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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2010 21:13:44 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread 5 Let's keep it kayfabe here, K?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 16, 2010 4:32:40 GMT -5
Once in a lifetime, a person comes along who is able to transcend everything that has come before, and become immortal. The most beloved man in the WWCF is going to Gookermania to break Man in Black's iron grip on the Interforum Title.
When I first came back to WWCF, after being begged for months by the fans, the refs, and hell, even the other wrestlers to come back and bring some class to this organization the way only the Wrestling Messiah can, I was shocked. You people booed me after everything I had done for you!
I showed you people that dreams can become true. When I first came here, I was just like you - poor, ignorant, and worse, proud of it. I decided I needed a change, so I went and EARNED a fortune, through my blood, sweat and tears. Now look at me. The Wrestling Messiah is the fastest rising superstar in this federation. When I win that ten pounds of gold at Gookermania, I will finally be rewarded for all my hard work, all my effort, and my long climb to the top.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 16, 2010 9:02:09 GMT -5
Arrr.......just......Arrrr.........
Mah partner's gone AWOL, Hangman's being his usual silent self, and now I hear Square took his ball and went home. Now.....I don't have a Tag Title Match at GookerMania......Hell I don't even know if I have a Tag Match at NiteRaw! Well, I plan on making the best of this bad situation. General, when last we met, we didn't have a match.....we had a FARCE....a slap in the face to the WWCF Galaxy. What do you say General? You....Evil M......and the Nautical Nightmare at the Grandest Stage of 'em all? Three-Way Dance? No titles, No Gimmicks, You can even make it Match of Honor Rules. Just 3 Men that want to bring the house down and if you still want to retire General.....we'll send you off in a blaze of glory.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 16, 2010 21:06:28 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]BRB: Well, Metal, you really beat me down. You enjoy your Hardcore title shot, because I'm a different man now. That's just not my style. But you know what? I think I'll start training in the other direction.
That's right; I'm talking about the Championship of Honor. I don't want weapons, I want my health! And I want your belt, Evil M. You may have your hands full at Gookermania, you may have evaded Sparks, but it's gonna be me, BRB, who gives you your comeuppance at last in front of millions around the world.
And Vokoun, I don't know who this Storm Maestro guy is, but Mister Fats has a lot of money and he can buy some pretty good men, so you just watch yourself.[/glow]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 17, 2010 5:56:56 GMT -5
Every man on the roster of the WWCF has his price...
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 17, 2010 8:20:05 GMT -5
(we see Fred Neric outside a sports good store) Fred Neric - Ladies and Gentlemen I have received an anonymous tip from someone telling me to be outside this very sports store here in Parts Unknown at this time. I've been waiting here for half an hour and I don't know what this is all about, but as soon as a story develops, I will be right on it...speaking of which, is that? No it couldn't be. (we see The Sam leaving the sports good store holding several bags of items. fred approaches him) Fred Neric - The Sam? What are you doing here? Where have you been? The Sam - Never mind that you pencil necked freak. I have something important to say. Fred Neric - What is it? Why do you have to make that statement here? The Sam - I will explain if you listen. Now, everyone is talking about how "This guy has taken his ball and gone home" or "This guy has taken his ball and gone home". Well you know what? Unless WWCF became baseball league while I was gone, wrestling does not need a ball. But since everyone is shocked about these lack of balls in WWCF, but believe me, these people would be shocked to find water at the beach, I have gone out of my way. And through my kindness, I have purchased some balls for WWCF. (The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out a soccer ball) Here you go, this is a soccer ball for all you cry babies out there. (The Sam pulls out a tennis ball) And here is a ball that's green and fluffy, hours of fun for idiots. (The Sam pulls out a basketball) Here is a ball that won't hold a grudge. (The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out nothing) I guess that's all the balls I got in my bag. (a hand reaches off screen and taps The Sam on the shoulder revealing Balls Mahoney) Oh wait, here is my good friend Balls Mah- (Balls cuts off The Sam) I mean, here is my good friend. Ballz Mahogany. Good to see ya Ballz. (Ballz nods his head in approval) So there you go. We now have enough balls to fill a globe. Now lets get back to doing what we do best, kicking balls!...i mean, kicking ass! Oh, and Caleb? Good luck this Monday. You're gonna need it. (The Sam and Ballz walks away, possibly to get some delicious quiznos sandwhiches.) Fred Neric - This is Fred Neric, signing off.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 17, 2010 14:17:21 GMT -5
