you tight git

William Regal: Will you hurry up Superman's trying to get away



King Booker hits a superb face kick that even Samoa Joe would be proud of

[G✇JI☈A]

Lita: And the the Rabbi says to the Hooker (Power Goes Out)



Nitro: Umaga is behind you!
Kane: Thats impossible he is banned from ringside.
Nitro: You dumb ass.



Umaga is pissed cause snack bar was out Honey Popcorn.




Unseen in the photo; RVD and Sabu smoking under the corners of the ring.

[Shark Jumpin']

mrnice said:

RAW CAPTION TIME



Trying to get Kane's attention, Umaga timidly tapped him on the back to give him his steel anniversary gift: a chair.




ANGLE TO TNA? I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW!



Viscera was immobilized by hunger pangs, so Shawn had to suffer the ultimate indignity: putting himself in a Single-Leg Boston Crab.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

HHH regrets eating all that mexican food

[The Lach is very tired]

I slept with this many people backstage before Raw went to air.



Umaga: That doesn't make the world work!



Let go of my Samoan Spike Kane!



The upright version of Flair's Figure FOur Leglock still needs some work



Trips is auditioning for a role in the WWE films remake of The Karate Kid.



Vis (Putting on a bad scottish accent): I got pieces of corn in my crap bigger then you!



Jeff & Shelton's Dancing With The Stars audition got off to a bad start.



Orton's matches are so boring Carlito fell asleep & he was competing in this one!



EB: They fired me & kept you around? That's the biggest injustice in Raw history.

Coach: I'm as surprised as you that I still have a job.



Finlay: This is how we knight people in Ireland.



Booker: This is the only way you will get anyone to go see The Marine, now start working your way up....

[Jiren]

Lita: [singing] And now you find yourself in 82, the disco hotspots hold no charm for you



KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN



Shawn's attempt at breakdancing ended in disaster



This should get rid of the crick in your Neck



Finlay: YOU WILL SELL THIS YOU F***ER

[jamofpearls]

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME...get it, the power's out...so...you really can't see me...ITS A PLAY ON WORDS PEOPLE!"

[The Wraith]

cropsy13 said:

Lita: [singing] And now you find yourself in 82, the disco hotspots hold no charm for you

It was the Heat of the Moment.

[Mitch 4:20]

drthv8r said:

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME...get it, the power's out...so...you really can't see me...ITS A PLAY ON WORDS PEOPLE!"

lol, some other ones were funnier, but this is still GOLD.

[SpillBeans316]

Tonights episode of RAW is brought to you by the lower-case letter "h"

[Sajoa Moe]

Slap hands? Slap hands?


GOJIRA DESTROY!!! REEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!


Ric Flair blows the world's biggest snot.


Suck it, you big silly!


Vis ponders whether or no to eat the gum stuck on the bottom of Shawn's shoe.


Shelton's attempt to teach Jeff how to tie his shoes goes horribly wrong.


MIND TAKING!!! OooooooeeeeeeoooooooEEEEEEEE...


FORE!!

[Tea & Crumpets]

Nitro silently thanked the lord that Umaga had saved him from being another of Kane's rape victims.


*Snap*
Umaga: Oh crap, there goes my back.


What DX didn't know was that this was a secret plot by Vince to get rid of them, as the smoke was in fact anthrax.


WWE's idea of a Glue Match went horribly wrong, as after the first move both HBk and Vis were stuck to the mat.



Bischoff: Coach, why weren't you home last night. You've been seeing that Vince behind my back again haven't you! Haven't you! *bursts into tears*


It appeared that Finlay and Regal had spent too long in Britain to remember the rules to baseball, much to John Cena's horror.


Booker: Yes, yes, bury your face in my leprosy ridden foot! I shall infect you and become a double world champion!

[shemmy86]

With Lita tending to Edge the other male wrestlers turned awfully aroused quite quickly during their matches.

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

Yes Candice, I am a bigger whore than you! I've slept with 3/4 of the guys in Mexico!!




Umaga makes sure that Kane obeys the "No tombstones unless it's Wrestlemania" rule




Aren't you glad Samoa Joe didn't sign with the WWE?




Raise your hands if you're glad the DX vs McMahon feud is over




Viscera is mad that HBK ate the last slice of pizza backstage




Coach: You want me to do what with your wife while you watch!?!?!




Looks like Finlay is going to hit Cena in the nuts with his Shilwhateveritis

[lildude8218]

No one had the nerve to ask Candice where she got that horrible bruise on her leg.



An all-woman stage show version of Psycho really wasn't necessary.



Lita: And seriously, what's up with airline peanuts these days? Have you tried to open one of those bags? You need a knife or a pair of scissors to get into the f***ing thing. But of course you can't bring a knife or scissors on a plane without someone thinking you're a terrorist....And how about our President?



During the first 10 minutes of Raw, God came down and put a stop to this horrible wrestling.



*The crowd begins booing at Cena*

Cena: Uhhh....I am the Bat! *runs off*



This was not a good way to get rid of backne.



Umaga: I gotta bail Rikishi out AGAIN? He better not give me that bulls**t excuse about doing it for The Rock. I know about his crack problems, but that's hardly an excuse anymore!



Flair: My God, he's sewn his underwear to his pants. How am I supposed to make this virgin bleed now?



Someone went into edit mode and replaced Triple H's taunt with Orlando Jordan's.



Shawn Michaels collapsed into the mat several moments after an enzuguri kick from Viscera.



Why anyone wanted a Viscera Real Doll is beyond me.



I can't believe pictures from the 2007 Royal Rumble were accidentally put up on the website!



JR: BAH GAWD! THAT'S RANDY ORTON POSING AS A MARINE!!!! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!!



The tattoo of Jesus on the cross that Shawn has tattooed on the back of his head always freaked Triple H out.



Somehow Shelton was all smiles after Jeff Hardy bit his left ear off.



Referee: *Yawns* Seen it!



Here was Eric Bischoff's idea for the cover of The Wrestlecrap Book of Lists



Coach: Wait a second....You're not Eric Bischoff at all! You're you're.....Ricky Steamboat!



Cena: Look, no white residue underneath my arm! This is the best deodorant ever!



Cena totally copped a feel with his face!



Jackass Number Two, now with deleted scenes!



Booker: Dude Finlay! WTF? We're just supposed to scare him and now you've killed him.

Regal: He doesn't have a pulse

Finlay: I don't know what happened *throws the stick* I swear. It's like I wasn't even in my body.

Booker: Well I guess we'd better turn him in.

Regal: Yeah let's...

*gunshot followed by Regal falling to the floor*

Finlay: *holding the gun* I'd say I have a different set of plans.



They say the saliva of a dog can cure any ailment.

[Mr Ismaeal Naji]

YOU ARE HEARING ME TALK










SIMON SEZ









EB: Coach, What are you looking at?
Coach: im just enchanted by your beauty




your are now HUMBAIL, you no good pank faag Yan Ceena, you are vorse than michael jorda... I mean michael Jackson

[Virt McGirt]

Cena realized Lita was using "Herbal Essence" Shampoo (yeah it's dumb, but I think the picture looks funny)

[Sajoa Moe]

Cena takes a moment to cool down, collect his thoughts, and scratch his ass.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Umaga is frightened to see that fairies do exist.

[Amaru]

Shawn really needs to take lessons from Scotty too Hotty how to do a proper Worm