Post by Alucard on Apr 7, 2010 13:55:05 GMT -5
He seems like he'd have invaluable lessons to teach the rookies.
"See this? This is the fire exit. If you have someone who's really giving you problems, you can throw them out this door and you'll never see them again."
"If two idiots lock you in a room and barricade the door off with something nonsensical like a forklift, look around the room for another door. They probably weren't smart enough to block that one off."
"Love is a complicated thing, if you forcibly marry a woman and impregnate her, weirdly enough she will eventually love you. For a few weeks. Then she'll turn on you. It's kind of a bitch, really."
"Strangely enough, tombstoning celebrities, disgraced baseball players, and priests, isn't a crime."
"Nothing says defiance like a car battery hooked up to the genitals."
"Remember, no matter what someone does to you. Time heals all wounds, and someday you will forgive them."
I dunno, he seems like the guy I'd want to be taught by.
"See this? This is the fire exit. If you have someone who's really giving you problems, you can throw them out this door and you'll never see them again."
"If two idiots lock you in a room and barricade the door off with something nonsensical like a forklift, look around the room for another door. They probably weren't smart enough to block that one off."
"Love is a complicated thing, if you forcibly marry a woman and impregnate her, weirdly enough she will eventually love you. For a few weeks. Then she'll turn on you. It's kind of a bitch, really."
"Strangely enough, tombstoning celebrities, disgraced baseball players, and priests, isn't a crime."
"Nothing says defiance like a car battery hooked up to the genitals."
"Remember, no matter what someone does to you. Time heals all wounds, and someday you will forgive them."
I dunno, he seems like the guy I'd want to be taught by.
