Unforgiven Caption Thread (350% More Man Ass!)

[lildude8218]

There was only one way to get Jeff Hardy down from his high when he thought he was a flamingo.



Jeff leaps at Nitro as Casper, the not-so-friendly ghost, bites Jeff on his ass.



Extreme Birthing, this Winter on Spike TV



Don West: SPIRAL TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lita: Look, I don't understand why you're both so upset. You know the old saying "What happens at Denny's, stays at Denny's."



Fight Night Round 7 for the PS9 looks amazing!



I paid $75 for this Cirque du Soleil ticket and can't help but feel a little ripped off.



I think this animated gif is broken...



I never thought I'd see a ventriloquist dummy used as a foreign object.



Rory: But all the spoilerz said we'd win!



After the Fingerpoke of Doom from [insert left member's name here] the Spirit Squad Shirts and The Spirit Squad Skins got back together in the biggest swerve in the history of our sport.



HHH: Is it safe?
Vince: IT's SAFE!!!! IT'S SAFE!!!!!!



Next week on Cops...



In an amazing feat of strength, Vince s***s out an entire cameraman.



HBK: NEAR! *runs back 50 feet* FAR! *runs forward 50 feet* NEAR!



Shane still refused to take his medicine.



ANGLO SLAM!!!!



Vince: Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth!



Looks like Kevin Thorn got himself a piece of The Big Show



You know, on second though, the ending of The Blair Witch Project IS really f***ing scary!



Vince was shocked when he put his ear up to it and heard The Ocean......by Led Zeppelin.



Shane: A jagerbomb every 15 minutes for 3 hours was a REALLY bad idea. (Based on a true story)



Shane: I shouldn't have focused so much on falling off that 20 foot ladder...



Swerve! Shawn Michaels has joined D-Generation Triangle.



Vince: Must you build that birdhouse NOW?



Seriously, couldn't Trish's last match have been a Wet T-shirt contest?



Bull Nakano was back and hotter than ever



Mena Suvari stars in the Trish Stratus Story



Trish: Yes yes, applaud my ass, thank you!



Trish: WOOOOOO!! SPRING BREAK!!!!!!



This was several hours before Trish filed that restraining order against Adam Sandler.



Trish: ET Phone Home!



Randy Orton stars in How to Eat Fried Worms II



Is Toronto some new 7 footer that Vince is thinking of signing?



JR: BAH GAWD! CENA'S DENTURES FELL OUT ONTO EDGE's HAIR!!!



Fan in the background: YAY! I just bought a toilet seat!!!



And with one swift movement, Arthur pulled the sword from the stone and became king of all the land.



Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!! Tommy Dreamer just went through 4 tables!!!



Cena was sooooo embarassed that his dad shows up wearing nothing but a trenchcoat.



Cena: Man, now I gotta go home and badmouth how bad of a decision this was on the internet.

[gorydaze]

McMahon spreading AIDS via bladed forehead

[Ultimo Chocula]

Goodbye, erection! I'll see you in ten years!



"If you ain't down with Jesus....."

[CrazySting]

Shane felt sick after having all those bottles of J.R BBQ sauce..

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

Lita: Ok Matt, you can take me from behind while I suck Jeff's.........
Matt: We've already done that Lita
Jeff: Yeah, we just wanted you to settle a bet between me and Matt
Lita: Ok, sure
Matt: Whose was bigger, me or Jeff's
Lita: Actually, El Dandy was the biggest
Jeff: Damnit! I can't believe I doubted El Dandy!

[captainfancy]

WWE.com posted a LOT of pictures of Big Show's ass.

[FHgrad99]

Sorry if they suck.




Vince thinks he's going through the Holland Tunnel.

or

Vince put a quarter in the Big Show's mouth and he's taking a virtual tour of the Big Show's bowels and colon.

[Blackholestar-Marzvon's daddy!]

PERRY FERREL WAS AT UNFORGIVEN?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Fans were confused and disgusted when Kane and Umaga started belting out a cover duet of Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual"

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Trish : Sting is STILL in the building !



This fan was obviously very proud of his joke of removing the toilets when Cena was about to drop a massive s***



Soon on WWE : Trish Stratus takes both Rock' s and Undertaker' s gimmicks back...



The WWF ( no, not this one, the World Wildlife Fund ) starts a new campaign against cruelty to animals...

[Ace Diamond]

Nitro: Oh yes, fly away so I can't swat you like a wasp-AHHH GIANT EAGLE!



Jeff: That really hurt! I'm going to have a lump there you bloody idiot! Who uses a boot? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
Melina: I am a woman!
Jeff: No, I am reasonably sure you are a monkey.



Matt: So, you were wrong, the three of us being backstage at once didn't cause the universe to implode on itself
Jeff: Pay up
Lita: Um...sure, I'll have the money...LOOK A DISTRACTION.

(yeah I know it wasn't a good one)



Multiple Man does his best Ichiro and JBL at the SAME TIME!



Vince: This is the worst Viewmaster EVER.



Cena: HOW ABOUT NOW? IS IT PAINFUL LOOKING NOW!?
Edge: Ow goddamn it yes! now let go you've had me in this for 2 hours!



