Down with Stilted Writing!

[MrBRulzOK]

I do believe in all honesty that such forms of long and drawn out communication through a series of words of punctuation is quite unnecessary, if I do say so myself...

Get to the damn point. There's a difference between using the thesaurus as a guide and using it as a bible. Sentences are meant to communicate; they are not meant to dazzle and wow you with how pretty and complex they look. No sentence should rely on one hundred adjectives for a single word. Reading it should not be a chore; Listening to it should not be a bore. Make your point and end it.

Whose with me?

[Kris Kobain]

I would just be happy if people used full words and used the correct words. As in who's rather than whose.
Kidding.
I don't mind the long drawn out sentences too much. I use them sometimes myself but only in a sarcastic sense. Usually when I'm mocking people who use them all the time to try to make people think they're smart.