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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 19, 2006 13:23:29 GMT -5
 Edge: Regret Nothing. Fear Loss. But then if you lose, you will have no regrets. So why would you fear loss if there are no regrets involved? *Cena's head explodes*  Edge: This is what you get for getting Peanut and Pink-Haired Girl thrown out last night!  Cena: Why are we holding hands? HHH: Man law.  Los Boricuas were back and ready to kick ass.  Umaga fell for the old "My boot is a phone" trick  Estrada: No no no! Please stop!!!! Seriously, I didn't take your nose, it's just a trick with my hand. If you'd just stop and free my hand from your armpit you would see that.  Joey Styles: Brian Lee just threw Tommy Dreamer right into that metal door!  Flair: I loved you on the Real World. Johnny: Why thank you....wait a second. That guy's on Smackdown!  It's so nice to see Johnny putting over younger talent on Raw.  Now that the rabies had made him insane, Melina did the humane thing and put the final two bullets in Nitro.  With one swift move Johnny Nitro transforms into Beaver Cleavage 2K6 when he starts calling Melina "mommy" and she starts using spit to clean his face.  Chris Masters: Oh my god! Carlito is kicking my ass! Wait a second, that's not me at all, that's Randy Orton.  Vince: BAAAAAACKKKKK Body Drop!  What you don't see if Shelton Benjamin behind him sticking a gun in his ribs. Shelton: Hey! That's racist!!!  Lita would have to try a lot harder to prove to all of us that she can fly.  Candice practices for her new job as the "No Daddy!" girl  It always freaked out the other Divas when Lita took her dentures out.  John Cena IS Baron Överbheit!  Triple H gives Edge the Pedigree while Shawn Michaels accidentally touches the electrified ring rope.  Cena: You mean Triple H is Straight Edge too? Wow!  HBK: The rings of Saturn! Cena: It washed up on shore, I swear! HHH: Aye! I'm Fonzie!  HBK: I'm having a heart attack..... Cena: What the heck is the white smoke ribbon behind us for? I mean I know a red ribbon is for AIDS but what's this one for? HHH: ACK!!!! There goes my other quad!!!!! |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 19, 2006 13:29:03 GMT -5
If you say this using AAE's voice, it becomes ten times funnier. Great stuff.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Sept 19, 2006 13:49:21 GMT -5
Kane: You! You're the guy who stole my wallet last night! Nitro: The truth is, I pawned the real IC title for this fur coat. This belt is just a replica. Orton: But it looks so real..... Randy Orton had had doubts about buying the new Carlito-shaped Reclining chair, but no longer. Chris Masters had always hated playing human pinata, especially if a stoned Jeff Hardy was the pinata. Candice just discovered it's possibe to get an STD just by being near Lita's crotch. Lita: Right there! That's where I gave Orton herpes! Wrestling fans around the world turned suicidal, and the IWC self-imploded, as the awful announcement became clear: Cena had joined DX! Yes most of(If not all) those suck, no I can't be bothered coming up with anything better. |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 19, 2006 14:10:24 GMT -5
The casting decisions for the Live Action Teen Girl Squad were not well-recieved. Johnny: GAAAAA!!!! (offscreen) Kenny: What? Johnny: He showed me Space Mountain! Here, Nitro and Melina re-enact how to wait near a hole in the ice for a seal to pop up and club it to death. Nitro: Apparently they tried to get the paint out but it just doesn't work. Orton: Actually, there's a reason the paint didn't come out... Hardy (offscreen): THAT'S MY PAINTING, MAN! Carlito and Randy Orton demonstrate how IKEA designs their furniture. Melina: I'll work the jaw if somebody does the funny voice! Candice finally learns there is such a thing as too much plastic surgery when her spine collapses. The impact of the Pedigree was so great, the shockwave sent Shawn Michaels flying over the top rope. |
