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Post by RealMattKozza91 on Apr 6, 2010 21:06:25 GMT -5
This week SD airs from Chicago, What are 101 things Punk can say to get heat
1. Michael Jordan was the worst basketball player in history
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Subrick
ALF
Dennis Miller? More Like Dennis FILLER amirite?
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Post by Subrick on Apr 6, 2010 21:07:36 GMT -5
2. He can open his mouth and people would boo him.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 6, 2010 21:08:51 GMT -5
2. the cubs suck
3. the bears suck
4. the white sox suck
5. the blackhawks suck
6. wisconsin is better than illinois
7. i mark for mrs. o'leary's cow
8. renee zellwager sucks
9. straight edge means etc etc
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 6, 2010 21:09:31 GMT -5
10. Nothing.
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Post by Cela on Apr 6, 2010 21:13:05 GMT -5
11. Call Sears Tower by new name.
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jamielowndes {N}
Unicron
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 6, 2010 21:14:03 GMT -5
12. I have inducted Steve Bartman into the Straight Edge Society.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Apr 6, 2010 21:30:32 GMT -5
13. Harry Carrey wasn't straight edge
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Apr 6, 2010 21:31:02 GMT -5
Show up in a Packers jersey, Cardinals cap, and Celtic pants and cut a promo on Chicago Style Pizza and claim that New York's is better.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 6, 2010 22:22:10 GMT -5
14. Say Mark Buehrle could play better if he was Straight Edge.
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Post by Orange on Apr 6, 2010 22:26:41 GMT -5
Give a chairshot to Jay Cutler, well after a 26 INT season that may get him over. And then cut a promo on him, to cover the "say" part ;D
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Post by Ed Fouyoun on Apr 6, 2010 22:28:17 GMT -5
16: Put ketchup on a hotdog.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 6, 2010 22:29:29 GMT -5
17. who cares about sctv?!
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Post by Orange on Apr 6, 2010 22:32:39 GMT -5
Got another one, he can badmouth Bozo! ;D
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 6, 2010 22:34:06 GMT -5
18. Anything, cause they'll just pipe in boos during editing.
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Apr 6, 2010 22:35:32 GMT -5
19. "Mike Ditka cannot cure cancer!"
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Apr 6, 2010 22:47:24 GMT -5
20.Barry sanders is beter then walter payton
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Apr 6, 2010 23:20:22 GMT -5
21. New York style pizza owns Chicago style
22. All the performers in the show/movie Chicago were on meth
23. They messed up when they repealed prohibition
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Apr 6, 2010 23:22:54 GMT -5
24. I'm ashamed that I'm from a place like this with so much drinking and prescription painkiller abuse!
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 7, 2010 0:20:13 GMT -5
25. "The worst movie of all time....'THE BLUES BROTHERS"
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Apr 7, 2010 0:25:24 GMT -5
The Cubs could never win a World Series, because they allowed a drug addict in Sammy Sosa and a drunk like Harry Carey be employed by the ball club.
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hehehehe