Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 24, 2010 2:13:45 GMT -5
A phone interview, really, for a director's job in Austin. First step in the process. It's been a few years since I've had to do one of these and I suck talking to people on the phone. Anyone want to wish me well or give me some last-minute advice?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 24, 2010 2:15:41 GMT -5
Good luck!
If you wear slacks make sure you "shake" well after using the restroom.
Pee is an automatic no-hire. Trust me. :-\
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 24, 2010 2:21:00 GMT -5
Good luck! If you wear slacks make sure you "shake" well after using the restroom. Pee is an automatic no-hire. Trust me. :-\ Again, might not be a problem. It's a phone interview. I plan on wearing Spider-Man Underoos the whole time. However, I am NOT letting the person I'm interviewing with know that.  And thanks, Corny. |
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Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Jun 24, 2010 2:25:36 GMT -5
Ask them what they're wearing, and if they don't play along, offer to tell them what you're wearing. Sexily. Also let them know you have a robe and wizard hat that you're willing to put on at any point in the conversation. Have an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board ready by the phone just in case you want to know who their daddy is (and what does he do). |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 24, 2010 2:51:47 GMT -5
Good luck. My best advise is to not be me :B
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 24, 2010 4:53:00 GMT -5
Don't nod along to what they're saying they can't see you, or is it just me that does that?
Also don't speak too fast.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 24, 2010 5:18:22 GMT -5
Relax
You'll be fine
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 24, 2010 6:07:05 GMT -5
Don't call your employer a skank. Also,Good Luck.  |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 24, 2010 6:22:30 GMT -5
Don't tell the Interviewer that in five years you see yourself doing their Wife/Son.
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Post by Red Impact on Jun 24, 2010 10:18:29 GMT -5
in all seriousness, make sure you're not distracted during it. They can tell if you're eating/peeing/watching tv/etc. while you're doing it. Research the people/company interviewing and, if you think it'd be valuable, jot down some things you want to talk about and answers you might give beforehand.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 24, 2010 11:19:26 GMT -5
Don't tell the Interviewer that in five years you see yourself doing their Wife/Son. how is it that someone always manages to post exactly what I'm thinking? |
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 24, 2010 13:44:44 GMT -5
Don't tell the Interviewer that in five years you see yourself doing their Wife/Son. This truely is a post that I would give 5/5 stars to if we had such a system. |
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