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Post by shiranui on Sept 19, 2006 14:23:45 GMT -5
Ozzy Osbourne (second from left) and his new band, on tour starting tomorrow night! Umaga: WHY DID YOU BREAK IT? Kane: I... I... Umaga: WHY DID YOU BREAK IT? Kane: *whimper* Nitro: And now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Well c'mon! Jeff: Oh crap, I totally mistimed this Shooting Star Press. It's fun to stay at the YMCA! |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 14:53:08 GMT -5
Cena: I'm sorry to say your results were positive Edge: I knew it would happed soon Lita: Guess sex is off the menu now Edge: Cena if i have to watch your movie then so do you HHH: Dude last night was great Cena: Don't mention it, the pain is still there Kane:See their not fakes thier real AAE: I TAKE IT BACK, MANOS ISN'T BETTER THAN SEE NO EVIL Umaga: Nobody nicks my kebab Good lord what did maleena eat Nitro: This is the Intercontinental Championship[/img] RKO: So it does exist WWE's new Chiropractor was a bit excentric That tickles you little monkey Lita: If edge wont give it to me Candice will Cade's B.O was that strong even cena sold it Edge & HHH's breakdancing didn't help the raw ratings HHH: Ummmm EMT's please Cena: Is Edge OK HBK: I think he's dead Cena: See i'm champion, i'm just as important as these two HBK: You wish Motorhead's Debut didn't go as planned |
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kevinhardy
Dennis Stamp
Because I can become a better Champion than this person.
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Post by kevinhardy on Sept 19, 2006 15:41:44 GMT -5
whats next?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Sept 19, 2006 15:56:00 GMT -5
cena: dude if your done with her, i'll give her a good home. Edge: i want my money back from watching the marine..... Cena: its not even out yet! Edge: yeah i know but i wanted to be first inline for refunds. HHH: Vince said i had to help you across the road and not into the ring or HHH: wow its true you do have to hold his hand through a match, thanks iwc you were right. group: oh no his head exploded kane's trick of putting glue in umaga's face paint backfired they arent real cuban cigars, so i cant get you any..... honest Kane: god i'm knackered, dont mind if i just have a quick nap do you? umaga:dude the camera is still on us...... johnny: flairs man boobs are hypnotising me.... must loose the match..... must loose match. johnny: he rubbed his man boobs on my face. melina: must shoot the fuzzy caterpillar. nitro:look deep into the gold, listen to my words..... you will stop with the rest-holds, you will stop with the rest holds.... melina:your sweating, let me get that... orton takes rest holds to a new level proving once and for all that hypnosis doesnt work. hardy: oh crap not again...... can someone help me down? guy's im stuck, help........ Edge's farts are so strong that hbk's wig is blown off. Cena: tee hee, they forgot im here...... HHH:maybe if i ignore him he'll go away HBK: i'm too old for this s*** HBK: who's the dumbass in the middle? HHH: ignore him he'll go away .........eventually........i hope. OMGZ!!!??!!?!?!111 c3n@ b0tch3s cr0tch ch0pping!!!!onezes!!! |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 19, 2006 15:58:01 GMT -5
Lita: If edge wont give it to me Candice will I was thinking about the same thing.  Everyone was a bit despointed about the ratings... Melina shows us her pet hedgehog. Orton : Wow ! Nice belt ! Vince ( offscreen and suddenly poping out from nowhere ) : TITLE DAMMIT ! TI-TLE !!Jeff Hardy can balance himself with his hair. Lita : Edge, I wasn' t exactly thinking about this when I asked you to interfere in the match... Lita : Hey ! Hey ! You' ve got a piece of salad stuck between your teeth ! |
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 19, 2006 17:14:12 GMT -5
Orton: MUST... NOT... TOUCH... UN-SHINING... THING...