This summer, John Cena IS TJ Hooker!

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

At this embarressing moment, Big Show can take solace in the fact that it was Vince's head and Vince's original choice, Gonzo The Muppet.


Shane McMahon's days in Oz were not that fun.


Shawn Michaels knew he should not have said I dont know


Shawn Michaels refused to job to Shane McMahon in the first ever Kiss My Foot Match Inside of a Hell In A Cell


It was at this moment that Vince McMahon regretted his decision to allow the Big Show to eat some tacos before the match


Trish: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!


Edge (Offscreen): For the last time Cena, you are not a member of the Dukes of Hazards.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Randy knew he shouldnt have asked the Boogeyman for kissing lessons.


Robby thinks he sees a Banshee.


Trish Stratus has stolen Queen Sharmell's tiara!!!!

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

aodpilot said:

Matt: So, you were wrong, the three of us being backstage at once didn't cause the universe to implode on itself
Jeff: Pay up
Lita: Um...sure, I'll have the money...LOOK A DISTRACTION.

(yeah I know it wasn't a good one)

I disagree Even though I first thought Matt was actually talking to Jeff ;D




To show that he felt no pain, Edge started imitating Hulk Hogan while being locked in the hold... which really seemed to piss off Cena

[amsiraK]

Bah Gawd, Kang.



Vince was willing to pay the price to get revenge on everyone who complained about having to see HIS ass on TV.

[shemmy86]

Big Show was in the middle of 12 hour birth of a baby elephant during this fabled hell in a cell

-or-

This week on National Geographic, the intensive labor of the albino assed elephant.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

OK not to interrupt the flow of the captions but I just have to stop and say WHAT THE f*** IS THIS? I'm glad I didn't pay to see that.

[plushtar]

lenny said:

OK not to interrupt the flow of the captions but I just have to stop and say WHAT THE luv IS THIS? I'm glad I didn't pay to see that.

Ironically that is the best caption of the thread.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Johnny Nitro: Maybe we shouldn't have drank Willy Wonka's experimental soda.
Jeff Hardy: Yeah, that was a bad idea.



For a moment, Johnny thought Jeff was an angel.



The WWE is going to give Jeff Hardy a Nutcracker gimmick.



Johnny: Is this how you do the Swanton?
Jeff: No!



Don West: Melina is hitting Jeff with her boot...IN THE FACE!!!!



Lita: Look, since I'm with Edge now, I decided to give you guys back all those tapes of our threesomes.



Kane: I'm the COW!
Umaga: I'm the COW!
(a cookie to anyone who gets that reference)



Man, can those cheerleaders and Scotts really fly! This is some good pot!



Gorilla Monsoon: I don't understand how the referee can let that cheerleader wrestle with a tool box in his arm.



GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno will now sue the WWE.



Rory was so upset that they lost that he would stop staring at Robbie's nipples.



Johnny: We won!
Kenny: Now, let's celebrate with a group shower!
Mikey: Yeah! Wait, what!?



HHH: Do you want to have an incest angle with Steph, now!?
Vince: No!



Bad Boys, Bad Boys...
Tonight on COPS! A wrestling company rapes its audiences' eyes!



Vince: Oh man, was that a huge fart!



Shawn Michaels: I came back for this!



Shawn: Say it!
Shane: No!
Shawn: SAY IT!
Shane: UNCLE!!!!



After the torture rack, Shane yelled "I DON'T KNOOOOW!"; and his Lex Luger was complete.



Vince: Are you sure there's a good storyline in here!?



OH MY GOD! That rhino is giving birth to a man!!!!



Don West: D-X is shoving Vince into Big Show...IN THE ASS!!!!



Vince: Taste like chicken.



Shane was now regretting eating all that candy before the match.



Shane: I should have learn how to fall off of a 20 foot ladder.



HHH: Hey, Vince! Suck It!
Shawn: Well, I think he did when he was in Big Show's ass.



DAMN! Big Show's farts are powerful!!!!



Lita: Nice top.
Trish: Thanks!



Trish tried to do the hurricarana, but Lita was too sticky.



Sadly, now that Trish is gone, someone else must re-use the Rock's "Just Bring It!" gimmick.



Trish: Thank you! For my next trick, I will make my clothes DISAPPEARE!



Trish: FREE BIRD!!!!!!



Trish: Dammit! How did my stalker get in here!?



Trish: Someone's trying to set fire to the arena, again!



Randy Orton: Hold on! I'll be out for my match in a minute. Just let me get done taking a dump this gym bag!



John Cena VS Toronto, WrestleMania 23! Book It!



John Cena: Damn! It still smells from the Hell In A Cell!
Edge: I know! Big Show's farts are powerful!



This Fall! John Cena stars in TJ Hooker: The Movie!



Cena: Now, I can get this stupid R off the belt.



Edge: I better get some good sex from Lita for this!



Cena was glad to see his father, until his father accidentally let out that he bet on Edge!



Cena: You know, it probably would have been better if I went to SmackDown!

[samachine]

This is how I looked after I saw the PPV.