(we see Fred Neric outside a sports good store) Fred Neric - Ladies and Gentlemen I have received an anonymous tip from someone telling me to be outside this very sports store here in Parts Unknown at this time. I've been waiting here for half an hour and I don't know what this is all about, but as soon as a story develops, I will be right on it...speaking of which, is that? No it couldn't be.(we see The Sam leaving the sports good store holding several bags of items. fred approaches him) Fred Neric - The Sam? What are you doing here? Where have you been?The Sam - Never mind that you pencil necked freak. I have something important to say.Fred Neric - What is it? Why do you have to make that statement here?The Sam - I will explain if you listen. Now, everyone is talking about how "This guy has taken his ball and gone home" or "This guy has taken his ball and gone home". Well you know what? Unless WWCF became baseball league while I was gone, wrestling does not need a ball. But since everyone is shocked about these lack of balls in WWCF, but believe me, these people would be shocked to find water at the beach, I have gone out of my way. And through my kindness, I have purchased some balls for WWCF.(The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out a soccer ball) Here you go, this is a soccer ball for all you cry babies out there.(The Sam pulls out a tennis ball) And here is a ball that's green and fluffy, hours of fun for idiots.(The Sam pulls out a basketball) Here is a ball that won't hold a grudge.(The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out nothing) I guess that's all the balls I got in my bag.(a hand reaches off screen and taps The Sam on the shoulder revealing Balls Mahoney) Oh wait, here is my good friend Balls Mah-(Balls cuts off The Sam) I mean, here is my good friend. Ballz Mahogany. Good to see ya Ballz.(Ballz nods his head in approval) So there you go. We now have enough balls to fill a globe. Now lets get back to doing what we do best, kicking balls!...i mean, kicking ass! Oh, and Caleb? Good luck this Monday. You're gonna need it. (The Sam and Ballz walks away, possibly to get some delicious quiznos sandwhiches.) Fred Neric - This is Fred Neric, signing off. DeSam is funny guy. Ah see why Little Naitch hire him. He do crazy things to keep Naitch from thinkin 'bout how dis Monday NiteRaw Ah goin to snap his spine like celery stick in submission match. But don't worry, Sam: after Little Naitch retire Ah give you job. You know good Boudreaux/Thibodaux jokes?
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 17, 2010 15:11:20 GMT -5
(we see Fred Neric outside a sports good store) Fred Neric - Ladies and Gentlemen I have received an anonymous tip from someone telling me to be outside this very sports store here in Parts Unknown at this time. I've been waiting here for half an hour and I don't know what this is all about, but as soon as a story develops, I will be right on it...speaking of which, is that? No it couldn't be.(we see The Sam leaving the sports good store holding several bags of items. fred approaches him) Fred Neric - The Sam? What are you doing here? Where have you been?The Sam - Never mind that you pencil necked freak. I have something important to say.Fred Neric - What is it? Why do you have to make that statement here?The Sam - I will explain if you listen. Now, everyone is talking about how "This guy has taken his ball and gone home" or "This guy has taken his ball and gone home". Well you know what? Unless WWCF became baseball league while I was gone, wrestling does not need a ball. But since everyone is shocked about these lack of balls in WWCF, but believe me, these people would be shocked to find water at the beach, I have gone out of my way. And through my kindness, I have purchased some balls for WWCF.(The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out a soccer ball) Here you go, this is a soccer ball for all you cry babies out there.(The Sam pulls out a tennis ball) And here is a ball that's green and fluffy, hours of fun for idiots.(The Sam pulls out a basketball) Here is a ball that won't hold a grudge.(The Sam reaches into his bag and pulls out nothing) I guess that's all the balls I got in my bag.(a hand reaches off screen and taps The Sam on the shoulder revealing Balls Mahoney) Oh wait, here is my good friend Balls Mah-(Balls cuts off The Sam) I mean, here is my good friend. Ballz Mahogany. Good to see ya Ballz.(Ballz nods his head in approval) So there you go. We now have enough balls to fill a globe. Now lets get back to doing what we do best, kicking balls!...i mean, kicking ass! Oh, and Caleb? Good luck this Monday. You're gonna need it. (The Sam and Ballz walks away, possibly to get some delicious quiznos sandwhiches.) Fred Neric - This is Fred Neric, signing off. DeSam is funny guy. Ah see why Little Naitch hire him. He do crazy things to keep Naitch from thinkin 'bout how dis Monday NiteRaw Ah goin to snap his spine like celery stick in submission match. But don't worry, Sam: after Little Naitch retire Ah give you job. You know good Boudreaux/Thibodaux jokes? You better believe I got a joke for you bub. There once was a guy named Caleb Fourchon. And one day he said "Immah gonnah be-ah wrassalarah" before saying something about a spicy meatball. And after winning several pie eating contests he finally made it to the big time, WWCF. However he eventually made his first big mistake, and that was standing across the ring from "Mr WWCF" himself, former world champion, former tag team champion, Littlenaitch. You know the punchline dontcha? Cause i'll tell ya. This Monday night, Littlenaitch, the master of the figure 4 leg lock, snaps Calebs legs like Randy Savage into a slim jim ooh yeah dig it and sends Mr Fourchon back to Lithuania or Paraguay or Downtown Newark or whever he's from. Laugh it up big guy! Cause it might be your last chance! Ha ha ha ha!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 17, 2010 17:45:37 GMT -5
