The Official RAW is BULL**** Thread for 9/18/06

[Ass Dan]

From wwe.com, the breakfast of champions:

The fallout from Unforgiven
September 18, 2006

John Cena, the new WWE Champion, will be on RAW one night after defeating Edge at Unforgiven. Last night, Cena beat the Rated R Superstar in his hometown of Toronto in a fierce, body bruising Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. Cena was able to reclaim the WWE Championship after giving Edge an FU off of the top of a ladder and through two tables. The win at Unforgiven keeps Cena from relocating to SmackDown and puts the most coveted prize on RAW back around his waist. Will Edge have anything to say to the new WWE Champion? Does Cena have a message for the Superstars of RAW now that he’s not going to SmackDown?

D-Generation X fought their way through ECW’s World Champion Big Show and the McMahons in a Hell in a Cell Match at Unforgiven, but the victory wasn’t the only reason DX had to cheer. HBK and Triple H ruined Mr. McMahon’s morale when they thrust the Chairman’s face into Big Show’s exposed backside. What will the most powerful man in sports-entertainment have to say about the public humiliation he suffered at the hands of DX?

A rematch of Unforgiven will take place on RAW, as Kane will once again meet the undefeated Umaga. Last night, the Big Red Machine and the Samoan Bulldozer battled to a double count out when the physicality of their match brought both mammoth Superstars out of the ring for too long. The question of which is the more dominant – the Big Red Machine or the Samoan Bulldozer – has yet to be determined. Will we find out on RAW?

For all the answers, tune in to RAW Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[samachine]

I'm not watching it. Unforgiven last night wasn't even GAB quality

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

I'll do exactly what I've been doing for the last month.

Keep it on picture-and-picture while I play Resident Evil 4 or something, watch anything involving Umaga and Flair, and then turn it off.

[gshman]

Man, people being hateful today...

[amsiraK]

I'd much rather watch RAW for free than dish out 40 bucks for last night's Raw Plus.

[Michael Coello]

karisma888 said:

I'd much rather watch RAW for free than dish out 40 bucks for last night's Raw Plus.

Would have even watched a PPV match for free, too(Kane vs Umaga)

If the match actually ends up better than the PPV version, that will be sad.

[Warwolf]

I'm actually going to watch Raw the entire way thro0ugh without having to turn off the TV when Edge is on it, cause finally we have a WWE Champion again.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

warwolf said:

I'm actually going to watch Raw the entire way thro0ugh without having to turn off the TV when Edge is on it, cause finally we have a WWE Champion again.

Heh. True.

I'll take Cena over Edge any day.

[mrmeh]

vanvader said:

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

Sort of like why Booker faced Rey the smackdown before the ppv.

[Warwolf]

vanvader said:

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

Cause Vince has been going senile for some time now. It started the night of New Year's Revulsion with that crappty ending to what was otherwise a fine main event.

[Banned Member]

So Womens title tournney time?

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

samachine said:

I'm not watching it. Unforgiven last night wasn't even GAB quality

What the hell is wrong with you, you must be the biggest mark! Last nights ppv was a VERY good ppv. You probly didnt even pay for it probly. Just sad all around if its that bad STOP WATCHING ALL TOGETHER DO US ALL A FAVOR BECAUSE THE NEGATIVE CRAP IS OLD EMO.

[gshman]

vanvader said:

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

That's actually pretty standard fair these days. One match at the PPV will have a dopey ending because they want to keep extending the feud, so they'll have a "PPV Rematch" the next week.

Of course, for Raw it's even more insane because the match occured little more than 24 hours ago.

Though I'd mark like a little girl if Umage and Kane fought back down the ramp to the ring as if they'd been fighting ever since the double count-out.

[Cactus Jack]

themercenary said:

So Womens title tournney time?

Hope so.


VICTORIA!

BETH PHOENIX!

et al.

[#Classic Hi-Definition X]

vanvader said:

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

I don't get that either. It kinda defeats the purpose of getting people to order the PPV if they're going to get it for free the next day.

[Michael Coello]

marzvon said:

samachine said:

I'm not watching it. Unforgiven last night wasn't even GAB quality

What the hell is wrong with you, you must be the biggest mark! Last nights ppv was a VERY good ppv. You probly didnt even pay for it probly. Just sad all around if its that bad STOP WATCHING ALL TOGETHER DO US ALL A FAVOR BECAUSE THE NEGATIVE CRAP IS OLD EMO.

Who peed in your Lucky Charms?

[samachine]

marzvon said:

samachine said:

I'm not watching it. Unforgiven last night wasn't even GAB quality

What the hell is wrong with you, you must be the biggest mark! Last nights ppv was a VERY good ppv. You probly didnt even pay for it probly. Just sad all around if its that bad STOP WATCHING ALL TOGETHER DO US ALL A FAVOR BECAUSE THE NEGATIVE CRAP IS OLD EMO.

..If I was a mark why would I say that it was trash? And plus you can't call someone an emo when you obviously have no clue what it means.

[Jeff Mack]

Steelers on MNF > Cena as champ

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

gshman said:

vanvader said:

Wait, why do they give away free matches the NIGHT AFTER it happened on PPV?

That's actually pretty standard fair these days. One match at the PPV will have a dopey ending because they want to keep extending the feud, so they'll have a "PPV Rematch" the next week.

Of course, for Raw it's even more insane because the match occured little more than 24 hours ago.

Though I'd mark like a little girl if Umage and Kane fought back down the ramp to the ring as if they'd been fighting ever since the double count-out.

That would be solid.

Is RAW taking place in the same arena?

If not, it would be even funnier. They could be brawling on the airplane, and then show an outside shot of the plane veering from side to side ...