Soultastic
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Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 5, 2009 15:58:53 GMT -5
I was thinking about asking someone to teach me how to make them. Either that or inventing a machine that materializes brownies from the internet. A man can dream... Sucks that you're still a little sick, but at least you're better now. /captain obvious That would be amazing if a machine were built that can make things from the Internet materialize in front of them. I'd probably break it with all the things I'd want. lol Not anything, just brownies. Anything would be too dangerous. Imagine if we gave that kind of technology to a 15 year old boy. Parents would sue. And I don't even want to think about what certain site whose name begins in 4 would do. It's too risky damnit! OK, just brownies AND cakes. Just as long as there are no dead hookers inside the cake.
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Post by cruiserfan on Oct 5, 2009 16:05:56 GMT -5
I just want cuddles. That aside, I'm happy alone.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 5, 2009 16:14:06 GMT -5
I just want cuddles. That aside, I'm happy alone. Sounds like a job for a prostitute.
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Post by OblivionSorceress on Oct 5, 2009 18:26:03 GMT -5
That would be amazing if a machine were built that can make things from the Internet materialize in front of them. I'd probably break it with all the things I'd want. lol Not anything, just brownies. Anything would be too dangerous. Imagine if we gave that kind of technology to a 15 year old boy. Parents would sue. And I don't even want to think about what certain site whose name begins in 4 would do. It's too risky damnit! OK, just brownies AND cakes. Just as long as there are no dead hookers inside the cake. Hmmm...that is true. OMG!! Can we add tacos to the things that it can materialize?! Ohhh and hot buffalo chicken! ;D
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 5, 2009 18:28:15 GMT -5
Not anything, just brownies. Anything would be too dangerous. Imagine if we gave that kind of technology to a 15 year old boy. Parents would sue. And I don't even want to think about what certain site whose name begins in 4 would do. It's too risky damnit! OK, just brownies AND cakes. Just as long as there are no dead hookers inside the cake. Hmmm...that is true. OMG!! Can we add tacos to the things that it can materialize?! Ohhh and hot buffalo chicken! ;D Ok, any type of food is allowed, but I repeat, NO DEAD HOOKERS (I don't think you'd want that, but lets face it, it's the internet).
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Oct 5, 2009 18:28:57 GMT -5
If a machine like that existed I wouldn't care if I ever stopped being single.
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Post by OblivionSorceress on Oct 5, 2009 18:30:41 GMT -5
Hmmm...that is true. OMG!! Can we add tacos to the things that it can materialize?! Ohhh and hot buffalo chicken! ;D Ok, any type of food is allowed, but I repeat, NO DEAD HOOKERS (I don't think you'd want that, but lets face it, it's the internet). Yeah....I can agree with you on the dead hookers. None of them. >.<
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 5, 2009 18:36:32 GMT -5
you can keep your star trek style food replicator, i'll have a star trek style holodeck.......
imagine how much fun that would be,
what?
i want to re-live some of the football matches from the early 90's.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Oct 5, 2009 19:26:25 GMT -5
All of those brownies makes me remember how danged lucky my bro is; he found himself a girl who loves to cook that sort of thing.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Oct 5, 2009 20:20:50 GMT -5
So I went to Taco Bell today and the cute girl I've had my eye on was working drive-thru (which means I won't get to talk to her). But she did look back at me and I gave a quick smile and wave, but got nothing. Turns out she was looking past me to see what was going on with a meeting taking place amongst some of the workers in the dining area and didn't even notice me. I felt kinda dumb, like when you try to high-five a friend only to realize they don't even know you're in mid-high-five, so you try to play it off like no one noticed, which they probably didn't, but you still feel dumb for doing it.
Bah, I wish I had more options. There's a few new cute girls at work but I've made the mistake of dating a co-worker before. Never again, which sucks because I work with a bunch of hotties.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Oct 5, 2009 20:23:09 GMT -5
Well, crap. That sucks, dude; it's like a bad movie moment.
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Post by theryno665 on Oct 5, 2009 20:29:21 GMT -5
Yeah, I waved and I kinda stood there like a goon for a second waiting for a smile and wave back but realized that she wasn't even looking at me. One of those moments where it only took like 3 seconds but felt like a minute.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Oct 5, 2009 20:44:13 GMT -5
hey fellow single people, I still happen to have the number to a girl who wronged me a couple years back on my phone... I'm wondering if I should wait a couple more years before I give a call or if I should just delete the number all together.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Oct 5, 2009 20:48:27 GMT -5
Delete. Delete delete delete.
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Post by OblivionSorceress on Oct 5, 2009 20:50:15 GMT -5
Yeah, delete that number. You don't need that.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 5, 2009 20:52:20 GMT -5
Yeah, delete it. And bring more brownies.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Oct 5, 2009 20:56:10 GMT -5
for the record I'm not giving her a call to reconnect.
I'm giving her a call to freak her the snork out.
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Post by OblivionSorceress on Oct 5, 2009 20:56:19 GMT -5
Yeah, delete it. And bring more brownies. Who to bring more brownies?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 5, 2009 20:58:17 GMT -5
Hey guys! I made some stew for everyone.
I call it "Dead Hooker Surprise", wait until you find out what the surprise is!
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Oct 5, 2009 20:59:15 GMT -5
Hey guys! I made some stew for everyone. I call it "Dead Hooker Surprise", wait until you find out what the surprise is! the girl whose number I still have on my cellphone?
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