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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:11:56 GMT -5
I honestly thinght Van Jobbinator was one of those random things shouted in his TNA theme. Van Damninator. Van Terminator. Van Crushinator. Van Assassinator. ......don't ask me how or why I know that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:13:34 GMT -5
Tie-breaker: Tony Luke with an "I already wrote the finish" plex
Tony Luke goes for a crossbody but Van Dam slams him down. Van Dam then hits the Rolling Thunder. As RVD goes for climb to the top rope, Becky jumps up on the apron, distracting Van Dam. This allows Tony Luke to roll Van Dam up with a handful of tights. 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Tony Luke!
West: And Tony Luke wins! I guess that means we got new champiosn whenever they decide to cash in. Tenay: Well Toiny Luke only won thanks to Becky Bayless. It may be a different story when it's 2-on-2 for the titles.
*The cameras cut to Mr. Anderson, who is not in a good mood.*
Last week... last week... I was robbed of my WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship shot. I was the one who was named number one contender, not Morgan, not Lethal and not Angle. I should be the one main eventing Bound for Glory. Still, you know what they say. Every cloud has a silver lining and now come October 8th, I get to end Kurt Angle's career once and for all inside the Six Sides of Steel. Now I know some of the crazy stuff Angle's done in the past when it comes to cage matches but one moonsault isn't going to be enough to keep me down. Kurt, you think No Surrender was bad. It's nothing compared to what happens at Bound for Glory. You career is on it's death bed and I will be the one to pull the plug.
As far as tonight goes, I make an example of Brian Kendrick and prove that once again, I am above everyone's level in this darn company. You wanna know why? Because I am...
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR ANDERSON!
And don't you dare forget it.
ANDERSON!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:15:26 GMT -5
Well, Van Jobbernator just wasn't very clear. I wasn't trying to be a jerk about it. I was just clarifying. Eh! It's cool, it was a reference to that Carlito parody tna theme. Ah, that's what I was thinking of. No wonder I got confused.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:15:42 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And his opponent, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Well as we found out last week this rivalry between Kurt Angle and Mr Anderson will end at Bound For Glory inside the six sides of steel. West: That is gonna be brutal.
Mr Anderson v Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 17:16:56 GMT -5
Vanity dictates I vote for myself.
Kendrick with a NO-SQUASH Kick.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:19:11 GMT -5
Mr. Kenandersondy attacks Kendrick's fist with his face.
See, OB, THAT'S how it's done. ;D
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 26, 2010 17:20:19 GMT -5
Anderson with a low blow.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:28:17 GMT -5
Anderson ducks a superkick and hits the Mic Check. 1-2-3! (what do you want from me, I'm getting tired) JB: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson! Tenay: Well Anderson gets the victory tonight but it'll be a different matter when he's in the Six Sides of Steel with Kurt Angle. West: There'll be nowhere to run and nowhere to hide! *Lacey is shown walking down the hallway in the back. She hears some voices from behind the Beautiful People's lockerroom door and she peers in.* I still can't believe that Zombie witch! Coming at you with a broken piece of mirror like that! Yea, I was never so scared before. The Beautiful People depend on their looks, and Daffney threatened that! I know! But at least we got a tag team title shot because of it. Leather n' Lace's title reign will be short... that's for sure!Wait... Lacey is tag champ?Yea, they won it two weeks ago at No Surrender. And tonight, I'm going to take Traci out. Hobble her before our title match. She'll be easy pickings then. And who knows... if she's too injured, she wont be able to wrestle, and they will just have to HAND us the belts. *Lacey is shown to be getting very upset over hearing this* We will do no such thing, Velvet! I can't believe you. *Lacey begins to smile as Angelina berates Velvet's idea.* There is no reason to attempt to injure Traci. We are the Beautiful People. We are much better than that! *Lacey smiles big and begins hopping with excitement* Why work so hard for something that we already are guaranteed? *Lacey stops and listens closely* Remember, Lacey... my biggest fan... my BFF is on that team. We don't have to worry about Traci. I'll just go to Lacey right before the match, and say *mockingly cries* "Oh, i can't believe my career has taken such a plunge. If I can't win tonight, I might as well just retire, cause my career is over". And make her lay down for us! That's right! That nitwit will buy it hook, line and sinker. I know!She's been eating out of my hand for months! I never thought playing along with miss "I wanna be just like you when I grow up" would work out so well for us. Our title match at Bound for Glory is going to be a piece of cake. *Lacey looks shocked and dejected as she turns and leaves, leaving the two unknowing Beautiful People laughing.*
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:30:15 GMT -5
You could've at least posted that you voted, PN.
Since you didn't it looks like you just said "Screw it" to the match's voting, because Kendrick was winning.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:31:11 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Angelina love, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
JB: And her opponent, from St. Marys, Ontario, Canada, she is one half of the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Traci Brooks!
Tenay: Well apparently the Beautiful People have earned another shot at the Women's Tag Titles, if you can call it that. West: What, it's only fair after what Angelina went through.
Traci Brooks v Velvet Sky 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:32:04 GMT -5
You could've at least posted that you voted, PN. Since you didn't it looks like you just said "Screw it" to the match's voting, because Kendrick was winning. I thought you voted for Anderson?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:32:23 GMT -5
Traci with the World's Boobiest Slam.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:32:52 GMT -5
You could've at least posted that you voted, PN. Since you didn't it looks like you just said "Screw it" to the match's voting, because Kendrick was winning. I thought you voted for Anderson? ....you didn't even read the vote, did you?
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Post by OB91 on Sept 26, 2010 17:34:44 GMT -5
Traci botches a punch and kicks Velvet instead, in homage to Lacey.
Also. Brian Kendrick got screwed! BAH GAWD KEENG! Oh wait, I'm in the wrong building, sorry folks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:34:46 GMT -5
I thought you voted for Anderson? ....you didn't even read the vote, did you? I did, I thought you were doing your "vote for the guy without voting for him" thing you've done before.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:36:04 GMT -5
....you didn't even read the vote, did you? I did, I thought you were doing your "vote for the guy without voting for him" thing you've done before. I stopped doing that when Matt Morgan stopped being pushed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:37:56 GMT -5
I did, I thought you were doing your "vote for the guy without voting for him" thing you've done before. I stopped doing that when Matt Morgan stopped being pushed. No matter how it was worded, it was still Wrestler A hits a move on Wrestler B which under the rules would be a vote for Wrestler A.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 26, 2010 17:38:53 GMT -5
I stopped doing that when Matt Morgan stopped being pushed. No matter how it was worded, it was still Wrestler A hits a move on Wrestler B which under the rules would be a vote for Wrestler A. Well, in a case such as that, it's been understood as a vote for the other guy in WCWWE.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 26, 2010 17:40:39 GMT -5
Traci with the Brooks Him, Dan-O! (Hurricanrana)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 26, 2010 17:41:13 GMT -5
No matter how it was worded, it was still Wrestler A hits a move on Wrestler B which under the rules would be a vote for Wrestler A. Well, in a case such as that, it's been understood as a vote for the other guy in WCWWE. When exactly?
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