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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 16:39:32 GMT -5
Petey with a canadian suplex
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 26, 2010 16:40:11 GMT -5
Petey with a dropkick!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 16:40:21 GMT -5
Jest Harvey with a Whimper in the Wild.
Get it? GET IT?!?!?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 26, 2010 16:40:57 GMT -5
Petey with the Double Canadian Destoryer
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 16:46:54 GMT -5
Jeff with Sliced Bread #2
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 16:52:12 GMT -5
Petye hist a jawbreaker, then a dropkick. Petey whips Hardy into the corner but Hardy jumps to the top rope and hits the Whisper in the Wind! Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Petey counters out, kicks Hardy low and hits the Canadian Destroyer! 1-2-3! JB: Here is your winner, Petey Williams! Tenay: That's a huge win for Petey Williams! West: You think he's ready to challenge for the X Division title now? Tenay: After that performanece, I'd say so. *Leather n' Lace are shown in the back. Lacey is bandaged up, obviously still feeling the affects of Daffney's attack last week. * Do you not SEE yet?She didn't realize. She probably didn't even know I came down there at the time. So... she's about to get cut up with a piece of mirror... you run down to save her undeserving ass... Angelina bails... Daffney locks you into the straightjacket... Angelina looks directly at you, then turns and leaves. How did she "not know" you were there?She had just gotten hit by a toolbox! She was probably disoriental!! ...disoriented?That too! *sigh* Why can't you see through all this...crap... that she is feeding you. Since day one, Angelina has cared about one thing and one thing only... herself. She blindsided you in the 4 corners tag team match. She has swindled you... us... out of our tag team title opprotunity. She blamed YOU for THEM not winning the titles. She was going to allow Velvet to cut off all your hair. She hit you with a steel chair. She left you high and dry at the mercy of Daffney. She has not once has she come out to celebrate with you in the ring. And now, she and Velvet have once again twisted things around and now have wormed their way into a shot at the Women's Tag Team Titles. Titles WE own right now Lacey. She is NOT your friend Lacey. How is this not adding up for you!? You just... just don't understand her... Funny, I was just going to say the same thing to you. Lacey, for the sake of our team, and these tag team titles... you better get your head straight... and soon! *Traci leaves as the scene fades to black*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 16:55:03 GMT -5
Okay, how'd ya do it?
For Legal reasons this is more if I did it this is how I WOULD have done it.
...alright, how would you have beaten Rob Van Dam if you did...even though the whole world saw it happen two weeks agp.
My lawyer tells me deny everything and confirm nothing and they can't pin shit on me.
So what? Am I supposed to go out there and just get my ass kicked or somethin'? I mean, we both know I'm gonna win, but you gotta have some secret for beatin' him.
Go fer the legs and kneecap that hippie Tony.
Now was that so hard? I mean, damn, you're actin' like I'm askin' you to give him a dirt nap or some shit.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT PHRASE MEANS AND HAVE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.
Is he insane?
Quite possibly, yes. But we prefer the term paranoid.
Well, you're on national television talking about kil...
NO ONE USED THAT WORD!
CHECK HER FOR A WIRE. NOW!
Look at this outfit, where am I gonna hide a wire?
Don't give him a setup. He's given full cavity searches for less in the past. Besides, you're the one making accusations.
You two were the ones talking about dirt naps!
It's a, uh....spa thing. Yeah, that's right, a spa treatment. Helps with, eh...exfoliation, and other things of that nature.
Great for the porns I heard.
Not the word you're lookin' for, I think. Then again, I suppose in a way it could be good for that.
What?
It makes the skin better. Generally improves physical attributes. That would in most situations make a porn star look better, would it not?
I guess.
Good. Now that just leaves one question...
WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK?!?!?
You're still doing that?!?
Wait she talks? I thought that was just you Ventriliquilizing over there and all. Who's paying her to talk? For that matter who taught her to do that I thought we bought her from the Old Country?
I wish, then she'd know her damn place. I did the best I could on short notice. She's from New York, man.
WHAT!? THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU SHE'S PRACTICALLY A DAMN SCAB!
Yeah, yeah. Don't remind me. I didn't have time to find someone proper for the role.
I'm right here.
Good for you. Now get the case and get ready for my match.
f***ing scab if these were the old days we'd cut the scabs ball and tackle off and feed it to a goat.
At least that's how we WOULD have done it.
...............................
Yeah, tradition's a bitch.
The scab's making me sick so I'm leaving bye.
Alright, go ahead. I'll catch up after I take down RVD. Then we gotta talk about when we're cashin' in that bad boy.
*Guido exits.*
...he scares me.
Yeah, you'll get used to it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 16:57:58 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from Little Italy, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Tony Luke!
JB: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA Tag team Champions, Rob van Dam!
Tenay: I'm sure Van Dam, along with the other half of High Flight, Jeff Hardy, is eagerly anticipating the Gauntlet match later tonight to determine the #1 contender for the tag titles. West: But first he's got to deal with Tony Luke. Tenay: And with the FBI holding those breifcases, this could be an indication of things to come.
Tony Luke v RVD 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 16:58:28 GMT -5
I just want to give TTS credit for the word Ventriliquilizing.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 16:58:47 GMT -5
RVD with a Van Jobbernator
Or Tony Luke with a suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 16:59:06 GMT -5
Oh, and Luke with a Force Choke. (Which is just a Guillotine Choke.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 16:59:10 GMT -5
I also think it's funny that the FBI don't know the name of their own valet but JB does.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:00:06 GMT -5
RVD with a Van Jobbernator Or Tony Luke with a suplex. There's no multiple choice voting, you have to pick one.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 26, 2010 17:01:29 GMT -5
Van Dam hits a botched split legged moonsault.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:02:22 GMT -5
RVD with a Van Jobbernator Or Tony Luke with a suplex. There's no multiple choice voting, you have to pick one. He was doing one of those "Vote for the other guy by saying a 'move' the first guy does". He's just not very good at it. Like, for example, RVD headbutts Luke's feet. Or in other words, Luke hits a dropkick. And they do know her name, PN. They're just assholes.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 26, 2010 17:04:28 GMT -5
RVD with Rolling Thunder!
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 17:04:49 GMT -5
There's no multiple choice voting, you have to pick one. He was doing one of those "Vote for the other guy by saying a 'move' the first guy does". He's just not very good at it. Like, for example, RVD headbutts Luke's feet. Or in other words, Luke hits a dropkick. And they do know her name, PN. They're just assholes. Gee thanks Tank... I thought it was funny.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:05:55 GMT -5
He was doing one of those "Vote for the other guy by saying a 'move' the first guy does". He's just not very good at it. Like, for example, RVD headbutts Luke's feet. Or in other words, Luke hits a dropkick. And they do know her name, PN. They're just assholes. Gee thanks Tank... I thought it was funny. Well, Van Jobbernator just wasn't very clear. I wasn't trying to be a jerk about it. I was just clarifying.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:10:08 GMT -5
I honestly thinght Van Jobbinator was one of those random things shouted in his TNA theme.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 17:10:23 GMT -5
Gee thanks Tank... I thought it was funny. Well, Van Jobbernator just wasn't very clear. I wasn't trying to be a jerk about it. I was just clarifying. Eh! It's cool, it was a reference to that Carlito parody tna theme.
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