theshowstoppa
Don Corleone
This is why I like Brooke.
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Post by theshowstoppa on Apr 7, 2010 0:32:25 GMT -5
27. Your Local Sports Team is inadequate and I chuckle heartily at their shortcomings and misfortunes.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Apr 7, 2010 0:46:10 GMT -5
*punk and ses come out*
punk: i grew up in this city *crowd cheers* and ive come to respect ALOT of the people that have made names in this city! *crowd cheers* Sammy Sosa is the best baseball player ever.*crowd boos*..i know hes not straight edge...but ill save him *turns to gallows* GET ME SAMMY!! see...what you people dont realize is that in comparison to mark grace and everybody else on that team...sammy was the cleanest one *crowd boos* but you know who i really do admire who made a name for themselves in chicago...Brett Favre *crowd boos mega loud* He made his name in chicago...by making the bears his BITCH since 1992!!! *crowd starts throwing garbage in the ring*
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Post by corndog on Apr 7, 2010 0:57:15 GMT -5
He is a Cubs fan, so I don't if he would turn on the Cubs themselves, and even if he has to. Actually he could acknowledge what a big fan he is. Name his favorite players of all time, and probably get cheered. Then he could say that the problem is he hasn't gone to a Cubs game in years because he can't stand all of the drunken idiots in the stands and got a beer spilled on him when he was a little kid which ruined Wrigley Field for him forever.
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Apr 7, 2010 1:09:34 GMT -5
"Bring me Brian Urlacher."
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s1mon86
Mike the Goon
he's a champion on screen, he's nude in my mind
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Post by s1mon86 on Apr 7, 2010 2:42:51 GMT -5
I have come to the conclusion that this city needs to be laughed at due to the fact that it doesn't seem to achieve feats that it aspires to and also that we have this city to blame for certain people in office...
how are those olympics coming along?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 7, 2010 7:14:24 GMT -5
16: Put ketchup on a hotdog. We don't want him to be killed do we?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 8, 2010 1:29:10 GMT -5
28. "How about them Government Motors, folks!"
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 8, 2010 2:37:50 GMT -5
To open the show
"Hello Stink town!"
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 8, 2010 4:01:16 GMT -5
"I'm sure glad to be back in Chicago ... now instead of three weeks ago for St. Patrick's Day, when all you blue-collar idiots were out toasting your Irish 'heritage' as if you aren't bumbling drunks the other 51 weeks of the year."
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Post by sonicreducer on Apr 8, 2010 5:50:58 GMT -5
Depreciation of the town drunk playing her electric fiddle in the subways at the Damen blue-line stop.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2010 9:30:08 GMT -5
"I'd rather be in Gary." "Where's the giant grasshoppers when you need 'em?"
And, like someone said, put ketchup on a hot dog.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 8, 2010 9:33:08 GMT -5
He's actually from Minnesota
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Apr 8, 2010 10:22:59 GMT -5
35: <opens up a can of coke. > 36: <opens up a can of Budweiser> 37: "I'm moving to Amsterdam!!!"
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 8, 2010 12:11:04 GMT -5
Can someone clear up what putting ketchup on a hotdog signifies in Chicago?
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
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Post by Tapout on Apr 8, 2010 12:13:15 GMT -5
"Chicago...past instances in which I professed to like you...WERE FRAUDULENT!!!"
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 8, 2010 12:33:37 GMT -5
38. The Cubs suck and will never, I repeat, never win a World Series ever again!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2010 11:34:43 GMT -5
Can someone clear up what putting ketchup on a hotdog signifies in Chicago? It pretty much means you're a sissy. Most hot dog vendors in Chicago don't even offer ketchup, but allow mustard, onions and sauerkraut. It's a "man" thing, something only the "City of Big Shoulders" would understand. Back to topic, "I was just on the phone with Mike Singletary, your legendary member of the "46" Defense. And he told me that the only way he'd be able to get a job was to LEAVE Chicago and head to San Francisco! Samurai Mike is Straight-Edge, folks, but he couldn't be bothered to stay in this lousy city. "Because your town is washed over in a swath of false heroes and alcoholics, where the face of your antiquated franchise is a mustachioed individual with a funny accent, downing adult beverages in the bar while pushing prescription medication to the men of this country who can't get it up at night! That's right guys, don't put down that beer and stop smoking that nicotine and actually go Straight-Edge - just run to your doctor and beg for a pill so your overweight housewife can have the 20-second ride of her life. "But I don't come here to run you down, there is hope for you all. And, it's in the form of Straight-Edge. (Points to a random guy.) Straight-Edge doesn't just mean I'm better than you, it also means I'm a rock and your girlfriend right there will appreciate what Straight-Edge is all about!" Or, if all else fails, "Bring me AJ Pierzynski!" (AJ's a big wrestling fan; he played The Price Is Right when Bob Barker was guest host.)
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Apr 9, 2010 16:12:47 GMT -5
39.Cubs suck 40.Bears suck 41. Krypton sucks
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 9, 2010 16:24:55 GMT -5
Depreciation of the town drunk playing her electric fiddle in the subways at the Damen blue-line stop. Damen's an elevated stop. Division is underground, though.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 9, 2010 17:52:50 GMT -5
"Bring me Brian Urlacher." Then Gallows turns to him and says, "But he's already bald."
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