Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Apr 19, 2010 15:31:30 GMT -5
At some point tonight, I want Vince McMahon to come down, get on the mic and go on a long tirade against the volcano for keeping his RAW superstars in Europe.
Then it cuts a picture of the volcano cloud on the tron. (crowd boos)
Then Vince yells "VOLCANO...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!", then leaves.
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jamielowndes {N}
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 19, 2010 16:25:25 GMT -5
I'd mark hard for Vince firing a volcano on live TV.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2010 16:41:03 GMT -5
You just know Triple H will make some sort of joke about it.
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Y2M
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Post by Y2M on Apr 19, 2010 16:42:35 GMT -5
Triple H will pedigree the volcano tonight.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 19, 2010 16:45:08 GMT -5
Hornswoggle will dress up as a volcano and dump black powder on random people.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Apr 19, 2010 16:52:26 GMT -5
Masked wrestler named Eyjafjallajokull.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Apr 19, 2010 17:16:32 GMT -5
I'd mark for a few pre-taped segments of Vince going crazy worrying about not being able to put on a show. Messy hair, untucked shirt, wearing only one shoe. That kind of thing.
Vince: "Damn it! Damn it! If this goes on much longer, WCW will overtake us in the ratings!"
Random Lackey: "But, uh, sir, WCW is a defunct wrestling organisation that went out of business in 2001 and was purchased by World Wrestling Entertainment. TNA are our closest rivals now."
Vince: "I know that, damn it, that's why I made sure all our women are called Divas and pose for Playboy."
Random Lackey: "No, sir. TNA. It's a wrestling organisation. They have Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall..."
Vince: "I thought you just said WCW went outta business? Get out of my office. Get. Get. Get... Get... Get... Get... ... Get....."
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Apr 19, 2010 17:34:38 GMT -5
I'd mark for a few pre-taped segments of Vince going crazy worrying about not being able to put on a show. Messy hair, untucked shirt, wearing only one shoe. That kind of thing. Vince: "Damn it! Damn it! If this goes on much longer, WCW will overtake us in the ratings!" Random Lackey: "But, uh, sir, WCW is a defunct wrestling organisation that went out of business in 2001 and was purchased by World Wrestling Entertainment. TNA are our closest rivals now." Vince: "I know that, damn it, that's why I made sure all our women are called Divas and pose for Playboy." Random Lackey: "No, sir. TNA. It's a wrestling organisation. They have Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall..." Vince: "I thought you just said WCW went outta business? Get out of my office. Get. Get. Get... Get... Get... Get... ... Get....." Sublime. |
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Apr 19, 2010 21:05:07 GMT -5
Masked wrestler named Eyjafjallajokull. Bet ya had to copy and paste that  |
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Apr 20, 2010 3:20:05 GMT -5
They'll present the New Natural Disasters, the tag team of Volcano and Tsunami.
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barley96
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Post by barley96 on Apr 20, 2010 4:07:21 GMT -5
Hornswoggle was playing in the volcano that erupted in order to write him off of tv.
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Post by casualobserver on Apr 20, 2010 6:45:39 GMT -5
Vince: "I did some research, and I found out that 'Eyjafjallajokull' is Icelandic for...EEEEEEEEEEENIS!"
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jamielowndes {N}
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 20, 2010 7:28:34 GMT -5
It will lead to an angle where ultimately, Volcano screwed Volcano.
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