Delia!! Noooooo! How could you?!

[mrmulluk]

I followed delia's advice for delicious soft boiled eggs, and they came out hard-boiled!

Now how can I dip my soldiers in? Answer that delia!

Instead of charging forward and breaching the defences, coming home heroes drenched in yolk my troops now just bounce harmlessly off the top of an impenetrable rubbery fortress.

How can I go to work now with this rage and resentment eating me up inside?

Now I understand why Johnny Cash wanted to shoot her.

"One more time, Delia's gone, delia's gone..."

Any other crappers experienced kitchen based treachery?

[The poster with no name]

I burned mac and cheese

[Kris Kobain]

I set my mom's kitchen on fire when I was in high school.
Does that count for anything?

[Grendel]

I'd like to add to this thread, but I've been cooking since I was 6 with no major catastrophes.

[mrmulluk]

It wasn't a catastrophe, I just felt betrayed by one of Britains most loved cookbookpeople. Betrayed i tells ya.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

I actually came in here intending to post the "Delia's Gone" video, but you beat me to punch with the quote.

[Deleted]

Jul 5, 2010 1:49:16 GMT -5 The poster with no name said:

I burned mac and cheese

I burned Easy Mac.

[4real]

"Where are you mrmulluk? Let's be having you!!"

[mrmulluk]

Jul 5, 2010 15:52:47 GMT -5 4real said:

"Where are you mrmulluk? Let's be having you!!"

Oh It's on now!

It's on. Me and you Delia. With your not properly soft-boiled eggs.

Crappers place your bets!

mrmulluk 6 feet tall 17 stone and 25 year old bearded male, a hungry fighter, a cunning fighter making his debut against a middle aged woman. His debut against the queen of the soufle, Norwich City's premier football hooligan, 'Dangerous' Delia Smith.

Book it.