DeSam is funny guy. Ah see why Little Naitch hire him. He do crazy things to keep Naitch from thinkin 'bout how dis Monday NiteRaw Ah goin to snap his spine like celery stick in submission match. But don't worry, Sam: after Little Naitch retire Ah give you job. You know good Boudreaux/Thibodaux jokes? You better believe I got a joke for you bub. There once was a guy named Caleb Fourchon. And one day he said "Immah gonnah be-ah wrassalarah" before saying something about a spicy meatball. And after winning several pie eating contests he finally made it to the big time, WWCF. However he eventually made his first big mistake, and that was standing across the ring from "Mr WWCF" himself, former world champion, former tag team champion, Littlenaitch. You know the punchline dontcha? Cause i'll tell ya. This Monday night, Littlenaitch, the master of the figure 4 leg lock, snaps Calebs legs like Randy Savage into a slim jim ooh yeah dig it and sends Mr Fourchon back to Lithuania or Paraguay or Downtown Newark or whever he's from. Laugh it up big guy! Cause it might be your last chance! Ha ha ha ha! How would you like a place in my completely legitimate operation?
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 17, 2010 18:45:27 GMT -5
Coming soon: Stay tuned for right after this weeks Monday NiteRaw as you will see WWCF's resident reporter unveil his newest editorial, hot off the presses. Chronicling one of the most anticipated matches heading into this years GookerMania.
A Story that deserves to be... on page one.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 17, 2010 22:51:51 GMT -5
Arrrrr..................
Monday NiteRaw, where dreams are Made.....but unfortunately the man made for chasing them is nowhere to be found. That sadly leaves poor old me possibly without a partner going up against The Pride & Story. I may be the greatest Pirate to enter a wrestling ring, but it would take more than a rum-guzzling scalawag like me to stand a ghost of a chance.
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Shannon Gay
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by Shannon Gay on Sept 19, 2010 22:41:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I'd just like everyone to know that I am Shannon Gay! The Greatest! The Whitest! The Northiest! Is that a word? Northiest? Well, I'll make it a word! Webster's got nothing on me! Anyway, I AM the most intelligent wrestler in WWCF, and I WILL be respected! Soon, there will be Gay pride parades in WWCF and everyone will know exactly who I am. It's only a matter of time, but of course, some of you idiots are too stupid to see greatness when it is presented to you! They will never learn, and they'll always show up. I'm sooo sorry for not posing for you idiots every 5 seconds. Sorry for actually caring about Professional Wrestling, and I'm sorry for being so... so... Gay! Well, either accept it, or be DESTROYED DESTROYED DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!![/glow]
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 19, 2010 23:06:00 GMT -5
Coming soon: Stay tuned for right after this weeks Monday NiteRaw as you will see WWCF's resident reporter unveil his newest editorial, hot off the presses. Chronicling one of the most anticipated matches heading into this years GookerMania. A Story that deserves to be... on page one. *Coming soon* A new performance from Jazzman, a musical journey to one of the most hotly anticipated showdowns in WWCF history
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2010 21:34:48 GMT -5
Caleb, I have a lot of respect for you and the relatively large amount of noise you've made in your short tenure here at WWCF. Let me make one thing clear, though.
If you ever interfere in another one of my matches, I will lock you into The Bedtime Story and drive every last breath of oxygen out of your body. It's not a threat, it's a f***ing promise. Stay out of my way, hot shot, or I'll make god damn sure you don't even get an opportunity to get a hold of Jackson.
I'm willing to chalk this up as over excitement from a young rookie trying to make a name for himself. In that case, I encourage you to look at what happened to Ganzobomb when he tried to make a name for himself on my dime. It wasn't pretty. In fact, fans often call it my finest work. The point is this, he's not around these parts anymore. I have the power to destory your career in one fell swoop, kid. Don't make me abuse that power. I don't want to. I really don't.
It's nice to see Jessica again. She's a nice girl, just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It's cute that my name's in her mouth though. She's been so far out of my mind that I forgot she was the CEO. Remember, girlie, I still have those two ringside tickets for you.
