Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 24, 2010 16:57:45 GMT -5
Shouldn't be too hard, plus I need cheering up.  GO! |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 24, 2010 17:16:11 GMT -5
once upon a time there were vampires...
the end.
Do I win?
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
Posts: 2,093
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 24, 2010 17:17:39 GMT -5
once upon a time there were vampires... the end. Do I win? Yes...for the moment anyway. |
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Post by Orange on Jun 24, 2010 17:21:09 GMT -5
Writing a better fanfic than "My Immortal" is either impossible, or really easy, I can't decide ;D There won't be one that is more ridicolous I can guarantee that.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jun 25, 2010 13:41:43 GMT -5
I have this idea where the forces of the world come together to unite. SHIELD unites with HYDRA, GI Joe joins forces with Cobra, Optimus Prime and the Autobots come rolling up with the Decepticons arriving my air. Eventually, the Punisher, Wolverine, Ghost Rider, Solo, The Hulk, Deadpool, The A Team, and a slew of others. They band together to turn the Twilight Vampires into paste. The first 1/4 of the story would be the setup and the rest of it would be the payoff, with the deaths coming left and right, but each one is drawn out in great, torturous detail.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 25, 2010 13:47:10 GMT -5
Once upon a time, a Vampire sucked somebody's blood. Sadly, it was during daylight and since Vampires don't actually sparkle, it melted then everyone involved exploded. Then boobies and ice creams were served to all survivors.
The end.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 25, 2010 16:44:42 GMT -5
Mr vampire found out that the nice new neighbour across the street was a werewolf this made him mad as it might effect the price of his property and bring down the tone of the neighbourhood.
At first he let all his frustrations go into his love slave but it wasn't enough. However after watching Mrs slave seductively eating chocolate he decided to send her around to Mr Wolf to welcome him to the street.
After spending all day with the wolf she went home to her master leaving Mr wolf with a slab of chocolate and a promise that her husband was never home until late. Mr Wolf sat on his sofa eating the chocolate dreaming of the next day.
Mr Wolf then went to the woods to transform, it hurt him very much, then the chocolate in his stomach poisoned him and he died.
Count Chocula was so happy that he saved the value of his home that he rolled out his werewolf extermination plan across the country in cereal form.
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Post by thatguybayne on Jun 26, 2010 22:52:51 GMT -5
Mine would be a Twilight fanfic in which Jethro Gibbs from NCIS smacks Edward in the back of the head to make him stop glittering and then makes him get a haircut.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 26, 2010 22:58:35 GMT -5
Mine would be a Twilight fanfic in which Jethro Gibbs from NCIS smacks Edward in the back of the head to make him stop glittering and then makes him get a haircut. Gibbs should just be transported to every single TV show/book/series/whatever. He'd be capable of solving whatever problem exists in any universe, guaranteed. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 26, 2010 23:39:11 GMT -5
Chapter One:
My name is Hope Destiny Faith Charity Providence Happenstance Part 6. I am a vampire. And a wizard. And a ninja. And part Avatar monster. Also I have black and purple hair. In both places. And big boobs. And my ass is actually another set of boobs, only not as big as my other boobs.
I am in love with a Leprechaun. Who's also a girl. Well, she used to be boy, but she became a girl, but she still has a big wiener. We are in love, but are love can never be because of the infamous war between vampire wizard ninja Avatar monsters and Leprechauns.
One day, while I was going to the Hot Topic to buy a ridiculously tight pair or booty shorts to show off my ass boobs, I saw a clan of flying exploding head monkeys fall out of the sky. "Noooooo!!!!!!" I cried, but they came anyway.
The monkeys would fly at people and then grab them by the head, and explode them. But I made a force field around myself so they couldn't get me and then used a fire spell to kill them.
Then I decided to get some ice cream afterwords.
END OF Chapter One
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
Posts: 2,093
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 27, 2010 6:48:43 GMT -5
Keep it up guys, I wanna read more flawless masterpieces!!
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slashandburn
Team Rocket
Look Vegeta! A pokemon...I'm gonna catch it...
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Post by slashandburn on Jun 27, 2010 7:09:39 GMT -5
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Post by thatguybayne on Jun 27, 2010 7:13:06 GMT -5
Mine would be a Twilight fanfic in which Jethro Gibbs from NCIS smacks Edward in the back of the head to make him stop glittering and then makes him get a haircut. Gibbs should just be transported to every single TV show/book/series/whatever. He'd be capable of solving whatever problem exists in any universe, guaranteed. Good idea. After he's done with Cullen he can go after that woman who's always asking where the beef is.  I literally Lol'd over this. Nice one. ;D |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Jun 27, 2010 7:41:41 GMT -5
Chapter One: My name is Hope Destiny Faith Charity Providence Happenstance Part 6. I am a vampire. And a wizard. And a ninja. And part Avatar monster. Also I have black and purple hair. In both places. And big boobs. And my ass is actually another set of boobs, only not as big as my other boobs. I am in love with a Leprechaun. Who's also a girl. Well, she used to be boy, but she became a girl, but she still has a big wiener. We are in love, but are love can never be because of the infamous war between vampire wizard ninja Avatar monsters and Leprechauns. One day, while I was going to the Hot Topic to buy a ridiculously tight pair or booty shorts to show off my ass boobs, I saw a clan of flying exploding head monkeys fall out of the sky. "Noooooo!!!!!!" I cried, but they came anyway. The monkeys would fly at people and then grab them by the head, and explode them. But I made a force field around myself so they couldn't get me and then used a fire spell to kill them. Then I decided to get some ice cream afterwords. END OF Chapter One BRILLIANT |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Jun 27, 2010 8:06:20 GMT -5
Mine would be a Twilight fanfic in which Jethro Gibbs from NCIS smacks Edward in the back of the head to make him stop glittering and then makes him get a haircut. Gibbs should just be transported to every single TV show/book/series/whatever. He'd be capable of solving whatever problem exists in any universe, guaranteed. I still want to see a crossover with CSI Miami. Gibbs going head to head with Horatio Caine on a case would be a license to print money. The first time that Caine tries to be a tough guy and Jethro goes upside his head would make me mark out like a 12 year old. And the bonus would be that more than likely Abby Sciuto would beat the crap out of Calleigh Duquesne for being so annoying, then she'd show her how a firearms lab should be run. |
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