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 19, 2006 20:41:22 GMT -5
bump
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Post by shemmy86 on Sept 19, 2006 20:48:32 GMT -5
Getting to second base with Kane was nothing like Armondo Alejandro Estrada was told. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 19, 2006 21:09:10 GMT -5
Melina Has dumped Johnny Nitro for her new boyfriend....  Silver The Hedgehog |
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Post by Shy Guy on Sept 19, 2006 21:09:13 GMT -5
chris masters wasn't sure if he wanted to try position 436756874635873 from the karma sutra |
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Post by jamofpearls on Sept 19, 2006 22:40:55 GMT -5
what happens when Melina shaves her lady parts. |
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Sept 19, 2006 22:55:42 GMT -5
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 23:08:12 GMT -5
Edge: I would spit on you, but I would probably get kicked out of the building. Cena: Thank you, sir! May I have another!? In an act of bravery, Triple H and John Cena came out of the closet and announced that they are gay and in love. It was a great moment in RAW history. But, Stephanie was sure pissed! As they looked at their opponents, Cade and Murdoch couldn't help but think about making Cena and D-X squeel like pigs. Kane: Could you get that gum off my boot? Umaga: Sure, no problem. Estrada: Are joo going to get rid of me like joo did with Imposter Kane? Kane: I can hear the ocean! Umaga: Oooh! Let me hear! Flair: Which one are you? Johnny: To be honest with you, I don't know. Johnny was soon regretting riding Space Mountain. Johnny Nitro: Where are your contacts, again? Melina: I'm pointing at them! Look up! Randy Orton: I can see my reflection in your belt! Orton: WOW! My back feels a lot better! Carlito: No problemo. Jeff Hardy: Hey Carlito! Can you do me in a few seconds!? Nitro: I WIN! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving the arena for no raisin! Ladies! Please wait until the match is over to have a live sex celebration. Oh, what the hell! Go on and get naked! Candice: OW! Someone shot me in the butt with a tranquilizer dart! Lita: I see him! Lita: Does this look like a cold sore? John Cena: I need to brush more often. Now, Triple H was regretting taking Viagra before the match. Shawn Michaels: WOW! B.O.! Cena: You're telling me! X-Pac: Dammit! I should be there! (cries in his pillow) Shawn: Don't worry guys. I will pray for your gay souls. But, I'm going to pray for Kanyon's first because asked befor you guys. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 20, 2006 9:59:26 GMT -5
CENA: "If you keep picking at that thing, it'll never heal." EDGE: "Don't worry about my arm!" CENA: "...wasn't talkin' about your arm...." MURDOCH: "Edge! You're on the wrong side! Come around back here....and enjoy the view. Yeeeeeehaaaaw!" And as Cena and Triple H held hands, a feeling that they denied for so long would no longer be held back. Filming for the New Addams Family began today with the cast shown here (Left to right) Fester, Morticia, Gomez, and Cousin It JAMAL: (Thinking) ".....I wonder what Rosey is doing now? He is missing ALL of the fun!" KANE: "Ass Kicking No.5! Come here, Lou Bega!" ARMANDO: "My name is..." KANE: "Shut the f*** up!" KANE: "....it's the hinges. They need to be replaced." UMAGA: "I hate to correct you, but it just needs some oil." KANE: "You are so far off. I just replaced my roll down door last winter and if I hadn't..." UMAGA: "Agree to disagree." JOHNNY: "Ref! He's got a foregin object in his tights! I just kicked it!" FLAIR: "...that's not brass knucks....WHOOOO!!" JOHNNY: "....I forgot to TIVO "Dancing With The Stars"! Motherf*****!" NITRO: "God....please let me not botch this match, let me hit my marks....and please, give this broad larengitis. Thank you." BRICK NITRO: "...this jacket is itchy. I pooped this belt. Randy, I am extending you an invitation to the pants party." Try the new Carlito Pilates program! Every Monday night on RAW! Work out that body to the extreme! BRICK NITRO: "I don't know what we're celebrating about!" LITA: "...so I said "drop your pants and put it right here, Vinnie Mac". Wait...we're live? Damn it!" The WWE's reworked version of Three Count was destined to hit snags as three new members couldn't sing or handle the choreography. |
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mike5286
Don Corleone
Just another pretty face
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Post by mike5286 on Sept 20, 2006 11:24:50 GMT -5
If you say this using AAE's voice, it becomes ten times funnier. Great stuff. So are you Cheech or Chong. |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