*Viva holds up the envelope, opens it, takes out the two tickets, shakes them, and puts them on the table in front of him.*
The truth is clear, I didn't need Caleb tonight to beat that glorified Shaft, "Damn Right" Jackson. I had him in my sights and I was ready to put him to sleep, but that bastard f***ed it up. So now, I have to settle with my word, and I don't like that.
Seth, since you became the CEO of WWCF, I've just wanted one thing from you, your respect. I wanted you to acknowledge that I was good enough to be the face of this company, of the WWCF brand. You know what I got from second one of minute one of hour one of DAY one?! I got laughed out of your office. Told I needed to earn my way. TOLD THAT I WAS A FLASH IN THE PAN. So what did I do? I went out there and I earned my shot at a championship belt by becoming the reigning King of Wrestlecrap, and I'll be good GOD damned if I didn't do it legitimately, or "With honor."
And again, I'm told I'm a fluke. I'm told I don't have what it takes to become champion, just enough to become his second fiddle. I'm again laughed out of your office. So I ended the career of the champion at the time, Aaron Enigma, and I took his belt from him FAIR AND SQUARE. I didn't cheat, I didn't abuse my power, I simply bettered him.
I got my belt stolen from me from a punk prick named Jay Carroll, one who isn't even around to watch me climb my way back to my second title reign, and rather than having my situation understood, you chalked it up to your previous notions being correct.
All I wanted was acknowledgement on a professional level, and you refused. So now? I'm making you put your money where your mouth is. I know how badly you want to your skinny little chicken fingers around my neck, and I know that if I don't show to Gookermania? Your night's ruined. So with that said, I want a shot at the WWCF title if I win. Since you're so confident, this shouldn't be a problem for you. The ball's in your court, boss. I hope to see you Sunday.
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Post by Shannon Gay on Sept 20, 2010 21:54:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Starshine, you piece of crap! You had to low blow me from behind to pick up a win? DAMMIT, THIS WAS MY OPPERTUNITY!!! My chance to make a name out of myself, and you had to ruin everything!!! Tyfo, I respect you. I know what it's like living in a suck hole like Dallas. I lived their for 14 years! It's hell! It's full of stupid idiots who only cheer for the guys with the cowboy hats and say "YALL" in every sentence! Starshine, you Australian PUNK!!!! I'm about to take your spotlight! I will become the Hannah Montana of this sport, and I will do whatever it takes to go to the top even if that means I have to low blow YOU!!! [/glow]
[Shannon Gay cuts the rope that is around his ankles and he falls to the floor]
[glow=red,2,300]Starshine, this is serious! You pissed me off more than anyone has ever done!! You're on my list, and you will soon be DESTORYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!![/glow]
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Post by hossfan on Sept 20, 2010 22:01:45 GMT -5
Caleb, I have a lot of respect for you and the relatively large amount of noise you've made in your short tenure here at WWCF. Let me make one thing clear, though.
If you ever interfere in another one of my matches, I will lock you into The Bedtime Story and drive every last breath of oxygen out of your body. It's not a threat, it's a f***ing promise. Stay out of my way, hot shot, or I'll make god damn sure you don't even get an opportunity to get a hold of Jackson.
I'm willing to chalk this up as over excitement from a young rookie trying to make a name for himself. In that case, I encourage you to look at what happened to Ganzobomb when he tried to make a name for himself on my dime. It wasn't pretty. In fact, fans often call it my finest work. The point is this, he's not around these parts anymore. I have the power to destory your career in one fell swoop, kid. Don't make me abuse that power. I don't want to. I really don't. *Caleb is in the locker room icing down his leg* Why are people so ungrateful?
Mah next match at Gookermania. It is Money in de Bank or Bust ladder match. De rules are confusin, but dis is whut Ah figger out. Dere are four cases hangin over ring. Three of those cases got title shot deals in dem. De udder has a pink slip, so if dat the one you open it means you fired. Crazy match, no?
