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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 27, 2010 2:28:11 GMT -5
Mine is
Phil Esophagul (say it fast junior)
He would be a very brainy doctor. Kind of like the heel teacher role. There would be a build up of a heel going on a reign of terror injuring hos opponents. The medical staff would come out and Phil would just be a faceless member of the medical team.
His debut would happen by having a face get "hurt" and the medical staff comes out to help him. They either get the face to his feet and Phil turns and clotheslines him. Or the face is on the stretecher and Phil shoves the stretcher off the ramp or into the set and then just walks away. There would be a few more random attacks until Phil is challenged to get into the ring. This leads to all sorts of excuses for him not to wrestle. He would side with heels who are caliming injury for as a reson for them not to wrestle. His catch phrase would be "Trust me. I'm a doctor."
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 27, 2010 2:37:44 GMT -5
Mike Greenwood. He's been around the world, he's wrestled the biggest names, he's won several titles.
But he's never heard a single song by Fleetwood Mac.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 27, 2010 2:41:48 GMT -5
I like it.
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Post by johnnyk9 on Mar 27, 2010 7:55:50 GMT -5
"Armed and Dangerous" in front of someones name
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 27, 2010 8:15:57 GMT -5
Jobbers with nicknames that either make no sense or celebrate mundane things. The rest of the name needs to sound as boring as possible, like you are a jobber for AWA.
"Two Hands" Pete Barnaby, "Chop" Don Rascal, and Wes "Good Swimmer" Lansbury.
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Post by bubbles on Mar 27, 2010 10:35:31 GMT -5
A baby kissing, fat girl hugging nice guy babyface...who eats feces.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 27, 2010 13:07:56 GMT -5
How about a guy who doesn't talk much, but what he says is important. Mostly staying sileny, and when he does talk, literally boiling down his promos to the bare minimum 'I will take your title at Backlash'. 'You tried to hurt me, you will pay'.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Mar 27, 2010 13:14:23 GMT -5
Jobbers with nicknames that either make no sense or celebrate mundane things. The rest of the name needs to sound as boring as possible, like you are a jobber for AWA. "Two Hands" Pete Barnaby, "Chop" Don Rascal, and Wes "Good Swimmer" Lansbury. Yeah, I loved names like that. Kenny "Sodbuster" Jay, Mike "Milkman" Moral, George "Scrap Iron" Gadowski. The AWA had the best jobber names ever.
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Post by horsemen4ever on Mar 27, 2010 14:16:18 GMT -5
How about a guy who doesn't talk much, but what he says is important. Mostly staying sileny, and when he does talk, literally boiling down his promos to the bare minimum 'I will take your title at Backlash'. 'You tried to hurt me, you will pay'. You mean this guy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferb_Fletcher
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Post by Klutch on Mar 27, 2010 21:46:18 GMT -5
We need a guy doing a Milkman gimmick (like from back in the '50's). I know the AWA had Jake "The Milkman" Milliman (sp?). I want to come out in the white milkman suit and all that jazz. Same thing with an Ice Cream Man. Hell have a whole stable of these old timey delivery guys.
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Post by TripleMerc on Mar 27, 2010 23:39:50 GMT -5
How about a guy who doesn't talk much, but what he says is important. Mostly staying sileny, and when he does talk, literally boiling down his promos to the bare minimum 'I will take your title at Backlash'. 'You tried to hurt me, you will pay'.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 28, 2010 0:48:06 GMT -5
Lots of awesome ideas here. This is why I love this forum.
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Post by JMA on Mar 28, 2010 1:00:02 GMT -5
I want to see an American Psycho gimmick. Basically, a vain yuppie who snaps and becomes an unbelievably vicious bastard.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Mar 28, 2010 1:05:03 GMT -5
A Kurgan gimmick. No, not him, from Highlander. He'd be a big guy with one sleeve cut from his leather jacket who can't knocked out because he has a strong neck. The only way to beat him is to use the piledriver.
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Post by Young Game on Mar 28, 2010 1:25:01 GMT -5
I want to see an American Psycho gimmick. Basically, a vain yuppie who snaps and becomes an unbelievably vicious bastard. More or less.
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Post by JMA on Mar 28, 2010 5:11:27 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre might be good for this role. Just turn him into a psychotic yuppie and it will work.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 28, 2010 6:25:25 GMT -5
How about a guy who doesn't talk much, but what he says is important. Mostly staying sileny, and when he does talk, literally boiling down his promos to the bare minimum 'I will take your title at Backlash'. 'You tried to hurt me, you will pay'. I was thinking more like early Undertaker, except without Paul Bearer, when he did just say a few words, but even more stripped down.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 28, 2010 8:24:53 GMT -5
A Hemophilia wrestler who bleeds withing the first few minutes of a match regardless if he in a headlock or took a punch to the forehead.
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Post by Mesousa on Mar 28, 2010 11:26:19 GMT -5
We need a guy doing a Milkman gimmick (like from back in the '50's). I know the AWA had Jake "The Milkman" Milliman (sp?). I want to come out in the white milkman suit and all that jazz. Same thing with an Ice Cream Man. Hell have a whole stable of these old timey delivery guys.
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Post by Klutch on Mar 28, 2010 11:31:48 GMT -5
We need a guy doing a Milkman gimmick (like from back in the '50's). I know the AWA had Jake "The Milkman" Milliman (sp?). I want to come out in the white milkman suit and all that jazz. Same thing with an Ice Cream Man. Hell have a whole stable of these old timey delivery guys. That SHOULD have said I want SOMEONE to come out dressed as a Milkman. Then again if I ever become a pro wrestler I will be The Milkman. I really need to start reading my posts before I hit reply.
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