Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 14, 2010 18:42:30 GMT -5
What the title says.  What your life be like if Vince Russo wrote it? |
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jun 14, 2010 19:20:59 GMT -5
wake up in the morning, go to take a shower to find a guy that was supposed to be dead is taking a shower....SWERVE!!!!
so i go to work to find my wife has suddenly changed the place to a japan theme and everybody from my life has decided to move into the place....im then hit by a golf ball and wake up, and im in my old life with my older wife...she needs to buy more sweaters i think...SWERVE!!!!
then i wind up not helping somebody who is being mugged...it gets all over the news, theres a trial, everybody from my past shows up and im sentanced to a year in jail...
im given my own talk show...and about 7 months later the guy who left the show and said that im the guy...takes it back...SWERVE!!!
yep....TV is pretty bad....
in all seriousness...i would probably wake up, and go to work to find that they have eliminated every office and everybody is the same rank in the company...
then i go play a show somewhere...only the venu has set up a guitar on a pole match to determine who plays the headlining slot despite the slots already being arranged...
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Post by silentrage on Jun 14, 2010 19:34:14 GMT -5
The exact same.
*crawls up into a ball in the corner and cries*
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jun 14, 2010 20:05:57 GMT -5
I'd wake up...at night
Go downstairs where I find that it leads to the upstairs
When I drive to campus I find that I'm still in High School instead
Oh and my dog turns heel by shitting on the carpet only for it to be revealed that it was not my dog but my sister
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jun 14, 2010 20:46:35 GMT -5
My life feels as if it's booked by Jim Cornette.
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Post by Alucard on Jun 14, 2010 22:05:51 GMT -5
Dude...my life is already enough like that.  |
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Jun 14, 2010 22:17:33 GMT -5
I feel like right now Kevin Sullivan booked my life.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jun 14, 2010 22:23:07 GMT -5
Sometimes when I feel rebellious, I feel like Raven guest booked my life. He would give the insights, and advice to outside sources.
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jun 14, 2010 22:24:07 GMT -5
I'll be wrestling David Flair over whether I got Stacy Keibler pregnant or not in a "DNA Match".
Yes my life is THAT stupid.
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Jun 14, 2010 22:36:53 GMT -5
I'll be wrestling David Flair over whether I got Stacy Keibler pregnant or not in a "DNA Match". Yes my life is THAT stupid. Would not be to bad. At least if I was a suspect of getting Stacy pregnant it would mean I slept with Stacy. |
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Post by thatguybayne on Jun 15, 2010 1:03:26 GMT -5
The new kitten I just got would suddenly break character and cut a shot promo about how much her gimmick sucks and that from now on she's just going to be herself... A crotchedy cigar smoking primma donna.
During sex my fiancee would break character and ask how her selling is.
My fiancee would give birth to a hand which makes me suspect she's having an affair with my lover... My right hand!
One day I'd be out for a walk and a speeding car would swerve (SWERVE!) to avoid hitting a dog and hit me instead killing me instantly. I've lived a pretty good life so I end up in heaven and as I walk through the pearly gates I see a man in a white hooded robe who obviously must be God. I approach him to ask why he saw fit to take my life at such a young age only for him to pull back to hood to reveal himself to be... Vince McMahon! "It was me Stephen! It was me all along!"
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jun 15, 2010 1:18:52 GMT -5
During sex my fiancee would break character and ask how her selling is.  |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 15, 2010 9:42:33 GMT -5
Now that I think about it, any girl I wind up talking to, that could lead to something winds up with a Russo swerve after a couple days.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jun 15, 2010 9:52:56 GMT -5
I'd be fighting all of my brothers in a Remote on a Pole Match.
My life needs moar Russo.
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jun 15, 2010 19:27:53 GMT -5
I'll be wrestling David Flair over whether I got Stacy Keibler pregnant or not in a "DNA Match". Yes my life is THAT stupid. Would not be to bad. At least if I was a suspect of getting Stacy pregnant it would mean I slept with Stacy. Yeah but I have to go through David Flair! And I'm allergic to stupidity! |
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