Dere are seven udder wrasslers in Money in de Bank or Bust. A lot of dem Ah fight before. All of dem deserve to be gone more den me. Just look: *counts off with his fingers* Little Naitch? Old. Metal? Like bad music. Dave Von Halen? Dress funny. Starshine? Talk funny. *long pause* Who Ah forgettin? Don't matter none. Dem not as fast or strong like Caleb Fourchon. Monday at Gookermania Ah fight dem and take one of dem cases and git title shot. Know whut? Maybe Ah take dem all. Um, 'cept de one that make you fired. Ah give dat to Little Naitch.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 20, 2010 22:15:13 GMT -5
Heh...just take it man. YOU CAN HAVE THAT INTERFORUM SHOT!!!! Even ignoring the fact, that I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT A SHOT AT THE INTERFORUM CHAMPIONSHIP.....but Storm Maestro...just knock yourself out with it. Enjoy it because it's gonna be your only shot at any title. My only concern right now is you Amigo. Amigo...when are you EVER gonna learn that doing these things are only gonna make me madder...and madder...AND MADDER!!!! At first Amigo, I simply wanted my belt back, all I wanted to do was beat you...but now...I WANT YOU DEAD!!!! I WANT YOU WIPED OUT OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!! And after you distracted me and cost me my match....I just saw you there...laughing. Laughing like a stoner at Woodstock. I think I must have gotten a Vietnam like flashback in my head, because I all I could hear was the laughing school children...laughing adults...just...laughing at me. Amigo, you represent everything that I hated growing up as a child. You represent all the stuck up, arrogent, pieces of S*** that used to taunt me everyday. I'm not gonna bore you fans, with my backstory, I've already explained it to you. But I just want to explain to you fans...of how much I hate Amigo's guts. And at Gookermania III, in front of the largest audiance in history, Amgio. All those fans are gonna be screaming for YOUR HEAD AMIGO!!! For years they have waited for someone to shut you up, once and for all!!! FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIFES THEY WILL GET THE CHANCE TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE WANTED TO SEE FOR THREE YEARS!!!! That is...to see you hauled away in a body bag...in a black coffin in the long black hearse. And everyone one of those fans in that arena will wait for your burial. They will all get in line....they will get in line..TO PISS ON YOUR GRAVE AMIGO!!!!! And on that grave Amigo...the epitah will read..."Here lies. John S. Amigo. He was killed at Gookermania III in a Chicago Deathmatch on September 27th, 2010. But this time...a Deathmatch....TRUELY MEANT DEATH!!!!!'[/color]
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 20, 2010 23:59:45 GMT -5
(we see The Sam in the empty Parts Unknown arena looking around at the seats) ...Gookermania 3. The grandpappy of them all. Where it all begins again, again. It's at this very event where I have created someof the most memorable moments in WWCF history. And come this Sunday, I plan on making more history. Now my man may not be in the Main Event but he is going to be in a match that's just as important. The Money in the Bank or Bust match. Now I believe it was at Gookermania 1 when my client, Tromboneman, won the very first MITB match. And now 2 years later, Mr WWCF himself, Littlenaitch, will become the MITB winner. I've been helping Naitch over these past few months to get his stride back and become champion once again, and this my friends is the next step towards that goal.
Now let's take a look at the other participants. Ryan Starshine, I like Mr Starshine and I would consider him a real contender for the Briefcase. D-Day Dave, I don't wanna talk about the man who got me fired from WWCF so I'll leave that alone. Metal, I'm oretty sure I sure him selling bootleg T shirts outside of the arena once. Caleb Fourchon, now I know we don't see eye to eye especially after this weeks match. But I will give you some kudos for giving a valiant effort in the Submission match. Shannon Gay, I'm as open minded as the next guy but I don't see him winning this. The Hangman, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HANGMAN! Tyfo. Now I know Tyfo and I have a past. And I consider Tyfo a good friend. But i'm not here in WWCF to try and relive the past. I'm not here to settle old scores. I'm here to help Naitch. And that's why I won't be in Tyfo's corner this Sunday. That said, if there was anyone else who I'd want to win this match, it would be Tyfo.
I'm sure all these guys have their agendas and plans for this match. But I know they won't come to fruition. See, this is Naitch's time at the top. He's going to win the match, win the title and finally people will know what I've known for 3 years, Littlenaitch is MR WWCF!
My name is The Sam and that's my 3 cents.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2010 8:35:35 GMT -5
At Gookermania, your Wrestling Messiah will make history The richest wrestler alive will finally have even more gold to call his own. Man in Black, I hope your are polishing up that belt, because I plan on wearing it after our match. And after that? Whitey, Inc. has several up and comers, and several main eventers begging to be a part of the greatest corporation in wrestling, who are ready to take their careers to the next level. and make more money than they have ever earned before.
The Wrestling Messiah knows every man's price
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2010 10:00:12 GMT -5
Evil M is in his study, flipping through legal books.
Gotta find a loophole. Gotta find some way out.
M closes the book he's currently reading and reaches for another, when he notices the Championship of Honor laying on the desk.
It can't end this way. It won't end this way.
M holds the belt tight, then kisses it.
My precious. I'll never let you out of my sight. Oh no. Oh no...
M hugs and kisses the belt as the camera fades out.
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